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ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... eChron.mov
Fuck this shit...these metrosexual shitheads obsess over food like little girls.
Fuck Spealler and his pullups.
All of them can suck my balls.
So they go mocking another culture's food, simply because it doesn't fit Zone proportions?

Slick.

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Thursday 100114
Three rounds for time of:
Walk on hands, 100 feet
Hold handstand against wall for two minutes
15 Handstand push-ups

Post total time to comments MINUS the six minutes of static handstands.
When you fall on your head and bust your neck or wrist...we told you it was stupid.
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Re: The couch thread

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tough old man wrote:
Thursday 100114
Three rounds for time of:
Walk on hands, 100 feet
Hold handstand against wall for two minutes
15 Handstand push-ups

Post total time to comments MINUS the six minutes of static handstands.
When you fall on your head and bust your neck or wrist...we told you it was stupid.
Ginastics at its best.

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friedquads wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54621

"metcon" is the gayest thing a person can say.
maybe "crossfitter".
Gayer than "butt wink"?
Well, let's just say it's pretty fuckin' gay.

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Thursday 100114
Three rounds for time of:
Walk on hands, 100 feet
Hold handstand against wall for two minutes
15 Handstand push-ups

Post total time to comments MINUS the six minutes of static handstands.
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CultBuster wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxvd-DkYtqU[/youtube]

Not @Fit?
What does Wendler know? Probably has over a 4 min Fran.
But Wendler and WSB take steroids!

Louie Simmons talks about taking drugs!

How can they know what they are talking when it comes to training when they take drugs and do not zone or eat fucking paleo?

On a separate note, I heard some fag on here discount people for steroids, the only people that do that are ex @fit fags that get there asses spanked by Lynne and the cult and are now over here crying about it. I dont know what is worse the Skip Chases of the world or the thwarted lovers of @fit that have are liked scorned 13 year old bitches? I hope both die in a fiery crash.
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CultBuster wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxvd-DkYtqU[/youtube]

Not @Fit?
that shit IS @fit.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... eChron.mov
Fuck this shit...these metrosexual shitheads obsess over food like little girls.
Fuck Spealler and his pullups.
All of them can suck my balls.
God damn this is the most fucked up shit ever. Who the hell cares about this skinny dude, whose best known for being really good at cheater pull ups enough to watch this shit.

Seriously and the best part is did you see him losing to a bunch of half starved skinny indians kids in tug of war? Holy crap that is elite fitness right their :supz:

And the handstand wod, is the goal now to see how much sheer stupidity the sheeple will take, whats next juggling chainsaws for time, take a shot of vodka everytime you drop it.

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PkC wrote:And the handstand wod, is the goal now to see how much sheer stupidity the sheeple will take, whats next juggling chainsaws for time, take a shot of vodka everytime you drop it.
Only gin is Zone approved, fucker

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
friedquads wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54621

"metcon" is the gayest thing a person can say.
maybe "crossfitter".
Gayer than "butt wink"?
Well, let's just say it's pretty fuckin' gay.

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GoDogGo! wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
friedquads wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54621

"metcon" is the gayest thing a person can say.
maybe "crossfitter".
Gayer than "butt wink"?
Well, let's just say it's pretty fuckin' gay.

Palette cleanse:

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That's not a skirt, that's a belt!
And a fine belt it is =D> =D>
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PkC wrote:
And the handstand wod, is the goal now to see how much sheer stupidity the sheeple will take, whats next juggling chainsaws for time, take a shot of vodka everytime you drop it.

I was gonna say they were trying to appropriate http://www.beastskills.com/ training, but I went to his website for the first time in forever and he's been teaching assfist seminars.
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that shit IS @fit.
Interval training with barbell complexes
@Fit is
Five rounds for time of:
Run 400 meters
25 GHD Sit-ups
25 Hip Extensions
50-40-30-20 and 10 rep rounds of:
Double-unders
Sit-ups
A big problem that people are getting flogged for bringing up (think Greyskull) is that most met con homos never do any exercises with anything over 200lbs

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What kind of dumbass shit is this?

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
friedquads wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54621

"metcon" is the gayest thing a person can say.
maybe "crossfitter".
Gayer than "butt wink"?
Well, let's just say it's pretty fuckin' gay.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Palette cleanse:

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Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Palette cleanse:

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Someone has to have the story behind these pictures.
Whatever the story, it was probably the Best Highland Games Ever.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Whatever the story, it was probably the Best Highland Games Ever.

=D> =D> =D>
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It could almost be the infield of the Preakness, which is notorious for drunken debauchery. The truck in the background has the right colors for the local rock station that sponsors it, but it's impossible to tell for sure.
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Mickey Mutherfukkin O'neil wrote:
What kind of dumbass shit is this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance_art
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theoverman wrote:I was gonna say they were trying to appropriate http://www.beastskills.com/ training, but I went to his website for the first time in forever and he's been teaching assfist seminars.
Bathurst isn't doing his seminars through CFHQ though, so he's not directly supporting the gin fund or putting himself at risk for Glassassination. He's simply going where there's a crowd that's willing to pay - and he's only charging $60-80, last I heard; none of that $500 jump rope bullshit. A wise decision, IMO.


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sanchezero wrote:
CultBuster wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxvd-DkYtqU[/youtube]

Not @Fit?
that shit IS @fit.
You guys know Wendler was being very sarcastic with this, don't you?

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