Same here. The girl I trained went from fourth place to first in a small contest. They are not real secure with a lot of things and need reassured. They WILL bust there ass though.T200 wrote:I trained a few figure competitors and have nothing bad to say about them. Anyone with any sense has hella bad shit to say about 98% of @Fitters.Jag Panzer wrote:You know when you look at it like that @F isn't much different than all those crazy-ass figure girls
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If it wasn't for that huge mole and her face (which could be fixed with a triple bagger), the woman is decent looking.
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A thousand pardons, milord! Jeremy Thiel's joker grin displeases you?l-tree wrote:WTF? You have already discussed your predisposition for homosexuallity. Please find another site for this ghayness. Naked women or GTFO.w00tz wrote:I thought Batman had already vanquished the Joker. Should I be checking my closets before I sleep again?
Your wiki battle is great stuff. But no tits for you!
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Jag - your signature made me do some youtube trolling.....Check out the whole scene and what led up to the beat down!!
Makes for some good comedy straight outta Oaktown!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6W3206l70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek
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big_t2100 wrote:Jag Panzer wrote:
Jag - your signature made me do some youtube trolling.....Check out the whole scene and what led up to the beat down!!
Makes for some good comedy straight outta Oaktown!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6W3206l70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek



Cliff's Notes
1) misunderstanding about getting shoes spit-shined
2) negro threatens old man; old man says he is unafraid and moves to front seat
3) negro gets riled up; the girl filming says to "whip his white ass"
4) negro hits old man and proceeds to get beaten down like Couch on a 12-step program
5) old man gets off the bus
6) girl filming changes tune to "pressing charges" against his white ass rather than "whipping his white ass"
7) negro talks about whipping old man's ass while spitting blood from his mouth
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"Brang da ambalamps!"Gin Master wrote:big_t2100 wrote:Jag Panzer wrote:
Jag - your signature made me do some youtube trolling.....Check out the whole scene and what led up to the beat down!!
Makes for some good comedy straight outta Oaktown!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6W3206l70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek![]()
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Cliff's Notes
1) misunderstanding about getting shoes spit-shined
2) negro threatens old man; old man says he is unafraid and moves to front seat
3) negro gets riled up; the girl filming says to "whip his white ass"
4) negro hits old man and proceeds to get beaten down like Couch on a 12-step program
5) old man gets off the bus
6) girl filming changes tune to "pressing charges" against his white ass rather than "whipping his white ass"
7) negro talks about whipping old man's ass while spitting blood from his mouth

