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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Right, so the cunt cohen doesn't care about aesthetics? And yet when she takes these pics, she crosses her legs to give herself a skinnier profile.

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Now with a different bikini?? Hmmmm.....
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Jury's out until we see dat ass.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Jury's out until we see dat ass.
Anorexics have no ass.

/discussion
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Moar Tamara:

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LOL at her actually believing she is hot. 5 out of 10, maybe a 6 for being in shape if I was on 30-40mg of Valium.

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protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Jury's out until we see dat ass.
Anorexics have no ass.

/discussion

Shh. I know. I'm trying to goad her into it.
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Translated by "a friend of ours"
Pudding: If I’m an affiliate, or I’m a trainer, and I’m not as busy or as financially successful or or having as much fun or or whatever criteria I have, I’m not as successful as I wanna be, what you’re saying here is the subtle differences between muscles firing (couch wobbles and grabs for anything to steady himself) and to finding mid-line stabilization is probably not my problem.

Couch: No no, of course not. I asked a kid recently if he was doing anything socially with his clients, and his response was you know, that could be a weakness right there. And I thought that was funny, huh huh, you know, huh huh, "could be a weakness," huh huh.

Pudding: (forced sycophantic laughter) Yes it is!

Couch: Cuz a guy that has some interaction, thinks it’s a lot.

Pudding: Right.

Couch: You know?

Pudding: Right.

Couch: And people that have constant interaction don’t even really get the queshun. And that wuzh Lauren and I’s life. We didn’t have…we didn’t… I didn’t…drink beer with people that didn’t train with us.

Pudding: Huh.

Couch: If you rode bikes with me, and me and you dra…did margaritas with us.
And Fran. Huh huh.

Pudding: Heh.

Couch: (grabs file cabinet for balance) And uh that kind of integration, and I mean look, if you if you uh like no I want a sharp demarcation, I’m an accountant and I come home at 5 o’clock when the whistle blows and you know Fruh Flimstum style you’re off, um, if- if you would dread to run into your average clients for a pastrami sandwich after , at the end of the day, eh, you’re in the wrong line of work.

Pudding: You might have a great knowledge, of , of, the physical components of movement, but you’re in the wrong line of work.

Couch: (nods wisely, gin blossoms all aglow.)

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Well, @fit Athens sucks andro-babe wise. They do have 100s of pics of people lying around on the ground after a workout for some reason.
If that's my Athens the hotties here don't do @fit - they jog around the Univ campus half nekkid.


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Translated by "a friend of ours"
Pudding: If I’m an affiliate, or I’m a trainer, and I’m not as busy or as financially successful or or having as much fun or or whatever criteria I have, I’m not as successful as I wanna be, what you’re saying here is the subtle differences between muscles firing (couch wobbles and grabs for anything to steady himself) and to finding mid-line stabilization is probably not my problem.

Couch: No no, of course not. I asked a kid recently if he was doing anything socially with his clients, and his response was you know, that could be a weakness right there. And I thought that was funny, huh huh, you know, huh huh, "could be a weakness," huh huh.

Pudding: (forced sycophantic laughter) Yes it is!

Couch: Cuz a guy that has some interaction, thinks it’s a lot.

Pudding: Right.

Couch: You know?

Pudding: Right.

Couch: And people that have constant interaction don’t even really get the queshun. And that wuzh Lauren and I’s life. We didn’t have…we didn’t… I didn’t…drink beer with people that didn’t train with us.

Pudding: Huh.

Couch: If you rode bikes with me, and me and you dra…did margaritas with us.
And Fran. Huh huh.

Pudding: Heh.

Couch: (grabs file cabinet for balance) And uh that kind of integration, and I mean look, if you if you uh like no I want a sharp demarcation, I’m an accountant and I come home at 5 o’clock when the whistle blows and you know Fruh Flimstum style you’re off, um, if- if you would dread to run into your average clients for a pastrami sandwich after , at the end of the day, eh, you’re in the wrong line of work.

Pudding: You might have a great knowledge, of , of, the physical components of movement, but you’re in the wrong line of work.

Couch: (nods wisely, gin blossoms all aglow.)
And Couch found his perfect line of work: internet marketing. No knowledge or experience required, just talk a good game and let the morons fill your pockets.
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protobuilder wrote:
And Couch found his perfect line of work: internet marketing. No knowledge or experience required, just talk a good game and let the morons fill your pockets.
Even-Esh get to him at a cert?
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Yes please......Love me some Shari Baby!
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Trip wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Well, @fit Athens sucks andro-babe wise. They do have 100s of pics of people lying around on the ground after a workout for some reason.
If that's my Athens the hotties here don't do @fit - they jog around the Univ campus half nekkid.

pics nao

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big_t2100 wrote:Yes please......Love me some Shari Baby!
Shari, post some new pics for the season.
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Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.

Go find some new material!
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Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.

Go find some new material!
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Outstanding, Paddy. Simply outstanding.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Outstanding, Paddy. Simply outstanding.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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protobuilder wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Translated by "a friend of ours"
Pudding: If I’m an affiliate, or I’m a trainer, and I’m not as busy or as financially successful or or having as much fun or or whatever criteria I have, I’m not as successful as I wanna be, what you’re saying here is the subtle differences between muscles firing (couch wobbles and grabs for anything to steady himself) and to finding mid-line stabilization is probably not my problem.

Couch: No no, of course not. I asked a kid recently if he was doing anything socially with his clients, and his response was you know, that could be a weakness right there. And I thought that was funny, huh huh, you know, huh huh, "could be a weakness," huh huh.

Pudding: (forced sycophantic laughter) Yes it is!

Couch: Cuz a guy that has some interaction, thinks it’s a lot.

Pudding: Right.

Couch: You know?

Pudding: Right.

Couch: And people that have constant interaction don’t even really get the queshun. And that wuzh Lauren and I’s life. We didn’t have…we didn’t… I didn’t…drink beer with people that didn’t train with us.

Pudding: Huh.

Couch: If you rode bikes with me, and me and you dra…did margaritas with us.
And Fran. Huh huh.

Pudding: Heh.

Couch: (grabs file cabinet for balance) And uh that kind of integration, and I mean look, if you if you uh like no I want a sharp demarcation, I’m an accountant and I come home at 5 o’clock when the whistle blows and you know Fruh Flimstum style you’re off, um, if- if you would dread to run into your average clients for a pastrami sandwich after , at the end of the day, eh, you’re in the wrong line of work.

Pudding: You might have a great knowledge, of , of, the physical components of movement, but you’re in the wrong line of work.

Couch: (nods wisely, gin blossoms all aglow.)
And Couch found his perfect line of work: internet marketing. No knowledge or experience required, just talk a good game and let the morons fill your pockets.
The masses agree:
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"Knowing you stuff" is not all that relevant when you are training idiots to be good at being faggots. True knowledges fa sho.
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T200 wrote:"Knowing you stuff" is not all that relevant when you are training idiots to be good at being faggots. True knowledges fa sho.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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And now some straight up faggotry.
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Ignore the faggot on the left.
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Retardation in nature.
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This looks like a cougar who will fucking eat you for realz.
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Ed Zachary wrote: Image
Very nice!
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T200 wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote: Image
Very nice!
Yeap.

Found that at @fit Foozball of all places.
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@Fit Foozball's first legit achievement!

Props Welbourne!
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T200 wrote:@Fit Foozball's first legit achievement!

Props Welbourne!
She doesn't train there. It must've been a cert.

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