If you had Couch Greg Glassman's ear, what would you ask him? If I could buy the next round...
-A "round" as defined by Couch is a case of Safeway gin-it's a mathematical reality. I hope he brought his credit card...
What does your gym need more of? Younger clients. The average age in our place is at least mid-thirties to mid-forties. We have predominantly female clients, so some 20-somethings that weren't afraid of hard work would be great.
-Translation: Andro MILFs are great and all, but after a while it's like throwing a hot dog (or in my case a cocktail weenie) down a hallway. I could really use some fresh, nubile asses in my den of virtuosity so I can "broaden their modal domains", know what I mean?
2. Sloptastic animatronic eliteness from the Utah/Nevada sucktional:
We're sorry for the wait. If you want the answers you derserve about CrossFit Obsession and why CF HQ pulled their affiliation and why HQ, Brendan and I tok back the equipment and left so abruptly, Please call me (if Brendan or I don't call you first).. xxx-xxx-xxxx. B and I love you guys and we're so sorry you all got caught in the middle
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.
I know a few small bits on Obsesion. Blaur set up his gig and brought B-Boi in after he and Sheri split. He was part owner of NSC and he sold out and went to Va. to work with Tony and @Fit put TONS of gear into the place and set it up for an east Coast HQ situation. That didn't pan out and a few investors ponied up to open @Fit Obsession. Brendon was one of 3-4 people, SHE was not. Someone cried foul on the boards about the amount of gear (20+ rowers and 40+ bars) and the amount of money (like $65 a month) and the look of it being affiliated with CFHQ (posters, signage) Couch said he wanted rent or his shit back. He (couych) would "handle it) B flew to Miami with Barky and played nice with the old gang. Something went very wrong there and no one is spilling. B has been one of Couch's supporters and one would assume that glasshole would not want to....yeah couch fucked this one up, that place was PACKED and Tony being around with his guys did nothing to hurt it. I went in and half the class (like 20 guys) were in and around SEALS. HUGE place and chump rent, they should have cash to re-up gear and roll along. I know some partners are PISSED! They were sold on @Fit
Looks like the She-beast Lynn has resurrected the thread:
Lynne Pitts
Administrator
Re: Crossfit Obsession
CF Obsession, operated by Brendan Gilliam, is still an affiliate in good standing. There are some issues with their "business partners" that are being worked; official clarification will be out shortly.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.
Kraj wrote:
Their logo pisses me off. WTF is that? Why does the 'E' hang so low (Perhaps signifying the hernia you will get working out there)? Why is there a stupid crown dotting the 'S'? How does any of it tie into the meaning of "obsession"? And then the stupid gradient! Ughhh. So amateur.
well, the 'crown' is a trident, just like SEALs get to wear. how tactical is that?
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
friedquads wrote:Looks like the She-beast Lynn has resurrected the thread:
Lynne Pitts
Administrator
Re: Crossfit Obsession
CF Obsession, operated by Brendan Gilliam, is still an affiliate in good standing. There are some issues with their "business partners" that are being worked; official clarification will be out shortly.
LMFAO!!!!!
Someone should tell that to the mainpage people. This shit is just fucking priceless! Thanks @fit!!!!
Kraj wrote:
Their logo pisses me off. WTF is that? Why does the 'E' hang so low (Perhaps signifying the hernia you will get working out there)? Why is there a stupid crown dotting the 'S'? How does any of it tie into the meaning of "obsession"? And then the stupid gradient! Ughhh. So amateur.
We're sorry for the wait. If you want the answers you derserve about CrossFit Obsession and why CF HQ pulled their affiliation and why HQ, Brendan and I tok back the equipment and left so abruptly, Please call me (if Brendan or I don't call you first).. xxx-xxx-xxxx. B and I love you guys and we're so sorry you all got caught in the middle
Like I said, You're our people and call Brendan (xxx-xxx-xxxx) or me (xxx-xxx-xxxx) if we don't call you first. Greg Glassman also offered up his number to anyone who'd like to hear it directly from him.
based on the comments I'm reading, it sounds like their corporate sponsors wanted to 'help' tell @FHQ how to run things and the plug got pulled. Course, I could be wrong. If I even remotely knew either of them I would call. Any takers?
If the AbGod goes into A-Fib it'll be you guys who did it. Note that I am not reposting that dangerous, dangerous pic.
And clear me up on this: Sharibaby is seeing Methcalves? Dirt Diva's Methcalves who got kicked to the curb for not wanting to run more than 13 miles at a go? Damn.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
friedquads wrote:Looks like the She-beast Lynn has resurrected the thread:
Lynne Pitts
Administrator
Re: Crossfit Obsession
CF Obsession, operated by Brendan Gilliam, is still an affiliate in good standing. There are some issues with their "business partners" that are being worked; official clarification will be out shortly.
LMFAO!!!!!
Someone should tell that to the mainpage people. This shit is just fucking priceless! Thanks @fit!!!!
VA beach is big enough to support 6-7 @Fit affiliates?
"The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell."
@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
Kraj wrote:
Their logo pisses me off. WTF is that? Why does the 'E' hang so low (Perhaps signifying the hernia you will get working out there)? Why is there a stupid crown dotting the 'S'? How does any of it tie into the meaning of "obsession"? And then the stupid gradient! Ughhh. So amateur.
well, the 'crown' is a trident, just like SEALs get to wear. how tactical is that?
