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OK OK....Giant Ass Saw Thing vs. A Cultfister...Who wins?

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I love the way people pay $200 a month and a $1000 for a piece of worthless paper just to jump around like we did when we were kids on a playground. Fucking unbelievable how stuck on stupid the public is these days. :rolleyes:
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Typical @fit douche.

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Why the capri pants again?
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OK. Which one of you boys likes cock?
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Why the capri pants again?
They look like velour or even corduroy. NOICE!
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You bitches better recognize. After Spunky Wonderbean finishes with Ronnie Coleman, he and his capris are coming for you!
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What's with the ginger kid in his pirate pants and blue suede shoes?
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those guys are hot...where are all the black people?
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Brock Mandlebar wrote:those guys are hot...where are all the black people?
By design the @fit excludes non Asian minorities. There's no money in serving darkey or Paco for that matter.
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Brock Mandlebar wrote:those guys are hot...where are all the black people?
The inherent racism of Couch and his mininions was covered about 200 pages ago, Homo.
Crust Bucket wrote:I love the way people pay $200 a month and a $1000 for a piece of worthless paper just to jump around like we did when we were kids on a playground. Fucking unbelievable how stuck on stupid the public is these days. :rolleyes:
Next up, monkey rolls for time.
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Brock Mandlebar wrote:those guys are hot...where are all the black people?
Playing real sports?
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Jag Panzer wrote:
Brock Mandlebar wrote:those guys are hot...where are all the black people?
Playing real sports?
That's racist.
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Maybe crossfit is the perfect training method for hockey...or swimming...or skiing. I think that's probably a good explanation.
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Rant wrote:
Jag Panzer wrote:
Brock Mandlebar wrote:those guys are hot...where are all the black people?
Playing real sports?
That's racist.
Awesome.
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Jag Panzer wrote:
Brock Mandlebar wrote:those guys are hot...where are all the black people?
Playing real sports?
=D> =D>
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Brock Mandlebar wrote:Maybe crossfit is the perfect training method for hockey...or swimming...or skiing. I think that's probably a good explanation.
Maybe Crab Soccer

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Anon wrote:
Brock Mandlebar wrote:Maybe crossfit is the perfect training method for hockey...or swimming...or skiing. I think that's probably a good explanation.
Maybe Crab Soccer

<flashback to 4th grade physed>

or turtle tag?
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Rant wrote:OK. Which one of you boys likes cock?

{pic of 4 sweaty douches}
The one with the biggest tribal tats holding up two thumbs, duh.
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The real gay test is to see who swings a fucking KB like that. Even douchefit's own KB guy Jeff Martone doesn't teach that shit at his KB "cert".
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couchfitblows wrote: The real gay test is to see who swings a fucking KB like that. Even douchefit's own KB guy Jeff Martone doesn't teach that shit at his KB "cert".
I don't get why not, it's easier to get rhabdo that way, isn't it?
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@Fit En-duh-rance FAIL - http://100milemovie.com

Conclusion:

Movie gets halfway derailed due to Meth Calves dropping out of the Javalina 100 at mile 78, makes excuses about the failure but insists that his training methods are perfect. Gets completely shit-canned after @FE creator/douche gets running-type injury that doesn't allow him to run any distance past 1.5 miles (smelling a lot like the Couch shoulder injury - hey, I thought @FE runners were immune to running injuries due to their eliteness and no-LSD runs!) and making excuses about @FE projects being more important so getting a DNS (Did Not Start) for the HURT 100. Twitter account for the movie is miraculously deleted and site is dead after September.
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.
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friedquads wrote:@Fit En-duh-rance FAIL - http://100milemovie.com

Conclusion:

Movie gets halfway derailed due to Meth Calves dropping out of the Javalina 100 at mile 78, makes excuses about the failure but insists that his training methods are perfect. Gets completely shit-canned after @FE creator/douche gets running-type injury that doesn't allow him to run any distance past 1.5 miles (smelling a lot like the Couch shoulder injury - hey, I thought @FE runners were immune to running injuries due to their eliteness and no-LSD runs!) and making excuses about @FE projects being more important so getting a DNS (Did Not Start) for the HURT 100. Twitter account for the movie is miraculously deleted and site is dead after September.
I'm not sure what you said there, but it still makes me hate Couch and @F even more.
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This part is genius, though.

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Meth calves texted wrote:Just giving you the heads up, our race may be canceled due to the fires on the mountain. I’ll keep you posted.
Even teh elite don't run through molten lava and end of days shit.
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