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WildGorillaMan wrote:
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Makes me want to buy a rower
Maybe her rower.
Affiliates won't even clean the blood and skin off their bars, I guarantee they don't wipe down the seats of their Concept2's.
I'd be sniffin' that like a horny frat boy on his first panty raid, until my lungs burned
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:What's it with these fuckers and knee high socks?
They wear them because they know that it does it for me.
Seriously, when and how did this bizarro trend start? It's like the 70's knee-high athletic sock with the top stripes, only now in more hideous colors and patterns.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Could this guy be ANY gayer?

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^ Ido Portal?
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Rumor has it wears a skirt while @fitting.
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upsideyahead wrote:^ Ido Portal?
Good fucking call. Hasn't FC choked that faggot to death and tossed his kweer carcass into a volcano yet?
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From the less retarded yet more homo Cincinnati affiliate:

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protobuilder wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:
CrossFit Level I Certified
CrossFit Nutrition Certification
CrossFit Endurance Certification
CrossFit Power Lifting Certification
Do these mean anything really?
Where I come from they mean absolutely nothing.
They mean someone blew $4000.
I bet more than money got blown that weekend.
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upsideyahead wrote:^ Ido Portal?
No - our friend Tony. I probably could have found a larger picture to get a less pixelated image, but that was a portrait photo right on the first page of Google, and certainly gay enough. Not like I was going to put too much effort into looking for the "right" photo.

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Also, what's up with Ido? I don't know much about the guy other than he does a lot of mobility-type stuff. Nothing wrong with that, IMO.
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Jesus Fucking Gorilla Christ.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Everybody's favorite fringe Crossfitter.

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Sofa King wrote:
The Nightman wrote:Image

Makes me want to buy a rower
Maybe her rower.
How much to sniff the seat?
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Thank you, Anon.
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POD wrote:
upsideyahead wrote:^ Ido Portal?
No - our friend Tony. I probably could have found a larger picture to get a less pixelated image, but that was a portrait photo right on the first page of Google, and certainly gay enough. Not like I was going to put too much effort into looking for the "right" photo.
Christ Almighty, POD. I was commenting on the fucking homo stretched out on the ground. You know, the one who looks like Ido Portal? Please tell me that at some point, we will all be able to keep this thread going without having to stop every fucking page and explain at least one comment to the resident virgin.
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upsideyahead wrote: Christ Almighty, POD. I was commenting on the fucking homo stretched out on the ground. You know, the one who looks like Ido Portal? Please tell me that at some point, we will all be able to keep this thread going without having to stop every fucking page and explain at least one comment to the resident virgin.
I don't understand how Lynne can redirect her shit to bondage sites and someone around here can't redirect POD's posts directly to the PODoto thread.

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T200, where the fuck do you get your pics? Your ass to pic ratio is outstanding.
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T200 iz my hero.
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cunch wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
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Makes me want to buy a rower
Maybe her rower.
How much to sniff the seat?
Become an @fit trainer and you can do a lot more than that for free.
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Crust Bucket wrote:What's it with these fuckers and knee high socks?
Speaking from a non @fit perspective. I received a pair of knee high Seal Skinz brand water proof/water resistant socks and I fucking love them.

I've noticed a significant lack of lower leg soreness so I am going to purchase a pair of Injinji compression socks for the warmer months.

Some of the Gaymes pics are compression socks most of the pics are of douchebags wearing retro socks because they are hipster faggots.
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