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Rant wrote:
Danny John wrote:Rant is back? Well, God Bless Us One and All. The Christmas Miracle. The Ghost of Christmas Past.
It has been awhile. I was off on a soul searching quest of sorts.
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Shave Astroglide wrote: I wonder if she might be ready for some SEAL action?
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Fat Cat wrote:Didn't find anything did you?
It's how mine ended.
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Rant wrote:
Danny John wrote:Rant is back? Well, God Bless Us One and All. The Christmas Miracle. The Ghost of Christmas Past.
It has been awhile. I was off on a soul searching quest of sorts.
Search your soul about training and change programs with each lunar cycle all you want.

But get that website commentary going. On good authority i have heard it is one place where IGx and @fit generally both enjoy the offering. Even DD folks like it. I do mean the Dragon Door Folks not the 3 double D amigos with couch.
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Crust Bucket wrote:
Shave Astroglide wrote: I wonder if she might be ready for some SEAL action?
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Strange, but hey, who am I to judge?
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This just in:
Couch let's himself go:
Leeza lewdgo requires fish tranquilizers to fuck him. LezzBeth Darth considers dumping Jen Cuntlin for Couch's ample mounds.
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Whoever made that sweater should get an award.
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Shave Astroglide wrote:This just in:
Couch let's himself go:
Leeza lewdgo requires fish tranquilizers to fuck him. LezzBeth Darth considers dumping Jen Cuntlin for Couch's ample mounds.
Who photoshopped out the gin bottles?
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Was that a seal bashing post?

Other day, I was at the VA and the guy was trying to update my file.
He wanted to know if I'd been a prisoner of war.
I asked if being a draftee counted.
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From Russia with Love! :rock:
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Seeing Castro get his teeth kicked in is a close second to nude ANYC pics in my book...that guy is a top notch douchebag. "Zoning hard"???!!?? What a motherfucker.
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Shave Astroglide is the new POD...a fucking faggot ass nigger who I can't stand to see post.

Disgusting.

Please make a solid post already.
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I see the bunch of Pmenu doofuses are looking in on this thread.

Of course, I'm still banned there, ironically for talking less shit about Crossfit than they are right now.
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I'm sure there's a pardon in your future, Herr Shaf. Ofcoarse, I can still post over there for you.
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This is really quite unattractive, the cave-man in me is saying strong, yes, but not fertile (any longer) and will be unable to lactate, maybe if I turn gay and want some pussy for old time sake:
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Image :finga: :butthead:
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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T200 wrote:Shave Astroglide is the new POD...a fucking faggot ass nigger who I can't stand to see post.

Disgusting.

Please make a solid post already.
Fuck T, cut a brother some slack. A photoshopped caricature of teh Couch, public outing of Couch's philandering, acknowledgement that the whole thing is a Ponzi scheme built on PVC. What have you brought to the table?

I'm still working on teh nude tittynyc photo shoot. give me time. :butthead:
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This shit is like fucking porn. A houston rockets dancer doing overhead squats. CrossFit attracts some hot fucking bitches and some fagot ass dudes with tribal tats, board shorts and have you seen this fucking Skinz things? They are panty hose for men. What the fuck is next Glasshole inspired thongs for men. I wonder how long before the couch gets to bring this nugget into the sex harem? I could only imagine the 5 way with Mrs.Couch, Lugo, TitsNYC and the rockets dancer and the couch. You think he feels insecure about having to stand on his wallet to see the action?
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Crust Bucket wrote:Image :finga: :butthead:
Are these female asshats or retards? I thought all the bitch asshats wore shit better suited for a strip club.
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Shave Astroglide wrote: What have you brought to the table?
True male beauty. Timeless, really.
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Anon wrote:This is really quite unattractive, the cave-man in me is saying strong, yes, but not fertile (any longer) and will be unable to lactate, maybe if I turn gay and want some pussy for old time sake:
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You can almost smell the cottonseed oil.
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more pics of rocketdancer plz
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plz!

That full metal jacket resemblance is FUCKING UNCANNY.

And, no, I don't need anyone to bring me back into the Pmenu fold. I would only go apeshit over there like Dirt Diva with the clawhammer on methcalves.
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Ditto on rockets whore. She has some promise, but more pics will reveal if she is soft and inviting like ANYC or rock hard and repulsive like stEVA. My money is on the former, but would appreciate a comfirmation.
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