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Oh, shit. I just realized where I've seen Cooch before.RPC wrote:
These people are now fucking quoting him like its scripture...
It's got nothing to do with marketing or money you fools! Its increases in work capacity across broad time and modal domains!!!!!"Those who do not recognize the physiological import of CrossFit - unprecedented increases in work capacity across broad time and modal domains - are left with no rational explanation of CrossFit's popularity and reach. For these people I am typically seen as a marketing savant whose marketing strategies curiously won't replicate. It's like a blind guy wondering why everyone hangs out under lights at night." - Greg Glassman
Not to mention one mean Napoleon & Failed artist complex.MarcoFP wrote:Drunks often have "special" views of their place in the world.
Unprecedented: never happened before.
People who do Crossfit are Gods, the elite, the chosen. Time spent under the bar is not important! Time spent on the field is irrelevant! Join the Crossfit Community, become the elite, holy brethren, and be the New SuperMan! Halleujah!
Comment #104 - Posted by: Steve Buchanan at June 21, 2008 7:24 AM
By the way, how is the money drive coming for buying custom made bicycles for the Glassmans? Donations being sought from affiliates to buy these bikes that will be presented to them at the games? How's it going?
Comment #105 - Posted by: Steve Buchanon at June 21, 2008 7:27 AM
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
RPC wrote:Front page scripture of the day! Read it my young sheeples:
It's got nothing to do with marketing or money you fools! Its increases in work capacity across broad time and modal domains!!!!!"Those who do not recognize the physiological import of CrossFit - unprecedented increases in work capacity across broad time and modal domains - are left with no rational explanation of CrossFit's popularity and reach. For these people I am typically seen as a marketing savant whose marketing strategies curiously won't replicate. It's like a blind guy wondering why everyone hangs out under lights at night." - Greg Glassman
You see children, he tried to lead him to salvation, but alas the writer could not grasp it.we coached WSJ author Reed Albergotti through a lot of material and he left us out. We knew from some earlier contact and his responses that we were unduly taxing his faculties.
Would Larry Bird have been a better basketball player with CrossFit? Would two players of Bird's potential remain equal in basketball capacity if one CF'd and the other did not? The first answer is, "hell yes". The second, "hell no". No one who has worked with world class sport athletes in conjunction with CrossFit have any doubt whatsoever.
So yes there you have it. Regardless if a CFitter is in the article's top ten, the top ten would have been better off with CF training. How ingenious!NOT ONE WORLD CLASS ATHLETE OF THOUSANDS WE'VE TRAINED HAS APPROACHED THE FITNESS LEVEL OF A GOOD CROSSFITTER. Not one.
Legions children, CF has now legions of followers. In closing our GWF assures us:There are legions of NFL, NBA, NHL, Olympic, MMA mega-champions CrossFitting.
Mrs Couch needs to take the keyboard away immediately before he kills her cash cow. He seriously sounds mental in his writing...The winner of the CrossFit Games will be the world champion of the "Sport of Fitness" and will have reasonable, supportable, accurate, and precise claim to being a) one of the best athletes on earth, and b) the fittest man/woman/beast alive.
I wish she'd hit him in the head with it. The fuckers talking more foolish than usual.RPC wrote:Mrs Couch needs to take the keyboard away immediately before he kills her cash cow. He seriously sounds mental in his writing...
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
The lack of deliberate irony rules. Any intelligent person would conclude that CrossFit's definition of fitness is either irrelevant or counterproductive for becoming an elite athlete.A crazy oompa loompa wrote:NOT ONE WORLD CLASS ATHLETE OF THOUSANDS WE'VE TRAINED HAS APPROACHED THE FITNESS LEVEL OF A GOOD CROSSFITTER. Not one.
Really, I doubt it. I think he's just figured out, during some relatively sober and lucid period, that this is the kind of hyperbolic BS that attracts those who need to feel like they are members of an elite cadre.Shaf wrote:This, usos, is classical megalomania.
Hilarious. Its like the motherfucker can't help himself.MarcoFP wrote:Looks like a late nite of gin & writing ramblings for the old Crossfit website for the couch.
Even lean and strong big guys have a lot of trouble doing workouts that include 50 pullups and/or 25 muscle-ups. Pretty much the same reason you don't find that many tall/big male gymnasts.Charismatic megafauna wrote:but seriously, vitamin S rumors aside, why are the men such leetle bitches by comparison?
Legions? I think we'd be hard pressed to name one or two persons from each of the above categories. And MMA should not be in the mix.There are legions of NFL, NBA, NHL, Olympic, MMA mega-champions CrossFitting.
