The couch thread

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:26 pm

Jezebel Jones wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:http://img514.imageshack.us/i/img0186.mp4/

I just have to say, awesome sig, Jezzy. Tho' the original has a truly awful alternate text.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 1:41 pm

That was Diesel Weasel-esque in it's virtuousity.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:20 pm

Steve Rakow
Affiliate

Profile:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Bishopville MD
Posts: 320 Re: Dede

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug Blankenship
I can't believe more CF'ers haven't shared there condolences. RIP Dede.

Doug,

I'm not sure how you found out about this, but I just learned of it late today. I just discussed this with some other affiliate owners who were unaware as well. The title of the thread "Dede" tells us nothing about a CrossFitter passing away. This is very sad indeed and the entire CrossFit community is saddened by the loss of one of our own.

I wish there had been more info put out there. We can all learn from tragedies like this.

Steve
__________________
Steve Rakow
CrossFit Ocean City Maryland

I knew about it the day it happened. It was on CF site and on FB and on Twitter and on IGX. You motherfuckers lurk here enough to know. It's amazing how they all know the minute that someone says anything about @fit (Rip, Kilgore, T-Nation) but can't find out when someone dies at an affilate. I found out that Couch called with "condolences" but it sounded vey "West coast sleazy"

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 2:23 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:http://img514.imageshack.us/i/img0186.mp4/

I just have to say, awesome sig, Jezzy. Tho' the original has a truly awful alternate text.

Thanks!

kitosho · Post by **kitosho** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:16 pm

So sad to hear this. That someone could die doing what they love though isn't a bad way to go - it's the ultimate modal domain.

Does HQ have a charity set up?

died doing what she loved? yes, i'm sure dede's greatest passion in life was laying in hospital beds while bleeding internally on a massive scale

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:17 pm

North Carolina has some serious ass running around. I was in Wilmington about two years ago and it was better than most places in that regard. More movie and TV shoots go on there than any place except L.A. and NYC. I figure that contributes nicely to the scenery.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:26 pm

Botototo wrote:
chi wrote:
Botototo wrote:"So sad to hear this. That someone could die doing what they love though isn't a bad way to go - it's the ultimate modal domain."

You have got to be fucking me
serious, where? link?
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showpost. ... stcount=22

Given how they spend all their free time yapping on the HQ forums, it's odd that neither Renee "Quisling" Lee nor Tamara "I'm not insecure, here's a pic to prove it" Cohen have offered their condolences, nor have they jumped in there to hijack the thread and talk about themselves.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:03 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Given how they spend all their free time yapping on the HQ forums, it's odd that neither Renee "Quisling" Lee nor Tamara "I'm not insecure, here's a pic to prove it" Cohen have offered their condolences, nor have they jumped in there to hijack the thread and talk about themselves.

This.

Just continues to fuel my hate.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:05 pm

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:North Carolina has some serious ass running around. I was in Wilmington about two years ago and it was better than most places in that regard. More movie and TV shoots go on there than any place except L.A. and NYC. I figure that contributes nicely to the scenery.

Wilmington is loaded with poon. Chapel Hill and Raleigh have some hot ass but Wilmington definitely has us beat.

kitosho · Post by **kitosho** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:35 pm

DEATH: THE FINAL MODAL DOMAIN

hopefully the cult will have an Afterlife Efficacy clinic, $1000 a pop, and everyone there will literally drink the kool-aid

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:59 pm

kitosho wrote:DEATH: THE FINAL MODAL DOMAIN

hopefully the cult will have an Afterlife Efficacy clinic, $1000 a pop, and everyone there will literally drink the kool-aid

I think I will get a t-shirt made with this saying and wear it to the gaymes. Although I think the douche used ultimate. Either way......

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:00 pm

"Quisling" LOL.

kitosho · Post by **kitosho** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:13 pm

Can't you see this shit happening though? A small, albeit loud, branch of the CF sheep will start praising those who workout to the point of death. Athletic Absolution. Sacrafice everything for the sake of CrossFit: Join and die happily, or live a life plagued by doubt, fear, and women with >6% bodyfat!

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:27 pm

LOL which one of you guys is Chris Fiser?

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=759688

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:32 pm

kitosho wrote:Join and die happily, or live a life plagued by doubt, fear, and women with >6% bodyfat!

Just like Amway!

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:40 am

kreator wrote:LOL which one of you guys is Chris Fiser?

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=759688

They're certainly not afraid to eat their own, are they?

PeterNorth · Post by **PeterNorth** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:45 am

How did you knobs miss this:

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Agai ... rious7.wmv

The best is how the guy at the start is bragging about creating something awesome, how proud he is, and then you discover it is high rep heavy weightlifting in a fatigued state with dumb rules (hands stay on bar, bouncing allowed, seriously bouncing cleans, no proper setup possible). Injury remains not a mathematical reality despite people taking knees, almost smashing knees into elbows. 40 seconds/7 reps so about 5 seconds a rep, awesome. What the hell is a 7 rep max clean. No one even says anything in comments either except praise. It's honestly amazing.

