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Last round on my 13th pull-up I pullled my calf muscle
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Post by Shaun B. O'Murnecan »
Tension Comrade!stosh wrote:Eh?Quote:
Last round on my 13th pull-up I pullled my calf muscle

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Post by Grandpa's Spells »
LOL, CF causes personality disorders.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic ... y_disorder
Sound like anybody we know?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic ... y_disorder
Sound like anybody we know?
Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood.
The essential feature of histrionic personality disorder is an excessive pattern of emotionality and attention-seeking behavior. These individuals are lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. They may be inappropriately sexually provocative, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and be easily influenced by others.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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Re: The couch thread
A kipping pullup uses every muscle in the body. I once pulled my ear doing it.stosh wrote:Eh?Quote:
Last round on my 13th pull-up I pullled my calf muscle
Don’t believe everything you think.
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too good.protobuilder wrote:Fighting the good fight on another forum.
A cultfitter said I was "just ASSUMING that people will get hurt more often than doing other exercises."
to which I replied by posting the injuries from just ONE DAY's comments on Cultfit's website:
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Tore my MCL and partial tear of my ACL and still attempted this WOD one legged
x-fit: home for the exercise-bulemic, obsessive-compulsive, cult-embracing narcissist.
all shaved and skinny, following a fat, merkin-topped pied piper.
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Post by Shaun B. O'Murnecan »
So what bust-to-waist-to-hip ratio and Fran time justifies putting up with this kinda BS?Grandpa's Spells wrote:LOL, CF causes personality disorders.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic ... y_disorder
Sound like anybody we know?Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood.
The essential feature of histrionic personality disorder is an excessive pattern of emotionality and attention-seeking behavior. These individuals are lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. They may be inappropriately sexually provocative, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and be easily influenced by others.

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Re: The couch thread
Maybe star athletes are Xfitting. Is this Couch in the new Bode Miller ad:
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Can't be cooch. He doesn't drink Jaeger.
Jaeger and chili. shudder
Jaeger and chili. shudder

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The 11th component of fitness.
Wait, is Crossfit still using the Dynamax definition of fitness, or is fitness now defined by ''work capacity across broad time and modal domains''?
Wait, is Crossfit still using the Dynamax definition of fitness, or is fitness now defined by ''work capacity across broad time and modal domains''?
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Look at that! Everyone of those idiots represents a 1000 bucks in couchs pocket. And there's up to two of these things a weekend.Youngman wrote:The 11th component of fitness.
Wait, is Crossfit still using the Dynamax definition of fitness, or is fitness now defined by ''work capacity across broad time and modal domains''?
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Post by Shafpocalypse Now »
Beer bottles! Gang signs! Jesus Christ in the middle trying to hide that he's come again!
Crossfit has everythign!!!!!
The Tmag discussion on Crossfit is lame and retarded.
Crossfit has everythign!!!!!
The Tmag discussion on Crossfit is lame and retarded.
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all the guys have their shirts on. was that a special cert for heterosexuals?
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Shaf wrote:Beer bottles! Gang signs! Jesus Christ in the middle trying to hide that he's come again!
Crossfit has everythign!!!!!
The Tmag discussion on Crossfit is lame and retarded.


The Jesus thing was pretty funny.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by JamesonBushmill »
I think some of these injuries are very sly and subtle trolls inserted into their precious comments section.Tom o'Bedlam wrote:protobuilder wrote:Fighting the good fight on another forum.
A cultfitter said I was "just ASSUMING that people will get hurt more often than doing other exercises."
to which I replied by posting the injuries from just ONE DAY's comments on Cultfit's website:
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Tore my MCL and partial tear of my ACL and still attempted this WOD one legged
"Had an injury resulting in amputation below knee. finished WOD with peg leg"
"did all 300 C&J in "Tits Magee". started bleeding from my rectum"
"finished all Glute ham sits up as ordered. spontaneously gave birth. I am male"
so kudos to whomever is doing it.
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As far as I can tell, the former is still around, but the latter rules the coop -- which is pretty clear based on their workouts. I hate that shit. The Dynamax list was cool.Youngman wrote:Wait, is Crossfit still using the Dynamax definition of fitness, or is fitness now defined by ''work capacity across broad time and modal domains''?
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LOL. I'll FedEx a box of Krispy Kremes to the first guy to flash THA SHOCKA in an @Fit group photo.Shaf wrote:Beer bottles! Gang signs! Jesus Christ in the middle trying to hide that he's come again!
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