ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... eChron.mov
Fuck this shit...these metrosexual shitheads obsess over food like little girls.
Fuck Spealler and his pullups.
All of them can suck my balls.
So they go mocking another culture's food, simply because it doesn't fit Zone proportions?
What does Wendler know? Probably has over a 4 min Fran.
But Wendler and WSB take steroids!
Louie Simmons talks about taking drugs!
How can they know what they are talking when it comes to training when they take drugs and do not zone or eat fucking paleo?
On a separate note, I heard some fag on here discount people for steroids, the only people that do that are ex @fit fags that get there asses spanked by Lynne and the cult and are now over here crying about it. I dont know what is worse the Skip Chases of the world or the thwarted lovers of @fit that have are liked scorned 13 year old bitches? I hope both die in a fiery crash.
"...Beelzebub acknowledges Satan's trial of God's might, bewails loss of Heaven, and the punishment the fallen angels are suffering, though this will not be alleviated by death..."
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... eChron.mov
Fuck this shit...these metrosexual shitheads obsess over food like little girls.
Fuck Spealler and his pullups.
All of them can suck my balls.
God damn this is the most fucked up shit ever. Who the hell cares about this skinny dude, whose best known for being really good at cheater pull ups enough to watch this shit.
Seriously and the best part is did you see him losing to a bunch of half starved skinny indians kids in tug of war? Holy crap that is elite fitness right their
And the handstand wod, is the goal now to see how much sheer stupidity the sheeple will take, whats next juggling chainsaws for time, take a shot of vodka everytime you drop it.
PkC wrote:And the handstand wod, is the goal now to see how much sheer stupidity the sheeple will take, whats next juggling chainsaws for time, take a shot of vodka everytime you drop it.
PkC wrote:
And the handstand wod, is the goal now to see how much sheer stupidity the sheeple will take, whats next juggling chainsaws for time, take a shot of vodka everytime you drop it.
I was gonna say they were trying to appropriate http://www.beastskills.com/ training, but I went to his website for the first time in forever and he's been teaching assfist seminars.
Five rounds for time of:
Run 400 meters
25 GHD Sit-ups
25 Hip Extensions
50-40-30-20 and 10 rep rounds of:
Double-unders
Sit-ups
A big problem that people are getting flogged for bringing up (think Greyskull) is that most met con homos never do any exercises with anything over 200lbs
It could almost be the infield of the Preakness, which is notorious for drunken debauchery. The truck in the background has the right colors for the local rock station that sponsors it, but it's impossible to tell for sure.
"The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell."
@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
theoverman wrote:I was gonna say they were trying to appropriate http://www.beastskills.com/ training, but I went to his website for the first time in forever and he's been teaching assfist seminars.
Bathurst isn't doing his seminars through CFHQ though, so he's not directly supporting the gin fund or putting himself at risk for Glassassination. He's simply going where there's a crowd that's willing to pay - and he's only charging $60-80, last I heard; none of that $500 jump rope bullshit. A wise decision, IMO.