The couch thread

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:30 am

Fat Cat wrote:You know, you're not really out of the cult until you stop talking, thinking, and writing about it all the time. They still have their grip on you, and with every post you make here, the talons sink deeper. Go outside. Breathe some fresh air. Crossfit does not matter.

Look for my invoice in the mail.

Rain on brothers fucking parade. I'll head over to the FSF to look at tits now.

JamesonBushmill · Post by **JamesonBushmill** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:10 am

tough old man wrote:
I have been an avid martial artist for years and was a former state champion PL'r. On my own I had devised a combination of OL'ing, gymnastics, and sprints with good results...but nothing compared to crossfit. I have been studying Capoeira and within the last two weeks I have done for the first time: a back flip, back hand spring, a planche, and a few other odds and ends. On the last work out of the day in which I did a heavy single dead lift I pulled 365 like it was nothing! I am about 165 6-8% BF. My sleep has improved and I generally enjoy my workout much more than I have in years. I could go on and on but this is enough for now.

- Robb Wolf
On @fit main page today.

When I was a child, I used to speak like a child, think like a child, reason like a child; when I became a man, I did away with childish things.

- 1 Corinthians 13:11

On Garm main page today.

BabaLoo · Post by **BabaLoo** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:52 am

I just got pics from my cousin's wedding and I'm pretty sure she married a @Fitter. I'm still trying to wade through all the pics but the one that really set it off was the pics of the cake that were made to look like bumper plates. Choked on my fucking beer when those pics popped up. No way is that boy a lifter, he couldn't deadlift me if he tried.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:16 am

From January 04 on @fit.com --Robb Wolf was presented with CrossFit's highest honors last weekend, our Coach's Certificate, which is awarded to individuals whose efforts have significantly expanded the CrossFit community, advanced the CrossFit methodology, and developed standout athletes.

Good to know that @fit remembers where they came from. Kinda like a nigga forgetting his boys when he makes it to the top of the rap game. Fo shizzle my nizzle.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:22 am

IT WAS NEVER SIGNED! OMG BOGUS!

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:30 am

Fuck! I can't believe you fuckers missed the opportunity with this fucking gem. She must some disorder to have a set of teeth like that.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:49 am

Grandpa's Spells wrote:IT WAS NEVER SIGNED! OMG BOGUS!

robb wolf is the new scott sonnon.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:58 pm

There are some very angry, talented-at-PhotoShop @Fers out there...

: puppet.jpg (177.88 KiB) Viewed 5535 times

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyCCJ6B2WE[/youtube]
More to come, I'm sure.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:00 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote: There are some legit lulz going on here today.

That may be so, but there's also waaaaaay too many picz of shirtless homos going on. Let's balance the scales here.

Is the 10lb bumper plate and arm warmers the Flashdance outfit of the new millenium? How long till the @fit geys start copying the arm bands to go with their 10lb bumpers?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:05 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:
Is the 10lb bumper plate and arm warmers the Flashdance outfit of the new millenium? How long till the @fit geys start copying the arm bands to go with their 10lb bumpers?

Probably right away since they glommed onto the stripy knee socks pretty quick. This is what happens when the guys lift the same weights or less as the girls.

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:06 pm

Holy butterface!

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:11 pm

W/ that new sig, Quack Attack must post often. It's a moral imperative.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:13 pm

Can anyone just fucking workout anymore without worrying how they look? It's cold enough for arm warmers but not to cold to wear a tank and pull up the stomach.

OTOH, looks to be a sack full of goodies on that one.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:34 pm

There never was a Robb Wolf.
It always has been Barry Sears.

Everything you know is wrong.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:37 pm

Gin Master wrote:

Can anyone just fucking workout anymore without worrying how they look? It's cold enough for arm warmers but not to cold to wear a tank and pull up the stomach.

OTOH, looks to be a sack full of goodies on that one.

Yes, they are lovely, aren't they.

Since she wears the arm warmers in every pic I've seen I'm guessing they're an affectation to hide the scars from self-cutting.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:25 pm

I thought I had seen this girl before. It took me a few minutes to be put it together. Vera de Milo.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:26 pm

Currently compiling some good pics, but in the meantime here's something to let the hate flow:

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:27 pm

I want to be the rope

Stillwater · Post by **Stillwater** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:28 pm

If she's wearing arm warmers and knee socks you don't have to go look for rope to tie her down with.

$\:D/$

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:32 pm

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:33 pm

MOAR PLZ!

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:33 pm

December 5, 1998- Dr. Barry Sears has been selected by Brother Assman as supreme commander of the national diet.

who controls the past controls the future.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:36 pm

http://www.crossfitto.com/wp-uploads/IMG_2201.jpg

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:37 pm

If she drained the keg herself, then she's my dream girl

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:37 pm

Nice job with the 1984 shit.

My skilz for the intronet are weak.

IGX

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