The couch thread

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:39 pm

Dropped by the local @fit website. More Elite from Cincinnati:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPqoqJSjwfE[/youtube]

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:53 pm

lee-tree wrote:Why do people hate Crossfit? Can anyone say arrogance and ego?

"1. They've never done it
2. They haven't done it right
3. They haven't done it long
4. They found it difficult
5. They found they suck at a lot of stuff
6. They couldn't handle the previous point"

Dude you need to post some kind of disclaimer with faggot shit like this i.e. "this shit is so fucking up" or "what a bunch of douchebags."

I had such a boiling up of pure unadulterated bile and hate for this post I would have stomped to death a box of puppies to make it go away.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:55 pm

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:57 pm

lee-tree,
You better learn how to put the [quote] thingys around shit you post like that, or else nearly everyone here will think you're the one actually saying that garbage...

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:59 pm

Rep 37 of behind-the-neck barbell thrusters:

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:59 pm

Quack Attack wrote:lee-tree,
You better learn how to put the
thingys around shit you post like that, or else nearly everyone here will think you're the one actually saying that garbage...

This is no fucking shit.

Read this now and hear it later.

LOL

Proto that is freaking awesome.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:04 pm

Why do people hate Crossfit? Can anyone say arrogance and ego?

"1. They've never done it
2. They haven't done it right
3. They haven't done it long
4. They found it difficult
5. They found they suck at a lot of stuff
6. They couldn't handle the previous poi

Fascinating d-baggery. i have no problem with some of the workouts, but absolutely dismiss the idea of pukie and rhabdo as acceptable outcomes and find the unproven claims of the HQ folks amazing in their unproven concepts and through the looking glassman explanations.

Then i see this...

Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Dropped by the local @fit website. More Elite from Cincinnati:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPqoqJSjwfE[/youtube]

Yeah, the workouts are a charade. Gymclass for the Lemmings.

Dunn · Post by **Dunn** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:08 pm

Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Dropped by the local @fit website. More Elite from Cincinnati:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPqoqJSjwfE[/youtube]

I understand that it was about mobility or something...but what the fuck were those douches crawling under the benches?

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:13 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:lee-tree,
You better learn how to put the
thingys around shit you post like that, or else nearly everyone here will think you're the one actually saying that garbage...
This is no fucking shit.

Read this now and hear it later.

LOL

Proto that is freaking awesome.

WTF does putting " " mean? At least some of you are capable of reading.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:15 pm

I think it is great to see the people working out at Crossfit Cincy in the video, I really do. But, I just wanted to stop some of the them, fix form, suggest better options, and deal with issues. "Doing a lot of stuff," I'm sure has merit, but this is the kind of stuff that just ripped up my father-in-law's buddy at one of these elite training facilities.

Actually, it was good his shoulder went as he told me "I can't sleep after I train there." My response: "You are 62 (or whatever)." Why are you doing this and that?" He responds: "It's the WOD."

Then, I ask "What's 'WOD?" (It means workout of the the day)
He says: "You know, I don't know."

Off to Ireland.

The Ginger Beard Man · Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:17 pm

protobuilder wrote:Rep 37 of behind-the-neck barbell thrusters:

Can I spot TitsNYC like that?

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:19 pm

Dunn wrote:but what the fuck were those douches crawling under the benches?

that's what makes it tactical.

No wonder they can do everything i can do, only better.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:22 pm

lee-tree wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:lee-tree,
You better learn how to put the
thingys around shit you post like that, or else nearly everyone here will think you're the one actually saying that garbage...
This is no fucking shit.

Read this now and hear it later.

LOL

Proto that is freaking awesome.
WTF does putting " " mean? At least some of you are capable of reading.

You are just a fucking troll.

Why don't you go die in a fucking grease fire.

I've never wanted to smack the fuck out of a douchebag on the internet so bad in my life.

You may be one of few that have been banned from IGX.

I think I fucking hate you.

The Ginger Beard Man · Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:27 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:You are just a fucking troll.

It's CFHQ's strategy. Send trolls to make our board as gay as theirs. But NOTHING CAN BE AS GAY AS CROSSFIT.COM.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:32 pm

From a new thread soon to be closed on the @fit boards. There were 5 requests for deletion in this thread.

Re: Please delete my account....

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I'll join Maia. Please delete my account.

When I first joined the board, I learned a bunch from the informative threads. I was so impressed that I encouraged friends and family to sign on or spend time soaking it all in. However, it seems that the quality and maturity level of the threads and posts created in the past year or two has...declined. Many of the "old school" authors and posters have left or do not post as often. We've all suffered as a result. Furthermore, I am embarrassed when the same people I told about the site ask me about the childish "Seen at the globo thread" rather than some nugget of information about fitness or nutrition.

