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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Paddy O'Furniture wrote:Check out the new demo girl for the level 1 money train (click for full-sized eliteness)...

http://www.crossfitmississauga.com/.a/6 ... /5baOZ.jpg
In the <30 seconds I devoted to the task, I couldn't find the specific image of the statue of a hoplite from antiquity which that pose was meant to evoke, but I don't think it's necessary to underline my basic point, which is that pretending to be a Spartan is kinda ghey.
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It has gotten to the point where they are just fucking with people now. Not even TRYING to look ok, and those chalkboard videos are @fits way of saying that they can't bring couch out in public, so we will tape shit in his garage


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Look at him. Bloated features. Distended stomach. Droopy and bloodshot eyes. He has all the outward signs of an alchoholic. Let's not forget the incoherent speech and weaving during his videos's. The sheep continue to follow.


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More @fitters playing with their balls...I wonder what modal domain this thing broadens. It should be an effective "RRG Tester" once somebody lets go of it and mows down a few elite @fitters in the 4:30 "Domination of Other Athletes Through Competition, Not Debate" class...

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"No you gotta be nuts, I recommend barefoot"

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big_t2100 wrote:Image

"No you gotta be nuts, I recommend barefoot"

http://cbs5.com/video/[email protected]
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I can understand why the sheep would be defensive. When @fit was 500 "gyms" all the skinny, wash board ab cardio junkies got CRUSHED by a few of the stronger @fitters. Well, the cat is out of the bag in lots of places - REAL athletes are showing up and CRUSHING to little fruitcakes. D1 athletes are coming out of the wood work and dominating across modal domains.

It used to be "bring 'em in, we'll still win" to cry baby's like this douche:
When someone does come in, who has never done crossfit, doesn't follow its methodology, and wins the games, I will concede that there is a better way to train for broad fitness.
Now, it's NEVER DONE CROSSFIT. So, a D1 SS from Florida needs to know how to instinctively do a muscle-up before he could be crowned "king of the faggots"???

Khalipa did @fit for a year and people think he is a god. Amundson did mainpage for 5 years and couldn't qualify.

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Jesus, that video is fucking gay.
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coop wrote:Jesus, that video is fucking gay.
Gayer than Elton John's fanny pack.


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That "wall ball" exercise depicted above is a shawn sherk favorite, so it's probably pretty legit considering he knows a thing or two about mma training. But yes, xfitters can fag anything up.

It makes me smile that there is some track athlete dominance over some faggy crossfitters.

Also...that couch feller looks kind of boyish, in that "im a pussy" kind of way.
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Growing old is not for sissies.

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ab g-d wrote:Qien es mas macho?
Ricardo Montalban es mas macho!


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That was one of @fits finest moments. But you should have saved it for Friday.
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Paddy O'Furniture wrote:Check out the new demo girl for the level 1 money train (click for full-sized eliteness)...

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Oh damn. I know this guy personally. He's a firefighter and actually a decent guy. Sadly, he's under the impression that douchfit will make him fight fires more awesomely.


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Douchefit+Wushu for firefighter kick ass-ness?
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How could anyone (like Greg Everett) argue that @Fers need better OLY form after watching that video?

From the comments:
6. Rog wrote...

March 15, 2010 11:40 AM

Molly Tuman - another darn near elite athlete BEFORE finding cf, that comes in and dominates cf'ers.

"Our workouts are competitive events. The strength and value of crossfit lies entirely in our dominance of other athletes. This is a truth divined through competition, not debate."

Looks to me like "other athletes" are kicking major butt.

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10. Mike replied to comment from Rog...

March 15, 2010 1:45 PM

And yet those athletes come to our arena and enjoy the competition. Truth is, those people that you claim are not crossfitters are doing constantly varied, high intesity training already. Just because they don't call it crossfit doesn't mean they don't train with similar methods.

11. Damon - Wasatch replied to comment from Rog...

March 15, 2010 2:29 PM

How is this in any way a refutation of Crossfit? In most sports genetically gifted athletes rise to the top. Molly is a trainer at an Affiliate and has several CF certifications so it's not like she came in off the street and won. As the sport gets bigger I'm sure we'll see plenty more people who were world class in other sports spend 6-12 months WOD'ing and do very well. What do you expect to happen when gifted athletes meet a superior stimulus?
Elite athletes in real sports using "constantly varied" training? Show them to me. Next thing you know, @Fers will be saying 5/3/1 is "constantly varied" because you increase the weights each month and the final AMRAP set might be a different rep number each time.

Real sport elite athletes don't call their training "@F" because @F (defined as the mainpage WOD and nothing else, as it always should be) sucks ass and they wouldn't do it. Elite athletes have plans. Elite athletes compete on certain days, never EVERY DAY. Elite athletes come in to @F and kick full-time @Fers' asses because they are coordinated, strong, and explosive from their REAL SPORT training. They also know how to prep and taper.

I can't wait until some real elite athlete comes in, wins the Gaymes, and in the post-interview says..."Shit no I don't do @F training! @F training sucks donkey balls. Don't you ever say I do @F."

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some douche wrote:
As the sport gets bigger I'm sure we'll see plenty more people who were world class in other sports spend 6-12 months WOD'ing and do very well. What do you expect to happen when gifted athletes meet a superior stimulus?
@fit is NOT a sport! Everytime I read something like this it sends me into a blind rage, and I want to go all MarcoFP and piss on the door of my local affiliate.
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Quack Attack wrote:
ab g-d wrote: I can't wait until some real elite athlete comes in, wins the Gaymes, and in the post-interview says..."Shit no I don't do @F training! @F training sucks donkey balls. Don't you ever say I do @F."
I still haven't figured out why Josh Everett hasn't done this yet.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:
some douche wrote:
As the sport gets bigger I'm sure we'll see plenty more people who were world class in other sports spend 6-12 months WOD'ing and do very well. What do you expect to happen when gifted athletes meet a superior stimulus?
@fit is NOT a sport! Everytime I read something like this it sends me into a blind rage, and I want to go all MarcoFP and piss on the door of my local affiliate.
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=D> =D> =D>
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Grim Hamundarson wrote:
That was one of @fits finest moments. But you should have saved it for Friday.

Never too early. Thank you for that.

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Is numba one that bat shit crazy bitch?

(perhaps that not descriptive enough)

The kipping pulling queen with the crazy eyes?
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lasalle wrote:
ab g-d wrote:Qien es mas macho?
Ricardo Montalban es mas macho!
No, no. Lloyd Bridges es mas macho.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:...


Never too early. ...

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Holy frontal displacement 8-[

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