The couch thread

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:31 am

"Unnnh ennnnuhns lknun unnnn ahna undn nnnnn box jumps."

That's all I heard.

Thud · Post by **Thud** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:03 am

Barky wrote:Even though it was obvious there weren't any cars coming, before my foot touched the street he geared up and smacked me so hard across the face with his huge calloused hand that my ears rung. I think I went cross eyed for a minute, ended up with a hand print on one side of my face and cried in public (which made made him mad enough to smack me again). This was one of his more gentile moments.

Listen, dumbo, a Jew would pop you for that shit too.

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:31 am

Tits can't have that much daddy-trauma. She hasn't fronted up nudes yet.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:33 am

Jag Panzer wrote:Tits can't have that much daddy-trauma. She hasn't fronted up nudes yet.

Good point. If what she said was true, she'd be on the pole by now.

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:58 am

And fuck at that new video preview.

Couch is just a shambling wreck of a human being.

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:13 am

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2008/12/ ... e-not.html

Add some gin to Barky's Gilson-esque prose, throw in grown-up talk like "ramifications" and "complex system", add an overweight translator and you get one of those 'at the chalkboard' mainsyte vids.

LiftHeavyShit · Post by **LiftHeavyShit** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:50 pm

Thud wrote:
lasalle wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/GG_A ... review.mov

"...dizzying in its ramifications".

Be honest, Couch, was it really the interplay of glute, hamstring and quadricep that was making you dizzy?

It's weird... I think

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:39 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Jag Panzer wrote:Tits can't have that much daddy-trauma. She hasn't fronted up nudes yet.
Good point. If what she said was true, she'd be on the pole by now.

true, if it was the good old days. But the invention of the blog now gives attention whores with daddy issues an alternative forum. And we're all the worse for it.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:43 pm

For those keeping score, the gorillas are and have been on the inside.

Glasshole has been fucking the help and fucking over the help. Little shit gets snuck by, cuz too much time is being spent keeping Couch upright.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:10 pm

Tits McGee wrote:I'm half kidding, but really.....
What's worse: having a weak squat or having your picture posted on Androgen Friday!?

Comments are gold.

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:27 pm

Yes, indeed.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:03 pm

Weak performer. If she was dedicated, she would have gotten that as a lower-back tat.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:37 pm

If that were tatooed on her back, couch could use it as target practice for his baby batter.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:53 pm

The shirt is stupid. The unintentional Andro front lat spread is impressive.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:03 pm

If you were dying of scurvy and started taking vitamin C, would recovery be considered miraculous by the docs? Vigorous exercise is an essential ingredient for gene expression (health). Why is it considered miraculous when people start to show improved capacity/health with CrossFit? Coach Glassman said we have the largest N ever in history. We have the largest human population experiencing increased genetic capacity (you know, across broad time and modal domains) ever. CrossFit IS CHANGING THE WORLD. The size of this movement is mind boggling. How about the potential survival of the species?

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55787

sigh

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:26 pm

gene expression is gene expression. it's not fucking health.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:33 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
If you were dying of scurvy and started taking vitamin C, would recovery be considered miraculous by the docs? Vigorous exercise is an essential ingredient for gene expression (health). Why is it considered miraculous when people start to show improved capacity/health with CrossFit? Coach Glassman said we have the largest N ever in history. We have the largest human population experiencing increased genetic capacity (you know, across broad time and modal domains) ever. CrossFit IS CHANGING THE WORLD. The size of this movement is mind boggling. How about the potential survival of the species?
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55787

sigh

thank you for refilling my hate tank. That's right you fucking sheep. You're part of the master race now. Survival in the new world will be predicated on the ability to do a single flailing muscle up and deadlift 1xbody weight. You will build a race of elite supermen!

Sheep.

A1A BA · Post by **A1A BA** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:56 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
How about the potential survival of the species?

The strong shall survive!

The week will continue to do @fit and rhabdo themselves out of the food chain.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:50 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
How about the potential survival of the species?

Given @fit's promotion of androgeny, I don't see how @fit is helping.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:19 pm

My @F hate has invaded all facets of my life. I was watching Return of the Jedi the other day and thinking, damn, the Emperor could have turned Luke to the dark side by directing him to the @F forums.

Thanks for ruining cinema, Couch.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:35 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Coach Glassman said we have the largest N ever in history. We have the largest human population experiencing increased genetic capacity (you know, across broad time and modal domains) ever.

IGx DL challenge as of 2/23
faizalenu 154 (a standup DD guy)
PL54 123
idbc 115
shaf 95
Gary John 89
onan 77
Billy 65
rjudo 63
stosh 56
kirk 50
Katacombs 22
ed z 15
mon 12
Jez Jones 9
N=14

@fit N=0

"The Silence of the Elite"

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:14 pm

Coach Glassman said we have the largest N ever in history.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:18 pm

The plural of "anecdote" is not "data".

A1A BA · Post by **A1A BA** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:35 pm

Gin Master wrote:
Coach Glassman said we have the largest N ever in history.

a close 2nd

A1A BA · Post by **A1A BA** » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:53 pm

@fit Rorschach test:

If the contestant answers “Beaver” SHE goes straight to Andro Friday

IGX

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