Most recently, the lack of leadership on the firing of Robb Wolf, the "departure" of Rip, and the haphazard programming of the main page workouts has me both confused and angry. After all, isn't this the website where we hit workouts hard for three days and then debate "brave" topics on the fourth? The censorship of threads and the lack of explanation shows just the opposite: cowardice. The fanboys and girls who posted in the threads that were closed remind me of a scene from The Kentucky Fried Movie. Anyhow, I realize that I won't be missed, as I am a lurker here. However, I take with me my limited $ which is a small piece of the fuel in the market. May the cream rise to the top.

I will miss the few PM friends I've made along the way. I wish you the best and look forward to future meetings elsewhere.

Train hard and use your head.

offroadbiker · Post by **offroadbiker** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:37 pm

Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Dropped by the local @fit website. More Elite from Cincinnati:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPqoqJSjwfE[/youtube]

Who let the special ed class into the gym?

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:38 pm

Ed Zachary wrote: You are just a fucking troll.

Why don't you go die in a fucking grease fire.

I've never wanted to smack the fuck out of a douchebag on the internet so bad in my life.

You may be one of few that have been banned from IGX.

I think I fucking hate you.

Banned from @fit and IGX. Lovely. I feel the love......

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:39 pm

lee-tree wrote:From a new thread soon to be closed on the @fit boards. There were 5 requests for deletion in this thread.

Re: Please delete my account....

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'll join Maia. Please delete my account.

When I first joined the board, I learned a bunch from the informative threads. I was so impressed that I encouraged friends and family to sign on or spend time soaking it all in. However, it seems that the quality and maturity level of the threads and posts created in the past year or two has...declined. Many of the "old school" authors and posters have left or do not post as often. We've all suffered as a result. Furthermore, I am embarrassed when the same people I told about the site ask me about the childish "Seen at the globo thread" rather than some nugget of information about fitness or nutrition.

Most recently, the lack of leadership on the firing of Robb Wolf, the "departure" of Rip, and the haphazard programming of the main page workouts has me both confused and angry. After all, isn't this the website where we hit workouts hard for three days and then debate "brave" topics on the fourth? The censorship of threads and the lack of explanation shows just the opposite: cowardice. The fanboys and girls who posted in the threads that were closed remind me of a scene from The Kentucky Fried Movie. Anyhow, I realize that I won't be missed, as I am a lurker here. However, I take with me my limited $ which is a small piece of the fuel in the market. May the cream rise to the top.

I will miss the few PM friends I've made along the way. I wish you the best and look forward to future meetings elsewhere.

Train hard and use your head.

A link would help: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53467

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:51 pm

Fucking faggots make me sick

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:52 pm

protobuilder wrote:

When ragging on crossfitters for acting like homos, we probably shouldn't counter with pictures of a fat oaf crouched over and grimacing while another fat oaf cups his manbreasts and looks like he's giving it to him from behind.

In response to the above being a "proper" workout, I find that pushing yourself to the point that you're bleeding from the nose is just as idiotic as crossfitters pushing themselves to throw up or piss black tea. The powerlifting game is just as convoluted and full of shit as CrossFit.

Fighting CrossFit means showing crossfitters that there's a better way - that they can be fitter, healthier, and look even better, while NOT having to do random, demeaning exercises til they collapse. It doesn't mean saying "Why don't you leave that garage gym with all the hot, horny bitches and come work out like a REAL man, with a bunch of sweaty fat-fuck dudes who'll hold you from behind while you lift heavy shit and groan."

We're really not doing ourselves any favors with this strategy.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:04 pm

offroadbiker wrote:
Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Dropped by the local @fit website. More Elite from Cincinnati:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPqoqJSjwfE[/youtube]
Who let the special ed class into the gym?

What a crock of shit. Whoever the fuck the L1 trainer is that is in charge of daycare that day obviously missed the portion of his cert where they discussed ROM. 90% of that shit is weak sauce - the other 10% is just plain weak.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:20 pm

Lots of lulz, but I particularly enjoyed 1:28. @Fit-Lalanne Fitness getting elite.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B9tx8F4FSE[/youtube]

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:24 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
offroadbiker wrote:
Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Dropped by the local @fit website. More Elite from Cincinnati:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPqoqJSjwfE[/youtube]
Who let the special ed class into the gym?
What a crock of shit. Whoever the fuck the L1 trainer is that is in charge of daycare that day obviously missed the portion of his cert where they discussed ROM. 90% of that shit is weak sauce - the other 10% is just plain weak.

I only made it to 42 seconds, thats enough faggotry for the day.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:27 pm

rjudo wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
offroadbiker wrote:
Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Dropped by the local @fit website. More Elite from Cincinnati:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPqoqJSjwfE[/youtube]
Who let the special ed class into the gym?
What a crock of shit. Whoever the fuck the L1 trainer is that is in charge of daycare that day obviously missed the portion of his cert where they discussed ROM. 90% of that shit is weak sauce - the other 10% is just plain weak.

I only made it to 42 seconds, thats enough faggotry for the day.

Get to 60 seconds, and you'll be overcome with a desire to shovel snow for money. Just sayin'.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:39 pm

You two men are better than me. I made it to 20 seconds and was either going to die laughing or spit some fire...Maybe both. Fucking dumbasses and their gay ass workouts

IGX

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