The couch thread

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:15 pm

Rockets girl is hot. But what's up with the tank top while wearing a cap? If it's cold enough to need the cap, put on some damn sleeves. If it's warm enough to not need sleeves, take off the damn cap. Is that a fashion statement?

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:33 pm

Full Metal Jacket compare - that's a serious LOL

I had no idea that he was http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000352/.

After watching criminal intent here and there for years, never made the connection.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:34 pm

JohnnyBadAss wrote:Rockets girl is hot. But what's up with the tank top while wearing a cap? If it's cold enough to need the cap, put on some damn sleeves. If it's warm enough to not need sleeves, take off the damn cap. Is that a fashion statement?

Cap + Wife Beater > Wallet Chain + Board Shorts

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:42 pm

JohnnyBadAss wrote:Is that a fashion statement?

No way, bruh! It's tactical.

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:43 pm

Oh God damn.

What they didn't tell you was that dude fucked his knee up doing @fit. And later died of a massive infection caused by germs finding their way from the floor to his surgical site. Wonder how that happened?

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:21 pm

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Ditto on rockets whore. She has some promise, but more pics will reveal if she is soft and inviting like ANYC or rock hard and repulsive like stEVA. My money is on the former, but would appreciate a comfirmation.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:28 pm

Y'all embarass me, falling all over yourselves for an average blonde just b/c she's skinny and has a decently purty face. C'mon gents. Get a grip. She's nothing extraordinary by any stretch.

I do like the massive 65 lb overhead squat demo though, proving yet again that Cultfit values flexibility over strength and substance.

Fuck Couch and Fuck Cultfit.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:36 pm

protobuilder wrote:Y'all embarass me, falling all over yourselves for an average blonde just b/c she's skinny and has a decently purty face. C'mon gents. Get a grip. She's nothing extraordinary by any stretch.

I do like the massive 65 lb overhead squat demo though, proving yet again that Cultfit values flexibility over strength and substance.

Fuck Couch and Fuck Cultfit.

Proto, hardbodied butterfaces are what @fit is all about. Expecting anything more out of it is unrealistic.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:48 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:plz!

That full metal jacket resemblance is FUCKING UNCANNY.

Word. Well played.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:48 pm

Beelzebub wrote:

What is your major malfunction, Private Pyle?

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:58 pm

The great thing about those crossfit chicks is that I wouldn't have to do any of the work. I could just lay there and get serviced.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:08 pm

protobuilder wrote:Y'all embarass me, falling all over yourselves for an average blonde just b/c she's skinny and has a decently purty face. C'mon gents. Get a grip. She's nothing extraordinary by any stretch.

I do like the massive 65 lb overhead squat demo though, proving yet again that Cultfit values flexibility over strength and substance.

Fuck Couch and Fuck Cultfit.

Agreed.
Upon further review, I find the Rockets gap to be better than most of the "grizzled hardbodies" at @fit, but not as fine as the overhead squat pic led me to believe at first.
I'd still hit it, though...no doubt.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:10 pm

Croatoa wrote:The great thing about those crossfit chicks is that I wouldn't have to do any of the work. I could just lay there and get serviced.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:16 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:Oh God damn.

What they didn't tell you was that dude fucked his knee up doing @fit. And later died of a massive infection caused by germs finding their way from the floor to his surgical site. Wonder how that happened?

Astute observation by an @Fer about this pic:

Not appropriate, and I've never understood all the hand-stand against wall photos. A free standing hand-stand is a somewhat impressive physical skill that takes a bit of practice. Leaning against a wall is not hard, it just invites mockery.
Comment #7 - Posted by: Greg Keoc at December 7, 2009 11:27 PM

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:27 pm

After shoveling the driveway this weekend, I was >this< close to getting my picture taken OH Squatting my shovel and trying to pass it off to the lady who runs the affiliate page as a legit photo from one of our local boxes.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:33 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:After shoveling the driveway this weekend, I was >this< close to getting my picture taken OH Squatting my shovel and trying to pass it off to the lady who runs the affiliate page as a legit photo from one of our local boxes.

Do it next time. Good idea IMO.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:35 pm

T200 wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:After shoveling the driveway this weekend, I was >this< close to getting my picture taken OH Squatting my shovel and trying to pass it off to the lady who runs the affiliate page as a legit photo from one of our local boxes.
Do it next time. Good idea IMO.

Can't now. She reads the Couch Thread and now I've lost the element of surprise. I shouldn't have shot my mouth off here.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:39 pm

Seriously though, there's gotta be at least a dozen @fitters hatching a similar plan to get pictured in your area right now.

The cunt won't know which idiot you are.

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:45 pm

Top picture. I strive to achieve the level of coolness being exhibited by the douche in the pink shirt.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:57 pm

You've really got to reach for the stars to manage to out-douche the dude in the herringbone shorts and the Flava Flav t-shirt.

Ronald RayGun · Post by **Ronald RayGun** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:10 pm

Retards seem to love group photos.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:15 pm

That is a promising fun fact 'cause I hate group photos.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:17 pm

LOL. Second pic from the bottom. Light blue gay-ass Affliction shirt...this nigger is wearing a fucking choker!

As gay as a tramp stamp and nipple clamps? I am not sure. But is a serious matter to be debated.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:21 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:Oh God damn.

Any OR I've been in you'd get a scalpel thrown at you for shit like that.
Who the fuck is this? A med student? Who the fuck would take a picture of it, ACROSS the OR table?!?

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:25 pm

Appears to be "Tim from @Fit Nasti."

And it should be noted that I appear to be banned from making comments on the affiliate blog.

IGX

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