The couch thread

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:48 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The lesbian crossfitter I know defriended me when I pointed out that Kyle Manard does XF workouts, but Couch doesn't, and that there was a dichotomy in posting "If he can do it, anyone can!"

I remember that. She said something like "Kyle does CrossFit, what's your excuse?" and you said something like "Why doesn't Glassman do CrossFit, what's his excuse?" Truth must have really hurt.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:49 pm

Also, LOL at the idea of teaching @ssfitters how to fight.

His scenario of being at a bar implies a lack of social retardation, plus it's so god damned hard to stay "Zone" in a bar.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:13 pm

friedquads wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The lesbian crossfitter I know defriended me when I pointed out that Kyle Manard does XF workouts, but Couch doesn't, and that there was a dichotomy in posting "If he can do it, anyone can!"
I remember that. She said something like "Kyle does CrossFit, what's your excuse?" and you said something like "Why doesn't Glassman do CrossFit, what's his excuse?" Truth must have really hurt.

comment from today:

Wow Kyle awesome vid. Now when I feel like quitting during my WOD I'll think of this.

Greg, what's your excuse?

Comment #40 - Posted by: V at March 14, 2010 1:17 AM

Brock Mandlebar · Post by **Brock Mandlebar** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:49 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Maybe this feller and that Zach kid can have an "unathletic internet dudes" squat off, and spark the most epicest internet debate in the history of the Universe.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:25 am

Brock Mandlebar wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Maybe this feller and that Zach kid can have an "unathletic internet dudes" squat off, and spark the most epicest internet debate in the history of the Universe.

His GF bears an unfortunate resemblance to Gary Busey.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:28 am

I think she looks like the fat Pig in a Poke Audrey from European Vacation.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:59 am

T200 wrote:I think she looks like the fat Pig in a Poke Audrey from European Vacation.

If she acts anything like her, that means that she'll let him do ANYTHING to her.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:43 am

As the thread goes south again. Reposting the same picture constantly shows true lack of commitment.

However, news for the lurking:

Its official, Couch is in training, cleaning up his act and tossing the royal fuckups who have been producing the idiotic WODs in the last couple of months.

As good as gone, Bony Pudding.
After the gaymes, Shaved Astroglide will have used up his usefulness.

Also, affiliates are not reupping.

Fixing the certs is way too late.

Thud · Post by **Thud** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:43 am

Gary John wrote: Its official, Couch is in training, cleaning up his act and tossing the royal fuckups who have been producing the idiotic WODs in the last couple of months.

birthday party training is over.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:00 am

Gary John wrote:
Its official, Couch is in training, cleaning up his act and tossing the royal fuckups who have been producing the idiotic WODs in the last couple of months.

If it were anyone else saying it, I'd call bullshit. Do you mean physical training, detox or both?

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:24 am

friedquads wrote:
T200 wrote:I think she looks like the fat Pig in a Poke Audrey from European Vacation.
If she acts anything like her, that means that she'll let him do ANYTHING to her.

In that pic she doesn't seem extra-thrilled about him hanging on her.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:52 am

Gary John wrote:As the thread goes south again. Reposting the same picture constantly shows true lack of commitment.

However, news for the lurking:

Its official, Couch is in training, cleaning up his act and tossing the royal fuckups who have been producing the idiotic WODs in the last couple of months.

As good as gone, Bony Pudding.
After the gaymes, Shaved Astroglide will have used up his usefulness.

Also, affiliates are not reupping.

Fixing the certs is way too late.

Wait, Bony and Shave are, or will be no more? That'll bring the entertainment value down if Bony and Couch don't get together for those awesome videos.

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:04 am

Confused wrote:That'll bring the entertainment value down if Bony and Couch don't get together for those awesome videos.

Fuck I'll drop 'em a few bucks to keep that shit going. I've paid to see comedians that didn't make me laugh that much.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:45 pm

: Lugo.jpg (49.1 KiB) Viewed 8469 times

If couch touched my wife like this I would soak her in bleach!

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:31 pm

CultBuster wrote:
Lugo.jpg
If couch touched my wife like this I would soak her in bleach!

You mean in this picture or when he did it with his dick?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:25 pm

Way to start the morning right: a trio of horsey faced andro honeys wearing no clothes. It's like standing on the dock at the rowing club.

Andro Friday came early this week.

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:50 pm

http://m.dailynews.com/ladn/db_/content ... ue#display

"It was absolutely amazing," a breathless Aporta said. "It's a euphoric feeling to challenge yourself against modern-day gladiators on a field like this - to put yourself to the test and no matter how tall, how short, how big, how small, how young or how old, you get to compete amongst your peers and be an athlete again."

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:52 pm

JohnnyBadAss wrote:http://m.dailynews.com/ladn/db_/content ... ue#display

"It was absolutely amazing," a breathless Aporta said. "It's a euphoric feeling to challenge yourself against modern-day gladiators on a field like this - to put yourself to the test and no matter how tall, how short, how big, how small, how young or how old, you get to compete amongst your peers and be an athlete again."

Huge lulz at that.

But great accompanying photo:

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:29 pm

Oh noezzzz. It looks like another insect dominated @fitters in the Oregon/Idaho sectionals. This lady has been @fitting for less than a year and GASP!!!! writes articles featured on bb.com!!!!!

Oh teh horrorz

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/masslegs.htm

Background in competitive powerlifting, rugby, ice hockey ...

http://maimed-by-marie.blogspot.com/200 ... chive.html

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:05 pm

Gonna miss you Boney:

Performing a wide variety of functional movements with (relatively) high intensity is what gives results, even if the technique isn't "proper." Now, our definition of proper technique is that which is most effective, efficient and safe, so of course we are highly supportive of it.

Paddy O'Furniture · Post by **Paddy O'Furniture** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:46 pm

Check out the new demo girl for the level 1 money train (click for full-sized eliteness)...

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:49 pm

Is that Nicole? I think she needs to cut her dose in half.

stosh · Post by **stosh** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:53 pm

New WOD? The XF Deuce Drop?

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:19 pm

This thread won't last long:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=56387

I thought you might be interested to know that the two winners of the SoCal sectionals this past weekend were collegiate track athletes. Ingrid Kantola was a heptathlete for UCLA and Storm Huie a 400m runner for UCI. I don't know about Ingrid, but since Storm trains at my affiliate, I know he's been doing CrossFit for just a shade under one year. It seems fairly self-evident to me that having the combination of strength, speed, power, and endurance that certain track and field events require will carry over once you learn the CrossFit-specific movement patterns, but there you have it. Both won by a fairly comfortable margin and I'll be eager to see how they do at regionals. Ingrid completely dominated, taking first in every workout without anyone particularly close behind her.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:29 pm

Paddy O'Furniture wrote:Check out the new demo girl for the level 1 money train (click for full-sized eliteness)...

http://www.crossfitmississauga.com/.a/6 ... /5baOZ.jpg

In the <30 seconds I devoted to the task, I couldn't find the specific image of the statue of a hoplite from antiquity which that pose was meant to evoke, but I don't think it's necessary to underline my basic point, which is that pretending to be a Spartan is kinda ghey.

IGX

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