The couch thread

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:35 pm

http://www.crossfitnorthfortcollins.com ... _and_I.jpg

Please post the reply to your request to use the image.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:51 pm

Anon wrote:http://www.crossfitnorthfortcollins.com ... _and_I.jpg

Please post the reply to your request to use the image.

No need. Found a couple on the webz which are not copyrighted. My opinion.... Even better than the RRG photos. So, A or B? Opinions???? My vote is for B. Will close the polls after the wiki is released for editing again.

A)

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Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:54 pm

Anon wrote:
T200 wrote:
l-tree wrote: Does anyone have any current photos of couch they have taken themselves?
What kind of maniac has a personal photo of Couch for his/her own use available?
This guy in Colorado:
Coach_and_I.jpg

Couch looks like he's keeping an eye on his house/shopping cart in this one.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:56 pm

This guy is kidding, right?

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:35 pm

kenny florian is never kidding.

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:01 pm

l-tree wrote:
Anon wrote:http://www.crossfitnorthfortcollins.com ... _and_I.jpg

Please post the reply to your request to use the image.
No need. Found a couple on the webz which are not copyrighted. My opinion.... Even better than the RRG photos. So, A or B? Opinions???? My vote is for B. Will close the polls after the wiki is released for editing again.

A)

Greg_Glassman_2.jpg
B)

Greg_Glassman_3.jpg

I vote "B".

An Alien is about to burst out of his gut.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:06 pm

I vote "B". Jeezus did he just steal that shirt off of some passed out guy in the gutter? That's low

Takafumi · Post by **Takafumi** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:12 pm

I vote "B"

Like he spent a day at the dog races with nothing to show for it.

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:22 pm

l-tree wrote:This guy is kidding, right?

That faggot should be shipped to a prison in Cape Town. Then he'll have a real reason to bend over and make that face.

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:44 pm

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55494&page=5

Really? Then just ****ing do it. I mean seriously. The chance for any of CrossFit's detractors is out there: the Games/Qualifiers. Everyone *****es that CrossFit has to prove its claims, but at least the abilities and feats of our "athletes" (as Lyle likes to call them) ARE ACTUALLY OUT THERE for the world to see. Step up or shut up. If you're tired of hearing about CrossFit, then actually PROVE Glassman wrong instead of speculating and feeding the hyperbole (that is on both sides).
Ex
They all say that it's stupid or pointless or whatever. But they seem so hell bent on making these snide comments and taking the holier-than-though route ("It [CrossFit] does nothing except keep people busy and generate mediocre fitness"), wouldn't it be the ultimate slap in the face to send a non-CrossFitter to a qualifier and have him dust everyone? Wouldn't that make the biggest dent in CrossFit's armor? I mean, every PL, BB, and "fitness" site across teh internetz would make it front page news ("EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: CROSSFIT SUCKS! SEE WE TOLD YOU SO!"). Yet they CONSTANTLY refuse to actually bring their athletes who would oh-so-clearly dominate all CrossFitters...one can't help but wonder WHY?

This guy doesn't just drink the Koolaid, he has it coming in intravenously.
He would make a great Director of Inquisition...er...Public Relations for CrossFit Inc.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:46 pm

Props to SockBoy for use of classic lifting materials.

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Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:47 pm

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Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:52 pm

Anon wrote:Props to SockBoy for use of classic lifting materials.

sockboy.jpg

Is that Kenny Florian after @fit?

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:40 am

STEROIDS + GIN = BULLSHIT CERT

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:49 am

So close to 600k served.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:56 am

couchfitblows wrote:STEROIDS + GIN = BULLSHIT CERT

Nice shirt, $40. Dockers, $50. Tie, $20. Gel in hair, $10. Stealing from the clueless lemmings, priceless.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:01 am

kreator wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55494&page=5

Really? Then just ****ing do it. I mean seriously. The chance for any of CrossFit's detractors is out there: the Games/Qualifiers. Everyone *****es that CrossFit has to prove its claims, but at least the abilities and feats of our "athletes" (as Lyle likes to call them) ARE ACTUALLY OUT THERE for the world to see. Step up or shut up. If you're tired of hearing about CrossFit, then actually PROVE Glassman wrong instead of speculating and feeding the hyperbole (that is on both sides).
Ex
They all say that it's stupid or pointless or whatever. But they seem so hell bent on making these snide comments and taking the holier-than-though route ("It [CrossFit] does nothing except keep people busy and generate mediocre fitness"), wouldn't it be the ultimate slap in the face to send a non-CrossFitter to a qualifier and have him dust everyone? Wouldn't that make the biggest dent in CrossFit's armor? I mean, every PL, BB, and "fitness" site across teh internetz would make it front page news ("EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: CROSSFIT SUCKS! SEE WE TOLD YOU SO!"). Yet they CONSTANTLY refuse to actually bring their athletes who would oh-so-clearly dominate all CrossFitters...one can't help but wonder WHY?
This guy doesn't just drink the Koolaid, he has it coming in intravenously.
He would make a great Director of Inquisition...er...Public Relations for CrossFit Inc.

This guy doesn't do history well. Kahlipa did exactly this in 2008. I love Alex Europa. He is absolutely one of the biggest Kool-Aid drinkers. Of course, he also runs a secret training center for @fitters on one of the Hawaiian islands and touts he has successfuly prepared more people for (BUD/S) than anyone on the planet. Fuck, he is Superman!

And Bony Pudding has the role already.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:13 am

a couple of top performers from the x-fit games were sent to the crash-b indoor rowing championships in boston today. the guy came in 101st, with a 6.30 time. the woman came in 43d, with a 7.25. both times are respectable. a boston x-fit trainer came in 21st in the women's event. she's rowed well at this event before.

i'll be curious to see if x-fit features the performance of their games' stars at these races.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:15 am

Albany Crossfit going heavy:

http://www.kyte.tv/ch/336249/780142#uri ... 249/760319

Makes my discs hurt watching.

Botototo · Post by **Botototo** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:18 am

Wowww.

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... review.mov

Hammered at 11 in the morning. I want this lifestyle.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:36 am

Botototo wrote:Wowww.

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... review.mov

Hammered at 11 in the morning. I want this lifestyle.

Wow. Very, very surprised that they put that up as a featured video. And god bless pudding for trying to keep that soon to be wrecked train on the rails.

I think I failed to mention that couch was feeling no pain when I saw him on the last day of the games last year. Good times.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:37 am

Wow. Yeah. Either that or a Shaf style Wakenbake.

justpassingthrough · Post by **justpassingthrough** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:42 am

lasalle wrote:
Botototo wrote:Wowww.

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... review.mov

Hammered at 11 in the morning. I want this lifestyle.
Wow. Very, very surprised that they put that up as a featured video. And god bless pudding for trying to keep that soon to be wrecked train on the rails.

I think I failed to mention that couch was feeling no pain when I saw him on the last day of the games last year. Good times.

DAYUM! He's on another planet, clearly.

Awesome vid. The Humongous approves!

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Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:43 am

Holy fuck Couch is drunker there than I am most days of the week.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:54 am

Anon wrote:Albany Crossfit going heavy:

http://www.kyte.tv/ch/336249/780142#uri ... 249/760319

Makes my discs hurt watching.

go big or go home, bitches.

IGX

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