Edit: Couch has a squat, unlike Dan John http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... review.wmv

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:58 pm

I cannpt poat all of the thread because it is Barry Cooper long, but it was the funniest fucking thing I have read in a bit. It's so bad that I couldn't tell if it were someone ripping on @fitters.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... e9&t=56751

What if I hadn't found Crossfit? (and this is at random)

I would never have found War Peace
I would never have read Michael Polin
I would still be eating McDonalds
I would think fat is bad
I would be bodybuilding
I would still be wearing Asics shoes wit lots of support
I wouldn't know about POSE
I wouldn't drink olive oil
I wouldn't appreciate the outdooors
Vibram 5 s
Kettle Bells
Random lifting of random things
Running free
Riding my bike for miles
I wouldn't have got through having a stroke and coming out the other side better than when I suffered it
You guys know who you are. You helped me though it.
Jay Cohen
Bacon
Meat muffins
Paleo Cookies
Olympic Lifts
Kefir - I drink it every day
Goose and duck fat
Sweet Potatoes
Skipping Ropes
Rosstraining
Pullups
Nike Frees
Literature
I remember once I said I was going to be in New York and got invited to train with a group of guys randomly on the board
UFC - I always loved it and it's loved here
Green leafy veggies
Coconut oil
Making my own nut butters
Not giving a **** about what you wear in the gym
Lifting shoes
Zone diet? No but Paleo yes. To a degree
Not preaching about food but just live and let live
Gomad
Starting Strength
Gymnastics
Coach Sumner
Recipes
Loving and really appreciating the outdoors - really this is HUGE

Jees - I got advice on feeding my baby!

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:05 pm

CultBuster wrote:
What if I hadn't found Crossfit? (and this is at random)

I remember once I said I was going to be in New York and got invited to train with a group of guys randomly on the board

Obvious cockjumping is obvious as hell.

shownuff71 · Post by **shownuff71** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:05 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:LOL which one of you guys is Chris Fiser?

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=759688
They're certainly not afraid to eat their own, are they?

I tried to join their board and was denied

these people have mommy issues, the fact that they actually went through some method of verification based on name and location concerns me. Cults do this...weird fuckers there for sure.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:07 pm

PeterNorth wrote:How did you knobs miss this:

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Agai ... rious7.wmv

The best is how the guy at the start is bragging about creating something awesome, how proud he is, and then you discover it is high rep heavy weightlifting in a fatigued state with dumb rules (hands stay on bar, bouncing allowed, seriously bouncing cleans, no proper setup possible). Injury remains not a mathematical reality despite people taking knees, almost smashing knees into elbows. 40 seconds/7 reps so about 5 seconds a rep, awesome. What the hell is a 7 rep max clean. No one even says anything in comments either except praise. It's honestly amazing.

Edit: Couch has a squat, unlike Dan John http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... review.wmv

Firstly, how did this homo escape the pink name?

Secondly, that Gaymes video was fucking awesome. So much amusement in one short clip.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:53 pm

I could not figure out why everyone was not bouncing if that was ok, like the guy at 2:15 - he's got it figured out.
It's not an olympic lifting competition.
Did the observers pay to watch that? lulz

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:01 pm

T200 wrote:
Secondly, that Gaymes video was fucking awesome. So much amusement in one short clip.

Plenty of douchenfreude, but coulda used more andro. The lack of same indicates that the camera guy is in all probability an avowed cockjumper.

Somewhere in NE, a physiotherapist just made a large down payment on a shiny new beemer.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:18 pm

When I heard that "he" said "Dan John has no squat," that still remains the oddest thing ever said about me. I admit, I struggle with Air Squats, but when you look over my body of work as an athlete (605 Back Squat for three Olympic Style, no belt, no wraps, deep), a competitive, on the platform, at a meet, snatch with 314, hundreds of Front Squats over 400) and my work with athletes (I invented the Goblet Squat long before, like the Slosh Pipe, it was invented by someone else...just because "you say so" on your website doesn't make it true), it is simply silly.

I have another skill: I can stand motionless while talking.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:19 pm

CultBuster wrote:I cannpt poat all of the thread because it is Barry Cooper long, but it was the funniest fucking thing I have read in a bit. It's so bad that I couldn't tell if it were someone ripping on @fitters.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... e9&t=56751

What if I hadn't found Crossfit? (and this is at random)

I would never have found War Peace
I would never have read Michael Polin
I would still be eating McDonalds
I would think fat is bad
I would be bodybuilding
I would still be wearing Asics shoes wit lots of support
I wouldn't know about POSE
I wouldn't drink olive oil
I wouldn't appreciate the outdooors
Vibram 5 s
Kettle Bells
Random lifting of random things
Running free
Riding my bike for miles
I wouldn't have got through having a stroke and coming out the other side better than when I suffered it
You guys know who you are. You helped me though it.
Jay Cohen
Bacon
Meat muffins
Paleo Cookies
Olympic Lifts
Kefir - I drink it every day
Goose and duck fat
Sweet Potatoes
Skipping Ropes
Rosstraining
Pullups
Nike Frees
Literature
I remember once I said I was going to be in New York and got invited to train with a group of guys randomly on the board
UFC - I always loved it and it's loved here
Green leafy veggies
Coconut oil
Making my own nut butters
Not giving a **** about what you wear in the gym
Lifting shoes
Zone diet? No but Paleo yes. To a degree
Not preaching about food but just live and let live
Gomad
Starting Strength
Gymnastics
Coach Sumner
Recipes
Loving and really appreciating the outdoors - really this is HUGE

Jees - I got advice on feeding my baby!

Meat muffins? Is that like a meat muppet?

IGX

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