The couch thread

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:11 am

Wow. Major lulz on Nicki Violetti's FB status from a few days back -

Has ZERO respect for "omnipotent" alcoholics who sleep around on their wives. Especially when they have small children at home. And when they are pathological liars. NOT LEADERSHIP MATERIAL.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:22 am

From Dave Tate

"The last thing you want to do is hurt someone while training. That's ass backwards"

"Is your program safe, effective and sufficient. I said safe first"

Botototo · Post by **Botototo** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:35 am

bingo sez: "As I said on the Main Page on Sunday, it's time for everyone here to infer and assume goodwill on the part of Crossfit, Crossfitters, and the Glassmans"

Ah. It's that time.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 73&page=10

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:28 am

RPC wrote:Wow. Major lulz on Nicki Violetti's FB status from a few days back -

Has ZERO respect for "omnipotent" alcoholics who sleep around on their wives. Especially when they have small children at home. And when they are pathological liars. NOT LEADERSHIP MATERIAL.

I thought Cultfit naturally selected for a bunch of admirable traits??

noharmnofoul · Post by **noharmnofoul** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:58 am

I thought I'd make my first post a worthwhile one...

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To date we, HARBOR CITY CROSSFIT, MELBOURNE, FLORIDA USA, have abstained from comment on the continuing discussions... re; the BBS, De-affiliation of affiliates, the RRG, the *** (tiny little stars are not mine, I typed *** on purpose) forum battle, and censorship issues in general.... Not out of ignorance or apathy, but out of a profound belief that it was "none of our business" and that "there are two side sides to every story and neither one is correct". That ended today when one of our PAYING CLIENTS asked " What's going on with CrossFit?... I got linked to a PORN site from ***...." ??? I asked how they found *** and they said "By searching for CrossFit stuff..." NOW IT IS "MY BUSINESS". This client had never heard of CrossFit when they came to us, they showed up because they heard what we did worked... FROM A CLIENT OF OURS! (are we getting the picture yet?... that this is about OUR clients?) I logged on to see what's up. A few clicks later I found that the thread about this in "tech support" was closed. In that thread, Lynne stated to my early satisfaction, words to the effect, that it was not the fault of the CF discussion board Mods or CFHQ, but must be an outside problem.... follow on "research" left me wondering?... Now that we have been sucked in to this drama, I have a simple request for information. In order that I can honestly answer any of our clients questions regarding this most recent situation.... Did CFHQ, any representative of, or all, some or one of the discussion board mods, or some one else known to Crossfit Inc., re- direct links from *** to known PORN sites? A simple "YES or NO" from someone in authority would suffice...
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Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:58 am

I got redirected by @fit.com to this site where I found our favorite ass fucker Castroglide modeling the newest attire in the @fit store.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:59 am

This one was on TitsNYC's private facebook album. I thought it was weird.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:01 am

I finally found a hit off the internet for my search of "Greg Glassman Gymnastic". God Bless Everyone!!!!

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:37 am

Beelzebub what the fuck? What? WHAT?

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:27 am

WTF is up with all the disgusting shit being posted here? Stay on focus, people. I really don't want to be baited into seeing all that shit when all I'm looking for is a little CrossFit hate.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:53 am

Fat Cat wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
Attila the Hungry wrote:a man does not shovel snow, you cunt.

he has a machine powered by the internal combustion engine move that shit for him.
Werd.

Or he lives in Southern California where it was a balmy 80 degrees today. Oh Hells Yeah.
Or he ventures off to a tropical paradise where it will never snow. Ever.

Snow on top of Haleakala when I was there. Ahem. After I unchained myself from the maytag, of course.

Peace love and BBQ · Post by **Peace love and BBQ** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:30 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:
Peace love and BBQ wrote:This thread is hilarious and so spot on. Only thing better is to have attended two level1 Certs and see the Kool Aid drinkers in action. Only high point of my short CF affair was attending a Rip and Coach B workshop, now those guys are solid and can rock the Iron.
Dumbass. You blew $2,000 and two weekends just to "see the Kool Aid drinkers in action." I'm not buying that shit. Skip the FSF, skip the intro, and go back to @fit.

Grim, sorry, must not have been clear on my post. I WAS a kool Aid drinker, no doubt about it. Attend two certs as I thought it was the great program(1500 bucks, not 2K).
After attending a no b/s Rip/Burgener cert, saw the light.

judobrian · Post by **judobrian** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:45 pm

Attila the Hungry wrote:he has a machine powered by the internal combustion engine move that shit for him.

Pffft. I'll own one of those when I am broken and geriatric, and not before. Bunch of snow-hatin', soft sisters.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:55 pm

Chopping wood and shovelling snow are two of life's pleasures.

That said, I'm not stupid enough to program the O-lifts in immediately after shoveling two feet of the white shit.

judobrian · Post by **judobrian** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:59 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Chopping wood and shovelling snow are two of life's pleasures.

This.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:30 pm

Man, that last page took a nasty turn.

I'm telling you there needs to be a more rigorous screening method of these new @Fitters who are trying to get in.

Cleanse with some more Coco.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:21 pm

This just in - @fit puts one of my swat guys in the hospital with rhabdo.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:29 pm

Jezebel Jones wrote:This just in - @fit puts one of my swat guys in the hospital with rhabdo.

Now he's got some bragging rights

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:36 pm

judobrian wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Chopping wood and shovelling snow are two of life's pleasures.

This.

fuck all that gayness. I roll double bladed

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:56 pm

judobrian wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Chopping wood and shovelling snow are two of life's pleasures.

This.

what a man wants is a rooster tail of wood chips. i think santa has got one of these in his bag for me. husky's do it in the woods.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:32 pm

damn, somebody posts that awesome pic of bboi's vag (who knew he was so HOT!) and some juice purportedly from the affiliates blog that everyone has been dying to see and you guys are fingerbanging chainsaws and shit? wtf, bitches...

who cares whether you spend $30 or $300 to chop wood?

@fit is teh gheyness.

couch is a giant gin drenched cumbucket of a scam artist that gets more pussy than anyone i know.

eva's dong is bigger than asstro's!

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:40 pm

All these new @Fitters are discombobulating the thread IMO.

Woodcutting and homosexual imagery is not what is expected here guys.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:10 pm

Jezebel Jones wrote:This just in - @fit puts one of my swat guys in the hospital with rhabdo.

Oh, shit! Seriously?

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:13 pm

Kraj is right. There's no point in shelling the lowly foot soldiers who are trying (misguidedly) to better themselves. Save the ICBMs for Couch and his lieutenants.

I hate to moderate users, but we need to tighten our borders. IGX is turning into Ellis island for the poor huddled 150-lb. masses of disgruntled CFers. Couch hate or trim. It's not difficult.

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:18 pm

Pass the word, fix bayonets, fix bayonets!

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