IGX

Rant wrote:I'm simply fucking speechless.

What, you've never seen elite athletes before?

Rant wrote:The king of douches before he got on the gear.

I think it should be illegal to throw that hand sign unless you've surfed a 20 foot wave.

Mickey O'neil wrote:Fuck you, Rant. That's me in that pic. Asshole.

Sorry. Let me fix that for you.

Nice to see that Runt and Powerdwarf have the similar obsessions with shirtless men.

Everyone's favorite Killer @F chick is back with more moronitude: http://katerawlings.com/?p=225

So my joyous adventure leading up to this event started sliding down hill 4 weeks ago when a newbie at CFCleveland broke my hand when he shook it….literally.

Must be all that @F strength you possess to allow someone to break your hand shaking it.

The Monday before sectionals I woke up with the stomach flu….awesome. I got to spend Mon-Tues before sectionals praying to the porcelain gods. Water barely stayed down.

I woke up Thursday with a sore throat. YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! How can it possibly be, I’m sick…again…I was just sick with something else….what the…

Ummm...overtraining perhaps? Who wants to bet these idiots have no idea about how to taper for a big event?

Funny thing is, a sick chick with a broken hand finished 12th. Sure bodes well for the other weakling competitors.

Looks like a 700 pound puller to me.

JohnnyBadAss wrote:blah,blah,blah.

Hey Johnny douchebag! Stop interrupting my project!

How can you tell he's a douche?

Rant wrote:Nothing quite says douchebag like padding lifts with 5 pound bumpers.

Are you sure those aren't styrofoam?

Rant wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:Fuck you, Rant. That's me in that pic. Asshole.

Sorry. Let me fix that for you.

That gives me some ideas for future ink. Thanks, Rant!

The real question is: Can he actually squat that?

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:The real question is: Can he actually squat that?

Nope, just keeping the bar warm for one of the andro girls.

Rant wrote:Hey Johnny douchebag! Stop interrupting my project!

Stop posting your homosexual fantasies and I will. You notice that I don't interrupt WGM on Andro Friday. Too busy with the "fap fap fap" for that.

JohnnyBadAss wrote:

Rant wrote:Hey Johnny douchebag! Stop interrupting my project!

Stop posting your homosexual fantasies and I will. You notice that I don't interrupt WGM on Andro Friday. Too busy with the "fap fap fap" for that.

I also endeavor to put all the pics in a single post, not 187 of them.

http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Li ... Code=20280

this is the building Barky and B-boi are moving into, their equipment is being held locally until they open, which is supposed to happen on monday...... Not sure if couch is backing them or not... only time will tell

WildGorillaMan wrote:I also endeavor to put all the pics in a single post, not 187 of them.

That's because you're not worried about your post count. Rant missed some time, so he has to go all Derbyshire on this place.

ransack wrote:http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Li ... Code=20280

this is the building Barky and B-boi are moving into, their equipment is being held locally until they open, which is supposed to happen on monday...... Not sure if couch is backing them or not... only time will tell

The fuck.

Now get your ass over to FSF and introduce yourself and take you lumps.

ransack wrote:http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Li ... Code=20280

this is the building Barky and B-boi are moving into, their equipment is being held locally until they open, which is supposed to happen on monday...... Not sure if couch is backing them or not... only time will tell

Well, when they both claim to be broke, it'll be tough to come up with $3,250 first + 3,250 last + cost of equipment in order to open up in less than 5 days.

That is unless some entity lends them the capital/FF&E

If it so transpires that B-Bark (Bark-Boi? Barkifer? Any other suggestions?) are being put up in a shiny new box in sugar daddy fashion, just as they had free equipment for a year, the question must be asked: is Uncle Couch being so generous because of his deep paternal love for the douchey duo, or because B-Bark know where all the bodies are buried that igx doesn't already know about?

JohnnyBadAss wrote:Everyone's favorite Killer @F chick is back with more moronitude: http://katerawlings.com/?p=225

So my joyous adventure leading up to this event started sliding down hill 4 weeks ago when a newbie at CFCleveland broke my hand when he shook it….literally.

Must be all that @F strength you possess to allow someone to break your hand shaking it.

The Monday before sectionals I woke up with the stomach flu….awesome. I got to spend Mon-Tues before sectionals praying to the porcelain gods. Water barely stayed down.

I woke up Thursday with a sore throat. YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! How can it possibly be, I’m sick…again…I was just sick with something else….what the…

Ummm...overtraining perhaps? Who wants to bet these idiots have no idea about how to taper for a big event?

Funny thing is, a sick chick with a broken hand finished 12th. Sure bodes well for the other weakling competitors.

Seriously. @Fers think that they have to train harder as events are coming up. They start doing two- and three-a-days up until 2-3 days from the contest. They simply refuse to learn ANYTHING from ANY sport that came before them, whether it's PL or triathlon.

As for the new B-Boi affiliate on Birdneck Road, well...that's just HI-larious.

ransack wrote:http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Li ... Code=20280

this is the building Barky and B-boi are moving into, their equipment is being held locally until they open, which is supposed to happen on monday...... Not sure if couch is backing them or not... only time will tell

$6.50 sq/ft????? That is more expensive than Silicon Valley. And who is bankrolling $39K/month. Sure isn't Barky or B-boi.

Barky and B Boi MUST have a backer. They cannot be worried too much about money if they are opening a huge place like that one mile from @ssfit virginia beach and less that one mile from another asfiliate @ssfit takeover. Unca Couch HAS to be giving them the equipment. Barky must have tossed quite a few salads for this favor

L-T wrote:

ransack wrote:http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Li ... Code=20280

this is the building Barky and B-boi are moving into, their equipment is being held locally until they open, which is supposed to happen on monday...... Not sure if couch is backing them or not... only time will tell

$6.50 sq/ft????? That is more expensive than Silicon Valley. And who is bankrolling $39K/month. Sure isn't Barky or B-boi.

It's $6.50 per square foot per year. $39,000 per year total.

L-T wrote:

ransack wrote:http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Li ... Code=20280

this is the building Barky and B-boi are moving into, their equipment is being held locally until they open, which is supposed to happen on monday...... Not sure if couch is backing them or not... only time will tell

$6.50 sq/ft????? That is more expensive than Silicon Valley. And who is bankrolling $39K/month. Sure isn't Barky or B-boi.

$39K per YEAR

Quack Attack wrote:Seriously. @Fers think that they have to train harder as events are coming up. They start doing two- and three-a-days up until 2-3 days from the contest. They simply refuse to learn ANYTHING from ANY sport that came before them, whether it's PL or triathlon.

Sorry but @fitter's domination of those insects has been proven in competition. Tough to taper when ALL of your signature workouts are against the clock.