IGX

BTU wrote:As for the comments on this one - http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/01/jud ... virtue.tpl - they nearly made my retinas detach. I can only handle so much irony in one day.

"What is Crossfit as a sport?" and "What is Crossfit as training?" may be the two most interesting or important questions. As a training tool Crossfit stands as one of the most effective ways to achieve overall or supplemental fitness. But as a competition and sport, it is up to the creators to define how to measure athletes against each other.

These people need some serious fucking help.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:It's just a new cert to trot out, and then the flock will go back to their metcon torture so they won't feel guilty about eating icecubes and apple skins.

friedquads wrote:Beyotch Pitts shut the thread down and banned Andrew Williams after two posts total. (Elite WOD - Banned User for Time)

I just wonder if she moderates from over there, or lurks here, waiting for us to crosspost the best shit.
Sorry Andrew, whoever you are.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:It's just a new cert to trot out, and then the flock will go back to their metcon torture so they won't feel guilty about eating icecubes and apple skins.

Are ice cubes Paleo? I think if you make them in the freezer they aren't, but if you chip them off a glacier they are.

Grim Hamundarson wrote:

friedquads wrote:Beyotch Pitts shut the thread down and banned Andrew Williams after two posts total. (Elite WOD - Banned User for Time)

I just wonder if she moderates from over there, or lurks here, waiting for us to crosspost the best shit.
Sorry Andrew, whoever you are.

She probably does both. Yo Lynn!

friedquads wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Westside's influence on @fit is spreading. Look at this sumo deadlift, executed with flawless virtuosity, definetely <19% slop.



That's the kind of pull that dominates other athletes.

Is it just me or does anyone else wish that someone behind the sumo dude give him a swift kick in the happysacks from the back?

Can't tell if AJ is smirking or just really disappointed in the background.

Before I read the journal comments, I wanted to blow @Fers brains' out. Now I want to blow mine out. This sackless group of never-weres evaluates information based on the guttural mutterings of their gin-soaked fitness messiah. I weep for the human race.

PS Lynne doesn't read this board anymore.

What? The sheeple don't want to pay $50 to see a "fitness competition!" Boo fucking hoo!

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54533

Yes I Have Balls wrote:What? The sheeple don't want to pay $50 to see a "fitness competition!" Boo fucking hoo!

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54533

Add this to the mounting slab of evidence in the "Cultfit is a Franchise" checklist:

It is really disapointing and is kind of moving away from the "free market" approach since HQ is determining the rate for all of the affiliates.

Price controls by the franchisor.

Check.

WildGorillaMan wrote:Lincoln is also a highly trained intarwebs flame war master, he lives for these kind of spats.

Lincoln vs. Bony Pudding
Lincoln by TKO in the second round.

Chance Adams
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Re: 50 Bucks Per Spectator
I was planning on making taking my gf to the sectionals, but $100 are you f'in kidding!? ...that's a new KB, some 25 lb bumpers, a month at a local affiliate,... F that noise!

needless to say, she's not getting an invite and I just decided to volunteer.

Who the hell covets a brand new pair of 25lb bumpers?

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Chance Adams
Member

Profile:
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Stillwater OK
Posts: 8
Re: 50 Bucks Per Spectator
I was planning on making taking my gf to the sectionals, but $100 are you f'in kidding!? ...that's a new KB, some 25 lb bumpers, a month at a local affiliate,... F that noise!

needless to say, she's not getting an invite and I just decided to volunteer.

Who the hell covets a brand new pair of 25lb bumpers?

And based on what I've seen, $100 is more like 1/2 a month at a local affiliate.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Chance Adams
Member

Profile:
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Stillwater OK
Posts: 8
Re: 50 Bucks Per Spectator
I was planning on making taking my gf to the sectionals, but $100 are you f'in kidding!? ...that's a new KB, some 25 lb bumpers, a month at a local affiliate,... F that noise!

needless to say, she's not getting an invite and I just decided to volunteer.

Who the hell covets a brand new pair of 25lb bumpers?

Duh, he needs to get 5 25s per side so he can max deadlift!

