THAT BRIT WAS THROWING TEH WOD?!?!?!?!? DIZGRASEFULL!Fish Sticks in my Mouth wrote: It was a very impressive video, and I still stand by my comment that all of the "slop" was done intentionally to draw attention to himself. He could have very easily done everything properly.
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If this is what follows BOTOPOST, I say MORE BOTOPOST!T200 wrote:Post-Oto post cleanse...
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"


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Goddamn right. I must make the secks all over that hoe.
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BOINGG-G-G-G-G
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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http://evolveyourfitness.blogspot.com/2 ... affer.html
Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone that thinks outside of the Kool-Aid being affiliated.Greyskull Barbell Club has resigned their affiliation with CrossFit.
We think this is a good thing.
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http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=48544
"...I look at it this way. I'd spend $30 for a tank top at the gap or $100 for a hoodie at lululemon so why shouldn't I spend that much on a CrossFit item and support the sport I love..."
100 for a fucking hoody? and it doesn't come with weed, a small handgun or the keys to a stolen car in it?
These people have entirely too much disposable income. I wonder if this cunt ever thought to use that money for a charity, to buy some stuff to send to soldiers/marines serving over seas, or for anything other than her cunty entitled ass?
I am in the wrong business. Fuck being a crossfit affiliate, apparently the real money is in LUlumon.
"...I look at it this way. I'd spend $30 for a tank top at the gap or $100 for a hoodie at lululemon so why shouldn't I spend that much on a CrossFit item and support the sport I love..."
100 for a fucking hoody? and it doesn't come with weed, a small handgun or the keys to a stolen car in it?
These people have entirely too much disposable income. I wonder if this cunt ever thought to use that money for a charity, to buy some stuff to send to soldiers/marines serving over seas, or for anything other than her cunty entitled ass?
I am in the wrong business. Fuck being a crossfit affiliate, apparently the real money is in LUlumon.
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What are you talking about? They name workouts for those whom have made the ultimate sacrifice. What more do you want from these people.JamesonBushmill wrote: I wonder if this cunt ever thought to use that money for a charity, to buy some stuff to send to soldiers/marines serving over seas, or for anything other than her cunty entitled ass?
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I'm pretty sure Jazzercise involves physical activity engaged in for fun. I suppose by @F definitions, that makes it a sport too.CultBuster wrote:I fucking love this guy! Posting Kenny Powers on that site and then the Bowling comment. Cool!Re: Is CrossFit Really A Sport?
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Best show ever! Here's a link to some of the highlights: not wfs: at 2:00 min mark is the quote above.
http://www.thegvshop.com/i-play-real...at-exercising/
And if Bowling is a sport, Crossfitting has to be included.
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CrossFit WOD's aren't done for fun though, they're done as atonement for their sins against The Zone Diet.JohnnyBadAss wrote:I'm pretty sure Jazzercise involves physical activity engaged in for fun. I suppose by @F definitions, that makes it a sport too.
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I liked the comment about the money going to a "good cause", aka couch's drinking habits.JamesonBushmill wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=48544
"...I look at it this way. I'd spend $30 for a tank top at the gap or $100 for a hoodie at lululemon so why shouldn't I spend that much on a CrossFit item and support the sport I love..."
100 for a fucking hoody? and it doesn't come with weed, a small handgun or the keys to a stolen car in it?
These people have entirely too much disposable income. I wonder if this cunt ever thought to use that money for a charity, to buy some stuff to send to soldiers/marines serving over seas, or for anything other than her cunty entitled ass?
I am in the wrong business. Fuck being a crossfit affiliate, apparently the real money is in LUlumon.
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Someone please tell me that people don't really pay $100 for hoodies.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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I would if it said "mess you up" on the back with pukie on the front, I mean, who wouldn't?GoDogGo! wrote:Someone please tell me that people don't really pay $100 for hoodies.
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Sadly I have seen this price in many a place for hoodies. It is insanity.GoDogGo! wrote:Someone please tell me that people don't really pay $100 for hoodies.

