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The couch thread
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I think the knee sox thing started to eliminate bloody shins from deadlifting and some @fitters took it as a licence to either sex it up or to display their individuality, so to speak.
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This is why fa sho but I am shocked that they ghey has spread all the way to Ed Zachary.WildGorillaMan wrote:I think the knee sox thing started to eliminate bloody shins from deadlifting and some @fitters took it as a licence to either sex it up or to display their individuality, so to speak.
Throw those fucking socks out, EZ. Remember where you come from nigga...
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Note Subaru in the background....you know there's a rainbow or 'yes we can' sticker on the back of that bitch, somewhere.
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Ah. I've never seen a picture of Ido.upsideyahead wrote:Christ Almighty, POD. I was commenting on the fucking homo stretched out on the ground. You know, the one who looks like Ido Portal? Please tell me that at some point, we will all be able to keep this thread going without having to stop every fucking page and explain at least one comment to the resident virgin.
Don't worry, the woman who wrote that eventually came to her senses about CrossFit. She got banned from Petranek Fitness IRL.
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Can't do it homie. Ran in 19 degree weather with 4 inches of snow and slush on the ground and my toes was nice and toasty. I know I look like a douchebag but I'm wearing them for a legit purpose rather than some fucked up fashion sense.T200 wrote:This is why fa sho but I am shocked that they ghey has spread all the way to Ed Zachary.WildGorillaMan wrote:I think the knee sox thing started to eliminate bloody shins from deadlifting and some @fitters took it as a licence to either sex it up or to display their individuality, so to speak.
Throw those fucking socks out, EZ. Remember where you come from nigga...
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I'll see you guys there, right? It's only $299. I'm sure Couch will miss the "5:00 PM WOD" due to business conflicts, "but hey guys, I'll see you at the bar at 7:00!"
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* 4:00 pm: Break
* 4:15 pm: Zach Even-Esh of CrossFit Underground: "Make It Happen, Man!"
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* 7:00 pm: Dinner/Social
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* 9:00 am: Opening Remarks
* 9:15 am: Jeremy Thiel of CrossFit Central: "Success"
* 10:15 am: Break
* 10:30 am: Kelly Starrett of San Francisco CrossFit: "Put Your Hands on Me" (Mobility and Recovery for Your Clients)
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A Black Box summit as it was meant to be - Couch controlled. Poor Castro won't have anyone to choke.lasalle wrote:I'll see you guys there, right? It's only $299. I'm sure Couch will miss the "5:00 PM WOD" due to business conflicts, "but hey guys, I'll see you at the bar at 7:00!"
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Games Champ Tanya Wagner,
Successful affiliate stories from Jeremy Thiel, Monique Ames, and others.
Learn new ideas for improving your business systems, building your community, and running your affiliate.
Engage with special panel presentations on special populations, legal issues, Games prep, and more.
See hot new video from Jordan Gravatt, whose presentation last year of The Evolution [wmv][mov] brought the crowd to its feet.
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* 8:00 am: Registration/Check-In
* 9:00 am: Evolution Video / National Anthem
* 9:15 am: Coach Greg Glassman: "State of the Union"
* 11:30 am: Break
* 12:00 pm: The CrossFit Games
* 12:30 pm: Certifications & Accreditation
* 1:00 pm: Lunch / Level 1 Test Opportunity -Register Here
* 2:30 pm: Tanya Wagner of CrossFit Apex: "Firebreathing Success"
* 3:00 pm: Panel: "Working with Special Populations" -Panel of: Jeff & Mikki Martin of CF Kids, Lamarr Smith of CF Next Level Performance & Kyle Maynard of No Excuses Athletics CrossFit
* 4:00 pm: Break
* 4:15 pm: Zach Even-Esh of CrossFit Underground: "Make It Happen, Man!"
* 5:00 pm:
WOD
* 7:00 pm: Dinner/Social
Saturday Feb 20:
* 8:00 am: Expo
* 9:00 am: Opening Remarks
* 9:15 am: Jeremy Thiel of CrossFit Central: "Success"
* 10:15 am: Break
* 10:30 am: Kelly Starrett of San Francisco CrossFit: "Put Your Hands on Me" (Mobility and Recovery for Your Clients)
* 11:00 am: Panel: "Do It Your Way"(Advice from the Veterans) - Panel with Skip Chase of Mount Baker CrossFit, Brian Yoak of CrossFit Legacy, Monique Ames of CrossFit Evolution and Andy Petranek of CrossFit Los Angeles
* 12:30 pm: Lunch
* 2:00 pm: CFHQ Updates (RRG, Trademark, Brand Protection) -Panel of: Jimi Letchford, Dan MacDougald, Dale Saran, Eric Black
* 3:00 pm: Kyle Maynard: "You Have NO Excuse"
* 3:30 pm: Final Q&A with all HQ staff present / Greg Closing remarks
The "Don't-Miss" event of the year for CrossFit affiliates!