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Chance Adams
Member

Profile:
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Stillwater OK
Posts: 8
Re: 50 Bucks Per Spectator
I was planning on making taking my gf to the sectionals, but $100 are you f'in kidding!? ...that's a new KB, some 25 lb bumpers, a month at a local affiliate,... F that noise!

needless to say, she's not getting an invite and I just decided to volunteer.

Who the hell covets a brand new pair of 25lb bumpers?

Haven't you been paying attention?? They are now using Max Effort days.

Asking for it:

Hernia Scaling

I have a athlete that has just got back from a hernia surgery. What would be some good rehab style workouts?

And more fun with Louie:

SME's "Louie Simmons"

Has anyone seen the Movie Bigger Stronger Faster.
If not Google it, if you have netflix watch it online. Get to about minute 45 and you willl see mr Simmons. Im not really sure if this a person who should be used by crossfit, it seems to me he advocates using steroids. maybe I misinterpreted his comments if so I apologize. I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this. Please If i am incorrect let me know, as I do not want to spread lies and rumors. But Crossfit is about doing things the Natural way, and this seems counter intuitive. thanks.

T200 wrote:Asking for it:

Hernia Scaling

I have a athlete that has just got back from a hernia surgery. What would be some good rehab style workouts?

50 GHD situps
20 L-pullups

Repeat until your bowels fall out.

That's obviously.

T200 wrote:And more fun with Louie:

SME's "Louie Simmons"

Has anyone seen the Movie Bigger Stronger Faster.
If not Google it, if you have netflix watch it online. Get to about minute 45 and you willl see mr Simmons. Im not really sure if this a person who should be used by crossfit, it seems to me he advocates using steroids. maybe I misinterpreted his comments if so I apologize. I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this. Please If i am incorrect let me know, as I do not want to spread lies and rumors. But Crossfit is about doing things the Natural way, and this seems counter intuitive. thanks.

HAHA!

T200 wrote:And more fun with Louie:

SME's "Louie Simmons"

Has anyone seen the Movie Bigger Stronger Faster.
If not Google it, if you have netflix watch it online. Get to about minute 45 and you willl see mr Simmons. Im not really sure if this a person who should be used by crossfit, it seems to me he advocates using steroids. maybe I misinterpreted his comments if so I apologize. I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this. Please If i am incorrect let me know, as I do not want to spread lies and rumors. But Crossfit is about doing things the Natural way, and this seems counter intuitive. thanks.

The naivete of the @fit faithful is astounding. It's like baseball fans being surprised that McGuire and Sosa used in their HR quest. Get a grip.

Also, several @fit mods still lurk here hoping to catch an IGX troll. To them I say, take your AUP and shove it firmly in your ass.

Sofa King wrote: Also, several @fit mods still lurk here hoping to catch an IGX troll. To them I say, take your AUP and shove it firmly in your ass.

Probably no room if you are speaking about Joshua Murphy. He = FAAAAAAAAAAAG

Congrats on Exceeding 600 pages. Unless I missed it, you guys overlooked the "4th Anniversary" of this Monumental Thread on January 9th .......

Kazuya Mishima wrote:This love affair with WEEEESSSSIIIDE will be over before you can say "I thought Dave Tate was their new PL guru".

It's just a new cert to trot out, and then the flock will go back to their metcon torture so they won't feel guilty about eating icecubes and apple skins.

I spit my drink all over the screen after reading this. @fit is like a 17 year old girl who is angry at her father so she is only going to eat ice chips and apple skins so she can get so skinny she looks like Skip Chase.

And Master Blaster aka Lynne Pitts has this thread as her home screen on one her 6 computer screens from her compound in Hobbit Land. One screen is used for the morons on the gay ass boards, one is a screen links to a camera that looks into Glasshole's hovel and the others are dedicated to this...

http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.com/ga ... ill=574036

Here is a pix of IGX's # 1 Lurker...report back if you see her outside of your house, she is dangerous.

Why is John Edwards our #1 Lurker?

Grandpa's Spells wrote:Why is John Edwards our #1 Lurker?

(s)he has a face made for the internet.