The couch thread

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:14 pm

Croatoa wrote:NYCTits has a blog?

Sweet.

yes. where she recently outed her BF for having a super elite 500# DL.

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:20 pm

Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Croatoa wrote:NYCTits has a blog?

Sweet.
yes. where she recently outed her BF for having a super elite 500# DL.

LOL! Good thing she loves posting pics of herself because the blog itself is painful to read.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:25 pm

Croatoa wrote:

I think I looked at your Ronnie gif so many times it has made me bi. Better post some of those ANYC pics.

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:28 pm

From Aimee Anaya to Michael Rutherford (aka Coach Rut) on Facebook -

quit twittering and facebooking. There are more important things to do. Like irongarm

T200 · Post by **T200** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:28 pm

Okay, I'm good now.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:33 pm

RPC wrote:From Aimee Anaya to Michael Rutherford (aka Coach Rut) on Facebook -

quit twittering and facebooking. There are more important things to do. Like irongarm

LMAO!

Trip · Post by **Trip** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:53 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7wv_cOo-jZ0/S ... 00-h/4.JPG

Dear gawd

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:18 pm

Trip wrote:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7wv_cOo-jZ0/S ... 00-h/4.JPG

Dear gawd

No homo in the homeboys on the right. Time and breathing have stopped as they are in a titty induced trance. Poor kids might have PTSD (Post Titty Stress Disorder)

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:20 pm

They're entranced by her virtuosity.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:22 pm

Trip wrote:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7wv_cOo-jZ0/S ... 00-h/4.JPG

Dear gawd

"...like gazing into the sun..."

Really Big Strong Guy · Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:33 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:They're entranced by her virtuosity.

They're entranced by her "tactical" virtuosity.

Holy Cow · Post by **Holy Cow** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:49 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

I didn't want to break it, but Allynyc is ginmaster.
I'd still hit it.

There's also this to consider, although it looks like a sock puppet that was never put to use: memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1016

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:45 pm

Lisa Lugo Has the best job in the world....I love the affiliates!! Thanks to Brian & Randa Yoak for hosting Greg & I for the CrossFit 101. Truely amazing!! And a big THANK YOU to my baby girl for being a trooper and traveling with me fro Cali to Ohio. I love you baby!!

"Gregg and I" is pretty informal verbage.

Fromhttp://www.crossfitobsession.com/crossf ... l#comments

Which is B-Boi and Tits NYC's place...

The Rip vs. Dave thing...

I have been saying for some time that among the HQ triplets, Castro is the worst of the bunch, even though we haven't heard much from him. That's because Couch had him tucked away where he had few dealings with the public. So we were treated to Bony Pudding's ramblings about God-knows-what and Nicole Winnie Jaw, @F Spokesmodel (who purportedly strength trains and doesn't do much @F).

But you can only keep the lid on TNT for so long.

Part I

Go back a couple years, to the early barbell seminars. Rip lost someone from his platform crew at a barbell cert. He assumed that Castro was competent (he was, after all, a high level @F trainer!) and asked him to step up and help. After demonstrating complete lack of ability to teach or perform the lifts, Castro spent the rest of the weekend walking around.

Part II

Fast forward about a year. Castro-glide is Director of Specialty Certs. He was also in charge of getting video content to put on the main page. He fires off an email to Rip, Burg, Martone, Tucker, and the other specialty people. He also includes some well thought-of affiliate owners, like Jeff Martin and his wife, probably Petranek, and a few others. He starts off the email by chastising them about his job. Then he jumps their asses about not having any video to put up despite his repeated requests. He said something to the effect of "cameras are not that expensive, it's not much to ask, get this shit done."

They were pissed. Rip took issue with Castro's email, wrote him back, and informed him that the certs were videotaped, to use those, and, furthermore, not to pop off like an incompetent jackass. The group was CC'd.

Castro fired back at Rip, saying something to the effect of, "I'm not afraid of you; you talk a good game, but you're not shit." The group was CC'd.

Rip wrote back. "Take the barbell certs down, Dave. All of them."

A few hours and a few drunken Couch calls later, the certs were preserved and Castro got a new job description.

Nobody really likes Castro, but Couch insists he's the only person that get all the equipment from one L1 cert to another. So can a roadie for KISS.

Posted by: Laughing | November 29, 2009 at 07:22 PM

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:01 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

I didn't want to break it, but Allynyc is ginmaster.
I'd still hit it.

If this is true then we have found the holy grail. Smoked Brisket and Tig Ole Bitties? It's like my dream tranny.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:04 pm

Charismatic megafauna wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

I didn't want to break it, but Allynyc is ginmaster.
I'd still hit it.

If this is true then we have found the holy grail. Smoked Brisket and Tig Ole Bitties? It's like my dream tranny.

Bitches. If I was ANYC, I would sit in a room full of mirrors and violate myself all day.

That does sound like a dream tranny, though. I don't know how the gay/not gay rulings with trannies go, but if there was an ANYC type tranny, and you didn't "find out" until after the point of no return, I would give you a pass.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:20 pm

Gin Master wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

I didn't want to break it, but Allynyc is ginmaster.
I'd still hit it.

If this is true then we have found the holy grail. Smoked Brisket and Tig Ole Bitties? It's like my dream tranny.
Bitches. If I was ANYC, I would sit in a room full of mirrors and violate myself all day.

That does sound like a dream tranny, though. I don't know how the gay/not gay rulings with trannies go, but if there was an ANYC type tranny, and you didn't "find out" until after the point of no return, I would give you a pass.

You need to be a little more specific: Packing a pole or post surgical?

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:24 pm

Joe wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

I didn't want to break it, but Allynyc is ginmaster.
I'd still hit it.

If this is true then we have found the holy grail. Smoked Brisket and Tig Ole Bitties? It's like my dream tranny.
Bitches. If I was ANYC, I would sit in a room full of mirrors and violate myself all day.

That does sound like a dream tranny, though. I don't know how the gay/not gay rulings with trannies go, but if there was an ANYC type tranny, and you didn't "find out" until after the point of no return, I would give you a pass.
You need to be a little more specific: Packing a pole or post surgical?

Packing. Post surgical is a non-issue. You're not under an affirmative duty to investigate.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:58 pm

Gin Master wrote:Bitches. If I was ANYC, I would sit in a room full of mirrors and violate myself all day.

That's how I've always imagined her spending her time.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:16 am

Trip wrote:http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7wv_cOo-jZ0/S ... 00-h/4.JPG

Dear gawd

. . .and Gawd sez: "You're welcome."

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:24 am

Pah! nice looking tranny with a big rack is way less over the line than many of the wrecked face andro friday crew....Fact is, you can only relly be sure about the ones with Daddy issues.. Dirt Diva and Shari should be relativley safe.... i think many of those "girls" at CFHQ are just tucking it back.

The Ginger Beard Man · Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:13 am

Where the fuck is Rant in all this? Rant, it must be killing you to lurk here and read all this and not weigh in!

The Ginger Beard Man · Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:31 am

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53399
Some of the sheeple are thinking for themselves.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:45 am

It should be obvious by now that some topics are not up for discussion in this forum. There are plenty of other places for you to discuss them, this is not one of them. Sorry if that upsets you, but it is time to accept it and move on.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:47 am

Joshua Murphy obviously enjoys Lynne Pitt's strap on sodomy with the barbed and studded dildo.

It takes all kinds to run a heavily moderated forum like XF.com has.

OK, only one kind. In WWII era germany, they called those types "Brownshirts"

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:57 am

Someone with an @ssfit account needs to PM those free thinkers with a link to the couch thread.

Fucking 2060 posts in 11 months!

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