Good to see Kyle Maynard making some bank as a motivational speaker.
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Ol' Zack will be ready to sell you some vids and a book about Hackenschmidt right there after his talk. After ZEE's vocal issues with couch, I'm surprised he's going.
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I think that ZEE has a plan to network with other affiliates, convince them to become UndergroundStrengthCoach gyms, then turn on Couch. I know I'd do that if I were in his place since affiliates have loyal members and if you can flip the affiliate, you can get to all of their members and increase the business. Plus, it would be a big FUCK YOU from ZEE to Couch for sure.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Ol' Zack will be ready to sell you some vids and a book about Hackenschmidt right there after his talk. After ZEE's vocal issues with couch, I'm surprised he's going.
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That would be a genious move on ZEE's part.
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Bets anyone that he'll get in Zach's face? I'm sure he would mind seeing how much of his fist can be crammed into Shave's pathetic excuse for a face.DrDonkeyLove wrote:A Black Box summit as it was meant to be - Couch controlled. Poor Castro won't have anyone to choke.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Couch doesn't let someone get on his agenda by accident, or if there's a chance that it will go in a direction other than he's planned. This is all about "we're one happy family".Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Ol' Zack will be ready to sell you some vids and a book about Hackenschmidt right there after his talk. After ZEE's vocal issues with couch, I'm surprised he's going.
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Why didn't I think of this? That's right, baby. Give her a 10 foot lead before you pull her in...
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Saturday Feb 20:
* 8:00 am: Expo
* 9:00 am: Opening Remarks
* 9:15 am: Jeremy Thiel of CrossFit Central: "Success"
* 10:15 am: Break
* 10:30 am: Kelly Starrett of San Francisco CrossFit: "Put Your Hands on Me" (Mobility and Recovery for Your Clients)
* 11:00 am: Panel: "Do It Your Way"(Advice from the Veterans) - Panel with Skip Chase of Mount Baker CrossFit, Brian Yoak of CrossFit Legacy, Monique Ames of CrossFit Evolution and Andy Petranek of CrossFit Los Angeles
* 12:30 pm: Lunch
* 2:00 pm: CFHQ Updates (RRG, Trademark, Brand Protection) -Panel of: Jimi Letchford, Dan MacDougald, Dale Saran, Eric Black
* 3:00 pm: Kyle Maynard: "You Have NO Excuse"
* 3:30 pm: Final Q&A with all HQ staff present / Greg Closing remarks
The "Don't-Miss" event of the year for CrossFit affiliates!
Oh the potential lulz - someone please make it to the Q and A and ask the quadruple amputee what he thinks of couches "ring injury" excuse. That would be epic.DrDonkeyLove wrote: Good to see Kyle Maynard making some bank as a motivational speaker.
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The cult leaders probably have a "cone of silence" to lock people up in when they ask live questions like that...
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BwahahahahahaDies Irae wrote:Saturday Feb 20:
* 8:00 am: Expo
* 9:00 am: Opening Remarks
* 9:15 am: Jeremy Thiel of CrossFit Central: "Success"
* 10:15 am: Break
* 10:30 am: Kelly Starrett of San Francisco CrossFit: "Put Your Hands on Me" (Mobility and Recovery for Your Clients)
* 11:00 am: Panel: "Do It Your Way"(Advice from the Veterans) - Panel with Skip Chase of Mount Baker CrossFit, Brian Yoak of CrossFit Legacy, Monique Ames of CrossFit Evolution and Andy Petranek of CrossFit Los Angeles
* 12:30 pm: Lunch
* 2:00 pm: CFHQ Updates (RRG, Trademark, Brand Protection) -Panel of: Jimi Letchford, Dan MacDougald, Dale Saran, Eric Black
* 3:00 pm: Kyle Maynard: "You Have NO Excuse"
* 3:30 pm: Final Q&A with all HQ staff present / Greg Closing remarks
The "Don't-Miss" event of the year for CrossFit affiliates!Oh the potential lulz - someone please make it to the Q and A and ask the quadruple amputee what he thinks of couches "ring injury" excuse. That would be epic.DrDonkeyLove wrote: Good to see Kyle Maynard making some bank as a motivational speaker.
