The couch thread
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Jesus CHRIST those are some fucking hosebeasts.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Jesus CHRIST those are some fucking hosebeasts.
Yeah, but three fives trumps a single ten.
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The blond might be a 3 from the neck up, but from behind, she is at least a 9.
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Sign me up for "wall ball" with the first three. Fuck it, I'm horny and in my twenties, all four is fine, but the first one will get the money shot.
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....and if by "operate the camcorder" you mean "spend a day of hangover fucking and ordering chinese food" then I'm in.WildGorillaMan wrote:I know. I can't stop staring. The chunky one in the red top can operate the camcorder.
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Virtuostitty.


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Can she run that thing w/ my dick in her mouth. Cuz' I'd settle.WildGorillaMan wrote:The chunky one in the red top can operate the camcorder.
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I guess that fucker is having a hard time finding any pics of teh couch? Who'd have guessed.Daniel,
Just post links,
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Not hard to figure that out. I have spent hours searching for anything related to the couch. Nothing.
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This thread is as authoritative a resource on the couch as there is. I'm surprised Wikipedia doesn't link to it.l-tree wrote:Not hard to figure that out. I have spent hours searching for anything related to the couch. Nothing.

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Guys, this isn't hard to figure out. Couch has no athletic accomplishments. He has not competed successfully in anything. He has not coached any gymNASTS at a high level of competition. He has not read, or understood, any of that sports science crap such as Supertraining. Yet he singlehandedly created a revolutionary, radically effective training system based solely upon his own mental noodlings.Thud wrote:This thread is as authoritative a resource on the couch as there is. I'm surprised Wikipedia doesn't link to it.l-tree wrote:Not hard to figure that out. I have spent hours searching for anything related to the couch. Nothing.
This isn't complicated.
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That just proves my theory: if you drink a lot and say enough incoherent shit, sooner or later people will start to take you seriously.
I shoulda never quit drinking.
I shoulda never quit drinking.
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e.g. James JoyceJag Panzer wrote:That just proves my theory: if you drink a lot and say enough incoherent shit, sooner or later people will start to take you seriously.
I shoulda never quit drinking.
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I don't get the "broad time and modal domains" shit. Never having done crossfit, I smashed local crossfitters in time and weight when a coworker challenged me that the workouts were like nothing I'd ever seen, and convinced me to go to his crossfit gym. Apparently sprinting and powerlifting make you a good crossfitter. I'm not even a good athlete, never have been. I watched a guy give himself rhabdo doing kipping pullups...retarded. The whole scene seems just ridiculous. Debating them seems even more ridiculous. It's a bunch of goddamn idiots...do you expect reasoned arguments from that well spring of stupid?
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You need to refocus your hate. This comes across as weak sauce. Your post sounds just like the @fitters talking about all the ass they kick when they take their show into the local Gold's Gym.Brock Mandlebar wrote:I don't get the "broad time and modal domains" shit. Never having done crossfit, I smashed local crossfitters in time and weight when a coworker challenged me that the workouts were like nothing I'd ever seen, and convinced me to go to his crossfit gym. Apparently sprinting and powerlifting make you a good crossfitter. I'm not even a good athlete, never have been. I watched a guy give himself rhabdo doing kipping pullups...retarded. The whole scene seems just ridiculous. Debating them seems even more ridiculous. It's a bunch of goddamn idiots...do you expect reasoned arguments from that well spring of stupid?
Go peruse a few @fit sites and get a hate transfusion. Then bring some serious hate.
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Although he does speak the truth.Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:You need to refocus your hate. This comes across as weak sauce. Your post sounds just like the @fitters talking about all the ass they kick when they take their show into the local Gold's Gym.Brock Mandlebar wrote:I don't get the "broad time and modal domains" shit. Never having done crossfit, I smashed local crossfitters in time and weight when a coworker challenged me that the workouts were like nothing I'd ever seen, and convinced me to go to his crossfit gym. Apparently sprinting and powerlifting make you a good crossfitter. I'm not even a good athlete, never have been. I watched a guy give himself rhabdo doing kipping pullups...retarded. The whole scene seems just ridiculous. Debating them seems even more ridiculous. It's a bunch of goddamn idiots...do you expect reasoned arguments from that well spring of stupid?
Go peruse a few @fit sites and get a hate transfusion. Then bring some serious hate.
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L Ron Hubbard!Yes I Have Balls wrote:e.g. James JoyceJag Panzer wrote:That just proves my theory: if you drink a lot and say enough incoherent shit, sooner or later people will start to take you seriously.
I shoulda never quit drinking.
... and that dude who founded Mormonism.
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I wanna hear, in explicit detail, about how you smashed the local crossfitters. Did the males cry with shame and envy? Did the females swoon with hormone-driven desire? And did you prop your feet up on the nearest desk, lean back, and unleash your unholy grin of triumph?Brock Mandlebar wrote:I don't get the "broad time and modal domains" shit. Never having done crossfit, I smashed local crossfitters in time and weight when a coworker challenged me that the workouts were like nothing I'd ever seen, and convinced me to go to his crossfit gym. Apparently sprinting and powerlifting make you a good crossfitter. I'm not even a good athlete, never have been. I watched a guy give himself rhabdo doing kipping pullups...retarded. The whole scene seems just ridiculous. Debating them seems even more ridiculous. It's a bunch of goddamn idiots...do you expect reasoned arguments from that well spring of stupid?
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STFU and drink. It will all make sense then.I don't get the "broad time and modal domains" shit.

