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Fish Sticks in my Mouth wrote: It was a very impressive video, and I still stand by my comment that all of the "slop" was done intentionally to draw attention to himself. He could have very easily done everything properly.
THAT BRIT WAS THROWING TEH WOD?!?!?!?!? DIZGRASEFULL!
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Goddamn right. I must make the secks all over that hoe.

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http://evolveyourfitness.blogspot.com/2 ... affer.html
Greyskull Barbell Club has resigned their affiliation with CrossFit.

We think this is a good thing.
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http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=48544

"...I look at it this way. I'd spend $30 for a tank top at the gap or $100 for a hoodie at lululemon so why shouldn't I spend that much on a CrossFit item and support the sport I love..."


100 for a fucking hoody? and it doesn't come with weed, a small handgun or the keys to a stolen car in it?

These people have entirely too much disposable income. I wonder if this cunt ever thought to use that money for a charity, to buy some stuff to send to soldiers/marines serving over seas, or for anything other than her cunty entitled ass?

I am in the wrong business. Fuck being a crossfit affiliate, apparently the real money is in LUlumon.
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JamesonBushmill wrote: I wonder if this cunt ever thought to use that money for a charity, to buy some stuff to send to soldiers/marines serving over seas, or for anything other than her cunty entitled ass?
What are you talking about? They name workouts for those whom have made the ultimate sacrifice. What more do you want from these people.


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CultBuster wrote:
Re: Is CrossFit Really A Sport?

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"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising" - Kenny Powers from East Bound and Down.

Best show ever! Here's a link to some of the highlights: not wfs: at 2:00 min mark is the quote above.
http://www.thegvshop.com/i-play-real...at-exercising/

And if Bowling is a sport, Crossfitting has to be included.
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I'm pretty sure Jazzercise involves physical activity engaged in for fun. I suppose by @F definitions, that makes it a sport too.

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JohnnyBadAss wrote:I'm pretty sure Jazzercise involves physical activity engaged in for fun. I suppose by @F definitions, that makes it a sport too.
CrossFit WOD's aren't done for fun though, they're done as atonement for their sins against The Zone Diet.

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JamesonBushmill wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=48544

"...I look at it this way. I'd spend $30 for a tank top at the gap or $100 for a hoodie at lululemon so why shouldn't I spend that much on a CrossFit item and support the sport I love..."


100 for a fucking hoody? and it doesn't come with weed, a small handgun or the keys to a stolen car in it?

These people have entirely too much disposable income. I wonder if this cunt ever thought to use that money for a charity, to buy some stuff to send to soldiers/marines serving over seas, or for anything other than her cunty entitled ass?

I am in the wrong business. Fuck being a crossfit affiliate, apparently the real money is in LUlumon.
I liked the comment about the money going to a "good cause", aka couch's drinking habits.

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Someone please tell me that people don't really pay $100 for hoodies.
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GoDogGo! wrote:Someone please tell me that people don't really pay $100 for hoodies.
I would if it said "mess you up" on the back with pukie on the front, I mean, who wouldn't?

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GoDogGo! wrote:Someone please tell me that people don't really pay $100 for hoodies.
Sadly I have seen this price in many a place for hoodies. It is insanity.
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T200 wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:Someone please tell me that people don't really pay $100 for hoodies.
Sadly I have seen this price in many a place for hoodies. It is insanity.
I think my last one came from Ocean State Job Lot. Champion irregular, $10. Got a zipper and everything.
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GoDogGo! wrote: I think my last one came from Ocean State Job Lot. Champion irregular, $10. Got a zipper and everything.
Zipper brings down the price my nigga.
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yeah, dawg...zippas ain't skreet, yo.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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'sokay, I covered up the zipper with a piece of duct tape.
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They're probably quite proud of those pictures. So sad.

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Well, at least with the "Pain...for time" statement, they're being more truthful as to the point of their dumbassery.

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If he actually jumped up onto that stack of tires (look in the mirror) that would really be something. But I'm thinking he didn't.
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Sheaffer also claims that there are "many, many strong, capable athletes training in chain, commercial gyms." We can't say when the last time John Sheaffer stepped into one of those gyms, but for us, those globo gym days are still a recent memory, and Sheaffer is dead wrong. We have certainly seen the occasional strong, capable athlete who is stuck in a globo gym...but it's not common. Not in the least. Most of the people we see in those gyms would do a whole lot better with even the most poorly-executed CrossFit programming.
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True True. Kevin Nee would be better off with 95lb thrusters and 135 "cleans" @Fitters get dumber and dumber as we go because no one tells thme to stop it.

http://strongestman.org/?p=294


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CultBuster wrote:
Sheaffer also claims that there are "many, many strong, capable athletes training in chain, commercial gyms." We can't say when the last time John Sheaffer stepped into one of those gyms, but for us, those globo gym days are still a recent memory, and Sheaffer is dead wrong. We have certainly seen the occasional strong, capable athlete who is stuck in a globo gym...but it's not common. Not in the least. Most of the people we see in those gyms would do a whole lot better with even the most poorly-executed CrossFit programming.
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True True. Kevin Nee would be better off with 95lb thrusters and 135 "cleans" @Fitters get dumber and dumber as we go because no one tells thme to stop it.

http://strongestman.org/?p=294
Are you telling me Kevin Nee couldn't learn a thing or two about strength from this guy (that wrote the anti-Greyskull blog)?

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The new term for properly abiding by the cult's code:

"Living Life As Prescribed"

http://lifeasrx.com/

With the requisite bloody hand picture:
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Resident Quack wrote: WTH causes a pinky callus tear, anyway?

It's caused by being a worthless dipshit.
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Sheaffer also claims that there are "many, many strong, capable athletes training in chain, commercial gyms." We can't say when the last time John Sheaffer stepped into one of those gyms, but for us, those globo gym days are still a recent memory, and Sheaffer is dead wrong. We have certainly seen the occasional strong, capable athlete who is stuck in a globo gym...but it's not common. Not in the least. Most of the people we see in those gyms would do a whole lot better with even the most poorly-executed CrossFit programming.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iHM_25Bpis

Look at that guy working out at Gold's Gym! We could be getting all elite HERE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAUE-Xdl6Cg

But Jay Cutler is all looks, how functional is a bodybuilder?
I don't know but a strongman will do. Marius at a globo and hime and Kevin Nee running, pushing, pulling ect. Is that modal domains?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZc6J89b1-E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S-buWkp9V8

But I'm sure that this workout works better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98o2pj9ECW0

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Those chopped up hands belong to this hot idiot by the way...

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She dares to have a whole blog about hand care on her site. http://www.crossfitmac.blogspot.com/
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