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This is needed.
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She's a much better motivational speaker, IMHO.TomFurman wrote:This is needed.
As for ZEE: Not knowing him, I can only guess that the machinations you all present are nothing more than theory. My guess is money was speaking loud and clear. You can buy a shitload of sandbags for $10K.
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A fine pic, but alas, as someone pointed out earlier, the shine is fading on that apple. Soon she'll be going the way of "Christina Model," as everyone realizes that those bouncing sweater puppies and robotic smile are window dressing concealing a dead and withered soul.TomFurman wrote:This is needed.
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Re: The couch thread
What is the point of squatting with the weight held over head.
Sounds like it would limit your squats to the static strength of your shoulders.
What's with mixing aerobic and anaerobic exercise together? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of both, causing strain on the liver and other organs of regeneration?
Where are the scientific studies that support CrossFit? When and where were they done and why aren't they cited by Crossfit?
Lastly, what's the deal with throwing up? Is that supposed to show devotion, motivation or is it just a "Group Validation" thing, like how we bust on each other here?
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Sounds like it would limit your squats to the static strength of your shoulders.
What's with mixing aerobic and anaerobic exercise together? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of both, causing strain on the liver and other organs of regeneration?
Where are the scientific studies that support CrossFit? When and where were they done and why aren't they cited by Crossfit?
Lastly, what's the deal with throwing up? Is that supposed to show devotion, motivation or is it just a "Group Validation" thing, like how we bust on each other here?
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* 8:00 am: Registration/Check-In/Tithes and offerings
* 9:00 am: Evolution Video / National Anthem/ Send Castro to Couch's Room to get him moving
* 9:15 am: Coach Greg Glassman: "State of the Union"
* 9:30 am: Break while Couch drinks pot of coffee after Castro holds him up in shower for 1 hour
* 11:30am Couch ramblings
* 12:00 pm: The CrossFit Games:"Maybe this year one of our Guys will win!"
* 12:30 pm: Certifications & Accreditation refunds
* 1:00 pm: Lunch / Level 1 Test Opportunity -Register Here
* 2:30 pm: Tanya Wagner of CrossFit Apex: "Firebreathing Success: You can fool some of the people all of the time"
* 3:00 pm: Panel: "Working with Special Populations, the "some of the people" you want" -Panel of: Jeff & Mikki Martin of CF Kids, Lamarr Smith of CF Next Level Performance & Kyle Maynard of No Excuses Athletics CrossFit
* 4:00 pm: Break
* 4:15 pm: Zach Even-Esh of CrossFit Underground: "Nutswinging ain't so bad!"
* 5:00 pm: WOD DL 315 max reps in 30 mins
* 7:00 pm: Dinner/Social/Offering of Kinfolk to the Couch
Saturday Feb 20:
* Midnight-8:00 am: Exposure
* 9:00 am: Opening Remarks
* 9:15 am: Jeremy Thiel of CrossFit Central: "Success by Moving the Goalposts"
* 10:15 am: Break
* 10:30 am: Kelly Starrett of San Francisco CrossFit: "Give me your hands, we will get you to the ER, stay with me Special boy" (Mobility and Recovery for Your Clients)
* 11:00 am: Panel: "Do It Your Way, becasue you're on your own legally"(Advice from the Veterans) - Panel with Skip Chase of Mount Baker CrossFit, Brian Yoak of CrossFit Legacy, Monique Ames of CrossFit Evolution and Andy Petranek of CrossFit Los Angeles
* 12:30 pm: Lunch
* 2:00 pm: CFHQ Updates (RRG, Trademark, Brand Protection) -Panel of: Jimi Letchford, Dan MacDougald, Dale Saran, Eric Black. Monitored by Dave Castro for purity.
* 3:00 pm: Kyle Maynard: "You Have NO Excuse, you know the Meltdown is coming"
* 3:30 pm: Final Q&A with all HQ staff present / Hopefully Greg Closing remarks
The "Don't-Miss" event of the year for CrossFit affiliates!
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