The couch thread

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:31 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:Why is John Edwards our #1 Lurker?

Titties?

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:37 pm

T200 wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Why is John Edwards our #1 Lurker?
Titties? and BEER!

fixed

The Ginger Beard Man · Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:48 pm

For $50 I can go see five minor league baseball games and watch real athletes compete.
Crossfit, making baseball players look like real athletes since 2001.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:49 pm

T200 wrote:And more fun with Louie:

SME's "Louie Simmons"

Has anyone seen the Movie Bigger Stronger Faster.
If not Google it, if you have netflix watch it online. Get to about minute 45 and you willl see mr Simmons. Im not really sure if this a person who should be used by crossfit, it seems to me he advocates using steroids. maybe I misinterpreted his comments if so I apologize. I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this. Please If i am incorrect let me know, as I do not want to spread lies and rumors. But Crossfit is about doing things the Natural way, and this seems counter intuitive. thanks.

lol @ guy thinkin he is blowing louie's cover.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:57 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:For $50 I can go see five minor league baseball games and watch real athletes compete.

first i was like

Grim Hamundarson wrote:Crossfit, making baseball players look like real athletes since 2001.

then i was like

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:06 pm

T200 wrote:And more fun with Louie:

SME's "Louie Simmons"

Has anyone seen the Movie Bigger Stronger Faster.
If not Google it, if you have netflix watch it online. Get to about minute 45 and you willl see mr Simmons. Im not really sure if this a person who should be used by crossfit, it seems to me he advocates using steroids. maybe I misinterpreted his comments if so I apologize. I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this. Please If i am incorrect let me know, as I do not want to spread lies and rumors. But Crossfit is about doing things the Natural way, and this seems counter intuitive. thanks.

I can't be the only one waiting for Asstro to start yelling at Louie during a cert, then try to assault Dave Tate.

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:07 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Chance Adams
Member

Profile:
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Stillwater OK
Posts: 8
Re: 50 Bucks Per Spectator
I was planning on making taking my gf to the sectionals, but $100 are you f'in kidding!? ...that's a new KB, some 25 lb bumpers, a month at a local affiliate,... F that noise!

needless to say, she's not getting an invite and I just decided to volunteer.
Who the hell covets a brand new pair of 25lb bumpers?

Pussies.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:10 pm

Beelzebub wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:This love affair with WEEEESSSSIIIDE will be over before you can say "I thought Dave Tate was their new PL guru".

It's just a new cert to trot out, and then the flock will go back to their metcon torture so they won't feel guilty about eating icecubes and apple skins.
I spit my drink all over the screen after reading this. @fit is like a 17 year old girl who is angry at her father so she is only going to eat ice chips and apple skins so she can get so skinny she looks like Skip Chase.

And Master Blaster aka Lynne Pitts has this thread as her home screen on one her 6 computer screens from her compound in Hobbit Land. One screen is used for the morons on the gay ass boards, one is a screen links to a camera that looks into Glasshole's hovel and the others are dedicated to this...

http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.com/ga ... ill=574036

Here is a pix of IGX's # 1 Lurker...report back if you see her outside of your house, she is dangerous.

Big hands, bushy brows, thin hair, receding hairline, blotchy skin...IT'S A MAN BABY!!

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:12 pm

Jag Panzer wrote:
T200 wrote:And more fun with Louie:

SME's "Louie Simmons"

Has anyone seen the Movie Bigger Stronger Faster.
If not Google it, if you have netflix watch it online. Get to about minute 45 and you willl see mr Simmons. Im not really sure if this a person who should be used by crossfit, it seems to me he advocates using steroids. maybe I misinterpreted his comments if so I apologize. I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this. Please If i am incorrect let me know, as I do not want to spread lies and rumors. But Crossfit is about doing things the Natural way, and this seems counter intuitive. thanks.
I can't be the only one waiting for Asstro to start yelling at Louie during a cert, then try to assault Dave Tate.

Never going to happen. Asstro-pussy knows that Dave Tate will grab him by the top of his stupid head and rip it off like a cork from a champagne bottle.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:22 pm

Big Lulz at "doing it the Natural way" being Capitalized.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:22 pm

I thought there was a hard, fast rule at WSB that said you had to be asked to train there. No drop ins; no "hey I want to be a badass PL'er."

