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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Right, so the cunt cohen doesn't care about aesthetics? And yet when she takes these pics, she crosses her legs to give herself a skinnier profile.

WildGorillaMan wrote:Jury's out until we see dat ass.

protobuilder wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Jury's out until we see dat ass.

Anorexics have no ass.

/discussion

CFB wrote:Translation, please...

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... BizPRE.wmv

Pudding: If I’m an affiliate, or I’m a trainer, and I’m not as busy or as financially successful or or having as much fun or or whatever criteria I have, I’m not as successful as I wanna be, what you’re saying here is the subtle differences between muscles firing (couch wobbles and grabs for anything to steady himself) and to finding mid-line stabilization is probably not my problem.

Couch: No no, of course not. I asked a kid recently if he was doing anything socially with his clients, and his response was you know, that could be a weakness right there. And I thought that was funny, huh huh, you know, huh huh, "could be a weakness," huh huh.

Pudding: (forced sycophantic laughter) Yes it is!

Couch: Cuz a guy that has some interaction, thinks it’s a lot.

Pudding: Right.

Couch: You know?

Pudding: Right.

Couch: And people that have constant interaction don’t even really get the queshun. And that wuzh Lauren and I’s life. We didn’t have…we didn’t… I didn’t…drink beer with people that didn’t train with us.

Pudding: Huh.

Couch: If you rode bikes with me, and me and you dra…did margaritas with us.
And Fran. Huh huh.

Pudding: Heh.

Couch: (grabs file cabinet for balance) And uh that kind of integration, and I mean look, if you if you uh like no I want a sharp demarcation, I’m an accountant and I come home at 5 o’clock when the whistle blows and you know Fruh Flimstum style you’re off, um, if- if you would dread to run into your average clients for a pastrami sandwich after , at the end of the day, eh, you’re in the wrong line of work.

Pudding: You might have a great knowledge, of , of, the physical components of movement, but you’re in the wrong line of work.

Couch: (nods wisely, gin blossoms all aglow.)

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Well, @fit Athens sucks andro-babe wise. They do have 100s of pics of people lying around on the ground after a workout for some reason.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

CFB wrote:Translation, please...

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... BizPRE.wmv

Translated by "a friend of ours"

Pudding: If I’m an affiliate, or I’m a trainer, and I’m not as busy or as financially successful or or having as much fun or or whatever criteria I have, I’m not as successful as I wanna be, what you’re saying here is the subtle differences between muscles firing (couch wobbles and grabs for anything to steady himself) and to finding mid-line stabilization is probably not my problem.

Couch: No no, of course not. I asked a kid recently if he was doing anything socially with his clients, and his response was you know, that could be a weakness right there. And I thought that was funny, huh huh, you know, huh huh, "could be a weakness," huh huh.

Pudding: (forced sycophantic laughter) Yes it is!

Couch: Cuz a guy that has some interaction, thinks it’s a lot.

Pudding: Right.

Couch: You know?

Pudding: Right.

Couch: And people that have constant interaction don’t even really get the queshun. And that wuzh Lauren and I’s life. We didn’t have…we didn’t… I didn’t…drink beer with people that didn’t train with us.

Pudding: Huh.

Couch: If you rode bikes with me, and me and you dra…did margaritas with us.
And Fran. Huh huh.

Pudding: Heh.

Couch: (grabs file cabinet for balance) And uh that kind of integration, and I mean look, if you if you uh like no I want a sharp demarcation, I’m an accountant and I come home at 5 o’clock when the whistle blows and you know Fruh Flimstum style you’re off, um, if- if you would dread to run into your average clients for a pastrami sandwich after , at the end of the day, eh, you’re in the wrong line of work.

Pudding: You might have a great knowledge, of , of, the physical components of movement, but you’re in the wrong line of work.

Couch: (nods wisely, gin blossoms all aglow.)

protobuilder wrote:
And Couch found his perfect line of work: internet marketing. No knowledge or experience required, just talk a good game and let the morons fill your pockets.

Trip wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Well, @fit Athens sucks andro-babe wise. They do have 100s of pics of people lying around on the ground after a workout for some reason.

If that's my Athens the hotties here don't do @fit - they jog around the Univ campus half nekkid.

big_t2100 wrote:Yes please......Love me some Shari Baby!

WildGorillaMan wrote:Outstanding, Paddy. Simply outstanding.

protobuilder wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

CFB wrote:Translation, please...

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... BizPRE.wmv

Translated by "a friend of ours"

Pudding: If I’m an affiliate, or I’m a trainer, and I’m not as busy or as financially successful or or having as much fun or or whatever criteria I have, I’m not as successful as I wanna be, what you’re saying here is the subtle differences between muscles firing (couch wobbles and grabs for anything to steady himself) and to finding mid-line stabilization is probably not my problem.

Couch: No no, of course not. I asked a kid recently if he was doing anything socially with his clients, and his response was you know, that could be a weakness right there. And I thought that was funny, huh huh, you know, huh huh, "could be a weakness," huh huh.

Pudding: (forced sycophantic laughter) Yes it is!

Couch: Cuz a guy that has some interaction, thinks it’s a lot.

Pudding: Right.

Couch: You know?

Pudding: Right.

Couch: And people that have constant interaction don’t even really get the queshun. And that wuzh Lauren and I’s life. We didn’t have…we didn’t… I didn’t…drink beer with people that didn’t train with us.

Pudding: Huh.

Couch: If you rode bikes with me, and me and you dra…did margaritas with us.
And Fran. Huh huh.

Pudding: Heh.

Couch: (grabs file cabinet for balance) And uh that kind of integration, and I mean look, if you if you uh like no I want a sharp demarcation, I’m an accountant and I come home at 5 o’clock when the whistle blows and you know Fruh Flimstum style you’re off, um, if- if you would dread to run into your average clients for a pastrami sandwich after , at the end of the day, eh, you’re in the wrong line of work.

Pudding: You might have a great knowledge, of , of, the physical components of movement, but you’re in the wrong line of work.

Couch: (nods wisely, gin blossoms all aglow.)

And Couch found his perfect line of work: internet marketing. No knowledge or experience required, just talk a good game and let the morons fill your pockets.

A year into owning an affiliate, I know that truer words have never been spoken. It is 99% about building relationships of trust, and 1% about knowing your stuff.

T200 wrote:"Knowing you stuff" is not all that relevant when you are training idiots to be good at being faggots. True knowledges fa sho.

Ed Zachary wrote:

T200 wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:

Very nice!

T200 wrote:@Fit Foozball's first legit achievement!

Props Welbourne!