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I think my last one came from Ocean State Job Lot. Champion irregular, $10. Got a zipper and everything.T200 wrote:Sadly I have seen this price in many a place for hoodies. It is insanity.GoDogGo! wrote:Someone please tell me that people don't really pay $100 for hoodies.
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Zipper brings down the price my nigga.GoDogGo! wrote: I think my last one came from Ocean State Job Lot. Champion irregular, $10. Got a zipper and everything.

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yeah, dawg...zippas ain't skreet, yo.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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'sokay, I covered up the zipper with a piece of duct tape.
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They're probably quite proud of those pictures. So sad.
EDIT: Wanted to add this...

Well, at least with the "Pain...for time" statement, they're being more truthful as to the point of their dumbassery.
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If he actually jumped up onto that stack of tires (look in the mirror) that would really be something. But I'm thinking he didn't.
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True True. Kevin Nee would be better off with 95lb thrusters and 135 "cleans" @Fitters get dumber and dumber as we go because no one tells thme to stop it.Sheaffer also claims that there are "many, many strong, capable athletes training in chain, commercial gyms." We can't say when the last time John Sheaffer stepped into one of those gyms, but for us, those globo gym days are still a recent memory, and Sheaffer is dead wrong. We have certainly seen the occasional strong, capable athlete who is stuck in a globo gym...but it's not common. Not in the least. Most of the people we see in those gyms would do a whole lot better with even the most poorly-executed CrossFit programming.
http://strongestman.org/?p=294
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Are you telling me Kevin Nee couldn't learn a thing or two about strength from this guy (that wrote the anti-Greyskull blog)?CultBuster wrote:True True. Kevin Nee would be better off with 95lb thrusters and 135 "cleans" @Fitters get dumber and dumber as we go because no one tells thme to stop it.Sheaffer also claims that there are "many, many strong, capable athletes training in chain, commercial gyms." We can't say when the last time John Sheaffer stepped into one of those gyms, but for us, those globo gym days are still a recent memory, and Sheaffer is dead wrong. We have certainly seen the occasional strong, capable athlete who is stuck in a globo gym...but it's not common. Not in the least. Most of the people we see in those gyms would do a whole lot better with even the most poorly-executed CrossFit programming.
http://strongestman.org/?p=294

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The new term for properly abiding by the cult's code:
"Living Life As Prescribed"
http://lifeasrx.com/
With the requisite bloody hand picture:

WTH causes a pinky callus tear, anyway?
"Living Life As Prescribed"
http://lifeasrx.com/
With the requisite bloody hand picture:

WTH causes a pinky callus tear, anyway?
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Resident Quack wrote: WTH causes a pinky callus tear, anyway?
It's caused by being a worthless dipshit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iHM_25BpisSheaffer also claims that there are "many, many strong, capable athletes training in chain, commercial gyms." We can't say when the last time John Sheaffer stepped into one of those gyms, but for us, those globo gym days are still a recent memory, and Sheaffer is dead wrong. We have certainly seen the occasional strong, capable athlete who is stuck in a globo gym...but it's not common. Not in the least. Most of the people we see in those gyms would do a whole lot better with even the most poorly-executed CrossFit programming.
Look at that guy working out at Gold's Gym! We could be getting all elite HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAUE-Xdl6Cg
But Jay Cutler is all looks, how functional is a bodybuilder?
I don't know but a strongman will do. Marius at a globo and hime and Kevin Nee running, pushing, pulling ect. Is that modal domains?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZc6J89b1-E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S-buWkp9V8
But I'm sure that this workout works better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98o2pj9ECW0
sorry can't embed
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Those chopped up hands belong to this hot idiot by the way...


She dares to have a whole blog about hand care on her site. http://www.crossfitmac.blogspot.com/

She dares to have a whole blog about hand care on her site. http://www.crossfitmac.blogspot.com/
