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RANDOM COUCH SITING...

Yep, that's Mrs. Couch.

New pair of tits paid for by level 1 cert revenues.


(I apologize if this is somewhere in the thread already)
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I love that picture. The open drunkenness of couch. The empty drink glasses. The laughing red face. A study of couch, as Buddha.
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Dylan Gautreaux CrossFit Fxtx I think everybody in the world should have a trigger point package and do crossfit. The world would be a lot better place!
So we can all look like this...
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Well, I guess all those ultrarunners and triathletes were right about XFE.

Crossfit Endurance: We Hurt Ourselves So We Don't Have To Run.

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Crossfit Endurance: We Leave Shari Out Of Our Gangbang Scenes
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Catching up on about 6 pages of this shit cost me about 20 minutes of my life. I gladly sacrificed it; just sayin', that's all.
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kreator wrote:The stupidity is astounding.



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zl_WjjPmfk[/youtube]

That is, without a doubt the most pitiful thing I have ever had the disprivilege of watching. That was sadder than a kitten with AIDS. It trumps all those pix of @fitters "overhead squatting" random lightweight items.
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Crust Bucket wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRRy8tg0TIE[/youtube]
Never mind the softball champ with the Jay Leno haircut, we need to see more of the honey bunny in the pink tank in the background.
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my humble first post in this thread.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55303
I started CF in 2004, and a year ago I stopped working out. I am back and re-training myself. The neural skills don't go away, and the muscles dont even get that much weaker for phosphagenic movements, but the anaerobic and aerobic pathways go straight to hell in much less than a year. Rhabdo resistance goes down with it, I gave myself a second mild case of rhabdo. Can't wait until I push my limits back out to where they should be.

I have had rhabdo twice and I seriously think it is due to failed metabolic pathways - lack of ATP prevents muscles from being able to expand once contracted and expansion causes shearing of contractile elements...

Anyway back and loving the feeling.
Two cases of rhabdo? I know some guys on another forum that are going to be cutting and pasting your post. Are you talking about 'went to the emergency room' rhabdo, or something you diagnosed yourself?

What's your plan to avoid a third case?

Good luck.
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Generations of homosexuals in San Francisco have had that kind of "rhabdo".

It comes from too many poppers and shoving non-symmetrical stuff up your ass.
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Double Rhabdo is awesome already.
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Get elite, bitches.

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Tirofijo wrote:my humble first post in this thread.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55303
I started CF in 2004, and a year ago I stopped working out. I am back and re-training myself. The neural skills don't go away, and the muscles dont even get that much weaker for phosphagenic movements, but the anaerobic and aerobic pathways go straight to hell in much less than a year. Rhabdo resistance goes down with it, I gave myself a second mild case of rhabdo. Can't wait until I push my limits back out to where they should be.

I have had rhabdo twice and I seriously think it is due to failed metabolic pathways - lack of ATP prevents muscles from being able to expand once contracted and expansion causes shearing of contractile elements...

Anyway back and loving the feeling.
Two cases of rhabdo? I know some guys on another forum that are going to be cutting and pasting your post. Are you talking about 'went to the emergency room' rhabdo, or something you diagnosed yourself?

What's your plan to avoid a third case?

Good luck.
Really, this is amusing, but as a great man, WGM I believe, once said:
POST TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Is that so much to ask? We already have about 50 former @fitters working the cut and paste angle. We need @fit babe ass or tits, STAT.
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Dedication by Jon Gilson

Hell, most of the top CrossFitters in the world would get absolutely pummeled in your standard game of rugby,
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Not @F, but Greg Everett's place...trying to help you out Sofacking...
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It'll have to do for now. Besides, you're an old-timer compared to some of the new ass jockeys.

I do like me some Aimee Anaya. Jocelyn? The jury's still out.
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Sofa King wrote: POST TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Here I am, doing the bidding of my masters.

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But wait...
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w00tz wrote: Image
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need vital stats. what's her name, which douche is she sleeping with and where's her blog?
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Thud wrote: need vital stats. what's her name, which douche is she sleeping with and where's her blog?
Astute questions, Thud.

Name is Melinda Coursen.

Here is Melinda missing a power clean.
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Here is Melinda in a threesome. She is sleeping with guy on left (Jonji).
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Here is Melinda, meek and vulnerable.
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No blog in sight. For additional pics, I accept VISA and Mastercard. There are some things that only a facebook account registered at the same university can find. :yawinkle:
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w00tz wrote:Here is Melinda missing a power clean.
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There's that perfect-form arm-pulling that @f prides itself on.

Good to see that L1 cert money is turning out the quality couches.
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That dude on the right looks like one of my son's doofus buddies.

Or Matt Brouse.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
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Is that the rare unicorn frog he is holding in his hand?
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T200 wrote:Double Rhabdo is awesome already.
Multiple bouts of Rhabdo is like heat stroke. It just gets easier.
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Anon wrote:Is that the rare unicorn frog he is holding in his hand?
he's obviously hoping it turns into a prince.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Has this been posted yet?

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Now it's starting to make sense.
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