The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
so, skimming the results in that deadlift WOD, it seems that the median max DL for males 180-220 is 315-ish.
Elite, eh?
Elite, eh?
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Another self-righteous cunt instilling Glassman's brilliant exercise methods into impressionable minds:

Luckily, she's Level 1 certified so you know she knows her shit.
Luckily, she's Level 1 certified so you know she knows her shit.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Onan The Barbarian »
Only mention of anything above 465 that isn't a fail is a "495, 515 (old PR), 525 (new PR)". Also a 585 fail. All the same guy. Who puts 10 lbs on their 515lb PR, then tries a 60lbs jump?
Nothing big in metric either, so it's not like they are hiding from my regular expression scanning powers using metric.
Nothing big in metric either, so it's not like they are hiding from my regular expression scanning powers using metric.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Jag Panzer »
Don't worry, with Crossfit he won't have to worry about pulling anything over 500 for quite awhile.Onan The Barbarian wrote:Only mention of anything above 465 that isn't a fail is a "495, 515 (old PR), 525 (new PR)". Also a 585 fail. All the same guy. Who puts 10 lbs on their 515lb PR, then tries a 60lbs jump?
Nothing big in metric either, so it's not like they are hiding from my regular expression scanning powers using metric.
That is to say, until he stops doing Crossfit.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Mountebank »
"Fitarded"...note orange shirts in the video here.
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/CFGa ... lights.wmv
Fitness...made retarded. How utterly perfect a description.
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/CFGa ... lights.wmv
Fitness...made retarded. How utterly perfect a description.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Paddy O'Furniture »
While we're on the subject, here are some more highlights from the SoCal stadium look-at-me-tional linked above...
I know @fitters love navel gazing, but WTF?

The @F Hollywood shirts say "Fitarded" on the back. How appropriate...

Bicep tear in 3, 2, 1, GO!

This vid's pretty light on the andro, but there are a few honorable mentions. Tomorrow the andro will flow like the mighty Mississippi.
Mrs. Bicep Tear?

Nice rack. Nice bar position, too...

I'd like to thrusther...

Sleep well, gents and lesbo!
I know @fitters love navel gazing, but WTF?

The @F Hollywood shirts say "Fitarded" on the back. How appropriate...

Bicep tear in 3, 2, 1, GO!

This vid's pretty light on the andro, but there are a few honorable mentions. Tomorrow the andro will flow like the mighty Mississippi.
Mrs. Bicep Tear?

Nice rack. Nice bar position, too...

I'd like to thrusther...

Sleep well, gents and lesbo!
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Turdacious »
Don't hate on Eva T.Paddy O'Furniture wrote:While we're on the subject, here are some more highlights from the SoCal stadium look-at-me-tional linked above...
I know @fitters love navel gazing, but WTF?
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Re: The couch thread
It gets worse when you follow the trail of her posts in that thread. She's openly trolling the cf forum pimping herself out to anyone who will respond. How sad her little kids will eventually read all that bullshit.WildGorillaMan wrote:She's got a bleeding barbell and a Terry Goodkind quote tattooed on her, and we're the idiots?
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Re: The couch thread
Post by T-L »
Maybe she will see your post and STFU due to her kids. She clearly is a troll on this forum, as she has stated as much. BTW Tamara, since you are so into posting near nude photos of yourself, and you are obnoxious and arrogant, how about you post some nudes of yourself for us? You're almost there with the bikini's so what's a little less clothing? Of course, the pictures of you and the other Andro stretching your sweaty selves nude is preferred, but we would all love to see you undressed..... Come on Tamara, take it off. Take it all off.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Yes I Have Balls »
Hey - Tamara Cohen you fucking jew cunt. Show us your tits!
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Re: The couch thread
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Tamara is a cunt and I feel sorry that her kids have a cunt for a mother.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Turdacious »
http://jwa.org/feminism/_html/JWA100.htmTamara Cohen is a Jewish feminist writer, activist and educator. She currently works as the Director of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Affairs at the University of Florida and the once-a-month Spiritual Leader of the Greater Washington Connecticut Coalition for Jewish Life.
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Re: The couch thread
The cancer has now spread to my quiet corner of rural England, even the kookyballs cannot withstand their eliteness.
http://www.crossfitshropshire.com/kettl ... struction/
More top end athleticism from the same crew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRhLzU3x0oA
http://www.crossfitshropshire.com/kettl ... struction/
More top end athleticism from the same crew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRhLzU3x0oA
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Dan Martin »
l'chaimThe Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:http://jwa.org/feminism/_html/JWA100.htmTamara Cohen is a Jewish feminist writer, activist and educator. She currently works as the Director of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Affairs at the University of Florida and the once-a-month Spiritual Leader of the Greater Washington Connecticut Coalition for Jewish Life.
Shomer Shabbos.
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Re: The couch thread
Nick, what the hell have you been up to??NickF wrote:The cancer has now spread to my quiet corner of rural England, even the kookyballs cannot withstand their eliteness.
http://www.crossfitshropshire.com/kettl ... struction/
More top end athleticism from the same crew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRhLzU3x0oA
Hope things are going well for you
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Re: The couch thread
They seem to be a pretty open-minded group she works with, but I gotta figure even transgenderers and spiritual leaders would toss her if they knew she was a proud member of a cult that worships a drunk. Everyone draws the line somewhere.The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:http://jwa.org/feminism/_html/JWA100.htmTamara Cohen is a Jewish feminist writer, activist and educator. She currently works as the Director of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Affairs at the University of Florida and the once-a-month Spiritual Leader of the Greater Washington Connecticut Coalition for Jewish Life.

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LOLL @ "Jewish Feminism"...that will find a nice place on the ludicrous oxymoron shelf next to "Nazi Zionists".

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Maybe she's a big fan of Leonard Nimoy.Fat Cat wrote:LOLL @ "Jewish Feminism"...that will find a nice place on the ludicrous oxymoron shelf next to "Nazi Zionists".
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Ditto.Dave wrote:NickF wrote:The cancer has now spread to my quiet corner of rural England, even the kookyballs cannot withstand their eliteness.
http://www.crossfitshropshire.com/kettl ... struction/
More top end athleticism from the same crew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRhLzU3x0oA
Hope things are going well for you
A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
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"Dumbass motherfuckers pay me money, blahblahblahhoochramble, drink beer, blahblahblahoochramble, margarita, blahblahhoochramble, pastrami sammich, hoochramble, yup."
Best I can make out.
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Re: The couch thread
Ride bikes with me then you drank margaritas with me. and Fran.rjudo wrote:"Dumbass motherfuckers pay me money, blahblahblahhoochramble, drink beer, blahblahblahoochramble, margarita, blahblahhoochramble, pastrami sammich, hoochramble, yup."
Best I can make out.

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