Gin Master wrote:Couch's distended upper gut is at the same level as Mrs. Couch's juggs.
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Holy shit! Let's go ahead accept the lie that cooch is too gimped to workout. Even then, one would think that if Cooch just followed the diet he espouses and walked/swam/or biked everyday he'd be in much better shape than he appears in every fucking photo for the last 4-5 years. You have to blind, stupid or both if you believe Cooch follows any diet or workout plan.
I have an uncle that drinks a 12 pack to a case of Coors light every single day and does zero workouts, and he looks better than Cooch. There you have @fit! Your founder and leader looks worse than a broken down ex-machinist slowly killing himself drinking cheap beer and who's only form of exercise is yelling at his estranged wife.
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The author says the NTOA do not (sic, moron go back to high school and retake English) endorse CrossFit. Maybe they ought to read the NTOA Journal which has written in their Journal one of the most complimentary pieces on CF I've seen.
Writing Tip:
If you're going to call someone out for making grammatical mistakes, don't forget the comma before "which" in your next sentence.
The author says the NTOA do not (sic, moron go back to high school and retake English) endorse CrossFit. Maybe they ought to read the NTOA Journal which has written in their Journal one of the most complimentary pieces on CF I've seen.
Writing Tip:
If you're going to call someone out for making grammatical mistakes, don't forget the comma before "which" in your next sentence.
Or maybe someone went school in the UK, where a collective noun is treated as a plural.
I don't know what is worse. A grown man lifting plywood plates or a weak little fuck stacking the bar with baby bumper plates to make himself feel big and strong.
Couch really looks bad as in cirrhosis bad. Have you ever noticed that in all his recent pictures he is being propped up by someone? The constant inebriation makes it impossible for him to stand still for a photo.
And I’m tired of the excuses about his gimped leg being the reason he does not train. I was in a Bikram’s class yesterday with a guy missing a leg. I didn’t hear him making excuses. Coach doesn’t train because he is a wino.
Rant wrote:Couch really looks bad as in cirrhosis bad. Have you ever noticed that in all his recent pictures he is being propped up by someone? The constant inebriation makes it impossible for him to stand still for a photo.
And I’m tired of the excuses about his gimped leg being the reason he does not train. I was in a Bikram’s class yesterday with a guy missing a leg. I didn’t hear him making excuses. Coach doesn’t train because he is a wino.
if Couch thinks elite athletes are lacking in GPP, and Pukey is an indicator of "effective exercise," then Couch is basically arguing that elite athletes should puke more often.
This was written by a half-witted liar. Whoever gives me the original, I'll protect your identity and send you $1,000. ([email protected]) Time to build a permanent digital edifice to this incompetent fool's efforts.
BIdZNESS OPPORTUNITY!!!!!111!!!
I'll put CrossFit's science up against the NSCA's any day - both staff credentials and methodology.
Ginbag is going to take on the NSCA? Seriously?
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
Need to get a T-shirt made with bare-chested doods and jog-bra'ed psycho chicks lockstepping with their PVC.
A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
The author says the NTOA do not (sic, moron go back to high school and retake English) endorse CrossFit. Maybe they ought to read the NTOA Journal which has written in their Journal one of the most complimentary pieces on CF I've seen.
Writing Tip:
If you're going to call someone out for making grammatical mistakes, don't forget the comma before "which" in your next sentence.
Or maybe someone went school in the UK, where a collective noun is treated as a plural.
Is it?? I've always treated it as singular. I may be wrong, I never pursued English beyond GCSE level. However my dad was Head of English at a private school, and he graduated from Oxford so I must have picked up some good England just from being around he, shurely?
Fuck, when I read that back I realise just how disappointed he must be in me. If my kids lower the bar as much as I have we'll be a family of benefit cheats and smack-heeds in 2 generations time.
Who's this Randy? Is he trying to steal her from us? And what was in the mysterious 'shitty" text message? Someone get on this shit pronto...we need answers.