I guess the @fit $$$$ speak louder than principles. Louie should come out of it with a few bucks, but his rep may take a hit or two.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:11 pm

This note is now included in the packets of female cert attendees.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:19 pm

AJ Roberts At crossfit Columbus with my wife...no I'm not working out lol
Anthony Roberts Are you doing a "Fran"? Are you improving across multiple modalities?
Clark psst... crossfit doesn't address absolute strength. haha
Roberts Lol thought about busting out fight gone bad but didn't want to show my wife up on her first night :)
Anthony Roberts I won't believe you were at a Crossfit gym unless you post a pic of you doing a sweet-ass handstand on some random sh*t you see laying around.
In bordshorts.
With your shirt off.
With a dog watching you.
With a tribal arm band tattoo. ...
And sunglasses.
Roberts Haha I'll get one Wed when I go back ;)
Curt Dennis Jr good...cause you were about to lose your monster card...LOL!!

AJ Roberts showing what he thinks of @fit.

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AJ thinks @fit is GAY!

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Boney thinks @Fit is COOL!

Who are you gonna believe?

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:24 pm

T200 wrote:And more fun with Louie:

SME's "Louie Simmons"

Has anyone seen the Movie Bigger Stronger Faster.
If not Google it, if you have netflix watch it online. Get to about minute 45 and you willl see mr Simmons. Im not really sure if this a person who should be used by crossfit, it seems to me he advocates using steroids. maybe I misinterpreted his comments if so I apologize. I was just wondering if anyone else had seen this. Please If i am incorrect let me know, as I do not want to spread lies and rumors. But Crossfit is about doing things the Natural way, and this seems counter intuitive. thanks.

Lol, Mr. Simmons? That's Coach Simmons, no?

T200 · Post by **T200** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:28 pm

Coach is an earned title. No enanthate in coaching ELEET ATHULETES. Everyone knows that.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:42 pm

Jeezus this thread is a major fuck you up in many ways for crossshiter's which by the way is 4 years old now-Thanks for reminding us Cate! With all the lurking douche bags from there that we've had and have, you'd think at least a couple would figure out the truth of their bullshit that's being sold. But like most of humanity, I've given up on these asshats too.

POD · Post by **POD** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:53 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:What? The sheeple don't want to pay $50 to see a "fitness competition!" Boo fucking hoo!

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54533

Wow, looks like every post so far has been against the high prices.

Time for the CrossFit Mods to break out some sock puppets and rally around CFHQ and save the thread... or just lock it.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:04 pm

After all Couch has given them for free, you'd think they'd be grateful for the opportunity to pay $50 to watch an event. I swear, Couch gives and gives and this is the kind of shit he has to take???

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:11 pm

Also, put down one more YES vote for Dirt Diva's exposed tittahs!

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:17 pm

Has teh ChA0s N pAiN midget seen those pics? What with his admitted Dirt Diva fetish I'm surprised he hasn't pulled it off yet.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:30 pm

protobuilder wrote:Also, put down one more YES vote for Dirt Diva's exposed tittahs!

I concur. Too many squemish inko-phobes up in here.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:37 pm

Tittahs, my ass.

I'm ready for her to bend over and lemme check that manifold.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:59 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Has teh ChA0s N pAiN midget seen those pics? What with his admitted Dirt Diva fetish I'm surprised he hasn't pulled it off yet.

Oh, I'm sure he's pulled it. . .plenty of times.

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:11 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Has teh ChA0s N pAiN midget seen those pics? What with his admitted Dirt Diva fetish I'm surprised he hasn't pulled it off yet.
Oh, I'm sure he's pulled it. . .plenty of times.

At least three..................

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:49 am

Sofa King wrote:I thought there was a hard, fast rule at WSB that said you had to be asked to train there. No drop ins; no "hey I want to be a badass PL'er."

I guess the @fit $$$$ speak louder than principles. Louie should come out of it with a few bucks, but his rep may take a hit or two.

You can visit, but you can't stay. You want to be on Louie's team, you get invited.

This is going to end ugly.

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