The couch thread

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:11 pm

Shoreline = neverending LULZ machine.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:18 pm

:facepalm

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:19 pm

THIS is why people can't believe that a beginner can get bigger and stronger in a short period of time.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:19 pm

I don't know what's funnier, the expression on his face, or the cooch juice left on the equipment behind him.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:26 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:THIS is why people can't believe that a beginner can get bigger and stronger in a short period of time.

Just once you'd think that the trainer this ginger-haired loser is PAYING $150 a month would step in and correct his "form"

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:32 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:THIS is why people can't believe that a beginner can get bigger and stronger in a short period of time.
Just once you'd think that the trainer this ginger-haired loser is PAYING $150 a month would step in and correct his "form"

You would think that, but you would be wrong.

Aside from the fact that his "trainer" was too busy looking at sweaty andro-chick ass during the L1 cert to even gain a glimmering of what @fit teaches as "form," right when that pic was snapped the "trainer" was probably daydreaming about the sweet new graphic wrap he's going to buy for his company H3 to advertise his box. $150/month x a whole bunch of clueless retards can buy some pretty nice blingies.

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:46 pm

I spy two Paleo post-WOD snacks on the refrigerators next to the GHD bench.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:58 pm

kreator wrote:I spy two Paleo post-WOD snacks on the refrigerators next to the GHD bench.

Very perceptive!

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:32 pm

How the hell do Barky and B-Boi afford a 6000 sq/ft, 4 bath with shower gym? According to their own FB sites, they are both broke. Couch backing them? Once the location is know, it will be most telling to see who is actually renting the space and providing the equipment. Might make for an interesting post on the affiliate site.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:38 pm

L-T wrote:How the hell do Barky and B-Boi afford a 6000 sq/ft, 4 bath with shower gym? According to their own FB sites, they are both broke. Couch backing them? Once the location is know, it will be most telling to see who is actually renting the space and providing the equipment. Might make for an interesting post on the affiliate site.

Of course Uncle Couch is backing them and providing all the equipment. I bet that they'll try and steal CoreFit Obsessions current clients while they're at it. I also bet that the business license will not be in BBoi or Barky's names, but probably under the Couch or under CrossFit Inc. with Dale Saren's name as the contact.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:43 pm

friedquads wrote:
L-T wrote:How the hell do Barky and B-Boi afford a 6000 sq/ft, 4 bath with shower gym? According to their own FB sites, they are both broke. Couch backing them? Once the location is know, it will be most telling to see who is actually renting the space and providing the equipment. Might make for an interesting post on the affiliate site.
Of course Uncle Couch is backing them and providing all the equipment. I bet that they'll try and steal CoreFit Obsessions current clients while they're at it. I also bet that the business license will not be in BBoi or Barky's names, but probably under the Couch or under CrossFit Inc. with Dale Saren's name as the contact.

I think that is a bet that you will win.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:07 pm

Got to be a troll, a funny-ass troll though.

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=751472

Marijuana and CrossFit
Hopefully I dont get kicked for this post - I think its an interesting topic and would like to see what other people think about it. I live in California and weed is all but legal here, I know more people who smoke than dont, not losers, business people, doctors etc. Okay getting off topic ( must be all the weed lol ) anyways my question is A ) do you think MJ effects performance signifigantly B ) Does anyone else smoke and kick *** ( like myself ha ) I train hard 5 days a week and I like to smoke when I get home to chill out, helps me sleep, helps w stress heck helps w everything besides the diet.

Thanks !

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:21 pm

friedquads wrote:Got to be a troll, a funny-ass troll though.

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=751472

Marijuana and CrossFit
Hopefully I dont get kicked for this post - I think its an interesting topic and would like to see what other people think about it. I live in California and weed is all but legal here, I know more people who smoke than dont, not losers, business people, doctors etc. Okay getting off topic ( must be all the weed lol ) anyways my question is A ) do you think MJ effects performance signifigantly B ) Does anyone else smoke and kick *** ( like myself ha ) I train hard 5 days a week and I like to smoke when I get home to chill out, helps me sleep, helps w stress heck helps w everything besides the diet.

Thanks !

And the punchline:

Evan Anderson
Member

Re: Marijuana and CrossFit
Well, it is paleo...

Can't be dumber than ripped hands and puking.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:57 pm

As long as there are douchebags there will always be @fit.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:00 pm

It's douchebag Wednesday!

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:03 pm

Super Douche!

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:04 pm

Curt Cobain wannabe douche.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:09 pm

I'm simply fucking speechless.

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The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:16 pm

Nothing quite says douchebag like padding lifts with 5 pound bumpers.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:19 pm

Rant wrote:Nothing quite says douchebag like padding lifts with 5 pound bumpers.

I'm sure he'll take a crayon and write the number "45" on them.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:20 pm

You have got to be kidding me.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:22 pm

Fuck you, Rant. That's me in that pic. Asshole.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:24 pm

The king of douches before he got on the gear.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:26 pm

Pound for pound no affiliate produces more douchebags than Santa Cruz.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:27 pm

Mickey O'neil wrote:Fuck you, Rant. That's me in that pic. Asshole.

You're a ginger dude with an overbite and bad hair?

IGX

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