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Which, apparently, is tough to say when you're spitting teeth and your lips and cheek has swollen to 3x their regular size in about 1 minute.protobuilder wrote:"Brang da ambalamps!"Gin Master wrote:big_t2100 wrote:Jag Panzer wrote:
Jag - your signature made me do some youtube trolling.....Check out the whole scene and what led up to the beat down!!
Makes for some good comedy straight outta Oaktown!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6W3206l70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek![]()
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Cliff's Notes
1) misunderstanding about getting shoes spit-shined
2) negro threatens old man; old man says he is unafraid and moves to front seat
3) negro gets riled up; the girl filming says to "whip his white ass"
4) negro hits old man and proceeds to get beaten down like Couch on a 12-step program
5) old man gets off the bus
6) girl filming changes tune to "pressing charges" against his white ass rather than "whipping his white ass"
7) negro talks about whipping old man's ass while spitting blood from his mouth
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Post by T-L »
This! More people need to stand up to the little assholes walking the streets, or in this case riding da bus.Gin Master wrote:big_t2100 wrote:Jag Panzer wrote:
Jag - your signature made me do some youtube trolling.....Check out the whole scene and what led up to the beat down!!
Makes for some good comedy straight outta Oaktown!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6W3206l70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek![]()
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Cliff's Notes
1) misunderstanding about getting shoes spit-shined
2) negro threatens old man; old man says he is unafraid and moves to front seat
3) negro gets riled up; the girl filming says to "whip his white ass"
4) negro hits old man and proceeds to get beaten down like Couch on a 12-step program
5) old man gets off the bus
6) girl filming changes tune to "pressing charges" against his white ass rather than "whipping his white ass"
7) negro talks about whipping old man's ass while spitting blood from his mouth
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LOLShafpocalypse Now wrote:Later on there's vid of the same guy getting tazed at a baseball game for sitting there and drinking little bottles of vodka.
Classy guy.
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Post by Yes I Have Balls »
Oh the lulz
Bingo faggot wrote:Coach has repeatedly said that he thinks doing Crossfit will produce the fittest human as defined by Crossfit and as tested at the Crossfit Games.
It is great when you define things to mean what you want within the context of what you want. That is something people tend to forget.
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This.Ed Zachary wrote: It's hard for Rip to make himself clear with his genius on sports performance. What with his blindingly bright ego and the cloud of the smell of his own ass that he loves so much he allows to envelope him like a personal fog bank.
The only thing that can hold a candle to Rip's ego is his disdain for all things @fit. By the time his certs were winding down he wouldn't let 10 minutes go by without attacking couch, @fit philosophy, the weakness of its practitioners and most of all the complete stupidity of the programming.
The lulz. I just paid $600 to be called a moron for two days?
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Six bills to attend a two day lifting seminar is conclusive proof, Rip was just saying what everyone already knew.lasalle wrote:This.Ed Zachary wrote: It's hard for Rip to make himself clear with his genius on sports performance. What with his blindingly bright ego and the cloud of the smell of his own ass that he loves so much he allows to envelope him like a personal fog bank.
The only thing that can hold a candle to Rip's ego is his disdain for all things @fit. By the time his certs were winding down he wouldn't let 10 minutes go by without attacking couch, @fit philosophy, the weakness of its practitioners and most of all the complete stupidity of the programming.
The lulz. I just paid $600 to be called a moron for two days?
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Faggotry @fit. * @fit shoreline no less

Barbell nobility.
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Twelve pages of arguing amongst themselves over whether an Olympic Decathlete is a better athlete than a @fitter. Of course, this has followed, @fit vs. Basketball, Olympic lifters, Powerlifters and a few others. As long as couch gets to define what fitness is, and of course it is a constantly changing definition, as defined by @fit. Game, set and match.Yes I Have Balls wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55494&page=9
Oh the lulz
Bingo faggot wrote:Coach has repeatedly said that he thinks doing Crossfit will produce the fittest human as defined by Crossfit and as tested at the Crossfit Games.It is great when you define things to mean what you want within the context of what you want. That is something people tend to forget.
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Oh the irony of posting a link to a Wikipedia entry on the main page. But if you talk about the CrossFit Wikipedia entry on the forums, it gets locked.
So what happens when we follow the link? We notice that everything other than the first paragraph was added in in the last few hours, and credit for this excerpt is given to Josh Everett, not Greg Everett. Might as well put, "@Fit was here"
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Now there's an athlete who's prepared for a cert weekend. Specialization is okay in certain areas.A1A BGF wrote:I'll take 2 please
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Shaun White? Can't do as many bongloads as couch
Lindsey Vonn? Not as andro as Eva T.
Shani Davis? What the fuck is his Fran time?
WGM wrote:Fall off a chinup bar, drop a barbell on your head, or piss yourself at the bottom of a squat and the Internet will never forget you.
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Camille Lore wrote:Re: Lyle McDonald on Crossfit
Alright guys, keep it civil or I will close this.
Evan Anderson wrote:Who here thinks that all the hurt feelings and anger would be greatly lessened if CF dispensed with the "elite athlete" and "domination of other athletes" language?
If the banner on the website said: "Crossfit: Making People More Fit than when they started (but not fitter or more elite than anyone who competes athletically at an elite level)" Would anyone feel the need to criticize?
That's marketing for ya. Also, it doesn't help that many people have staked their financial well-being and life's work in this fitness company. I think that makes people take it more personally.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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I bet Davis would humble a shit load of @fitters at just about whatever they threw out to test him. Speed skaters have tons of power in their legs and tons of aerobic and anaerobic capacity.Sofa King wrote:America continues to glorify its insects.
Shaun White? Can't do as many bongloads as couch
Lindsey Vonn? Not as andro as Eva T.
Shani Davis? What the fuck is his Fran time?
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