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I should've known some limp dick faggot would take offense to the story, given the beginning theme. Let me make you feel better deary. You are bigger, stronger, faster, cooler, fuck more models, drink more champagne, make more money, are smarter neater and radder and all that great shit than me. And I bet you can even beat your dad up now. There ya go, does that balance out the fact that someone on the internet mentioned that they did something better than someone else one time? I sure hope so you fragile ego'ed pussy.w00tz wrote:I wanna hear, in explicit detail, about how you smashed the local crossfitters. Did the males cry with shame and envy? Did the females swoon with hormone-driven desire? And did you prop your feet up on the nearest desk, lean back, and unleash your unholy grin of triumph?
To answer your original question...Velocity sports used to be the best place to go for sprint training in my area. But since the presence of other men will likely give you a fucking envygasm, I would suggest you find a personal female coach from your local college track team, and you should forewarn her that any mention of her previous achievements will likely garner endless snarky faggotry from you.
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Cultivating Couch hate is like properly aging spirits. All the ingredients are there from the beginning. The young hate is brash and pissed at the stupidity of @Fers. But let it fester in the cask a few more years and you'll have some truly mature, complex hate. PL54 is like a 18-yo scotch in terms of Couch hate.Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:You need to refocus your hate. This comes across as weak sauce. Your post sounds just like the @fitters talking about all the ass they kick when they take their show into the local Gold's Gym.Brock Mandlebar wrote:I don't get the "broad time and modal domains" shit. Never having done crossfit, I smashed local crossfitters in time and weight when a coworker challenged me that the workouts were like nothing I'd ever seen, and convinced me to go to his crossfit gym. Apparently sprinting and powerlifting make you a good crossfitter. I'm not even a good athlete, never have been. I watched a guy give himself rhabdo doing kipping pullups...retarded. The whole scene seems just ridiculous. Debating them seems even more ridiculous. It's a bunch of goddamn idiots...do you expect reasoned arguments from that well spring of stupid?
Go peruse a few @fit sites and get a hate transfusion. Then bring some serious hate.
Sometimes you have to speed up the fermentation.

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Ez there sweetie. Have you met GayOzNsPain?Brock Mandlebar wrote:I should've known some limp dick faggot would take offense to the story, given the beginning theme. Let me make you feel better deary. You are bigger, stronger, faster, cooler, fuck more models, drink more champagne, make more money, are smarter neater and radder and all that great shit than me. And I bet you can even beat your dad up now. There ya go, does that balance out the fact that someone on the internet mentioned that they did something better than someone else one time? I sure hope so you fragile ego'ed pussy.w00tz wrote:I wanna hear, in explicit detail, about how you smashed the local crossfitters. Did the males cry with shame and envy? Did the females swoon with hormone-driven desire? And did you prop your feet up on the nearest desk, lean back, and unleash your unholy grin of triumph?
To answer your original question...Velocity sports used to be the best place to go for sprint training in my area. But since the presence of other men will likely give you a fucking envygasm, I would suggest you find a personal female coach from your local college track team, and you should forewarn her that any mention of her previous achievements will likely garner endless snarky faggotry from you.
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Kids, this is the face you make in the shitter when you don't have enough fiber in your diet.Gin Master wrote:
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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I don't understand what Bruce Jenner is doing but it looks hard as fuck.