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Gin Master wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Well, let's hope that Eddie and Lisa and their children all come together as a more experienced, wiser family.
That whole thing reminds me of "Indecent Proposal." Hope the $$ was worth it.
maybe Eddie has a cuckold fetish that went horribly horribly wrong
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Just for fun, a Pukie's bucket thread on whether or not someone is "strong".

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=56608

All the usual suspects are involved in the discussion. Lots of chest-beating and general pissiness.
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syaigh wrote:Just for fun, a Pukie's bucket thread on whether or not someone is "strong".

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=56608

All the usual suspects are involved in the discussion. Lots of chest-beating and general pissiness.
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syaigh wrote:Just for fun, a Pukie's bucket thread on whether or not someone is "strong".

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=56608

All the usual suspects are involved in the discussion. Lots of chest-beating and general pissiness.
Bwahahaha

I love how a 400 pound squat isn't strong and yet you don't see many 400# squats when they do the @fit total on the main page.

I love all the fags I know getting into Crossfit here locally.

They tell me about this sweet new training program and I just smile and nod.
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Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.

Go find some new material!
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re glasshole and lugobitch--if he both dumps her and downgrades her at work, does he expose himself to potential liability re sexual misconduct in the workplace?

fuck the boss and make money. the boss tires of you, your pay gets cut.

can you do that shit?
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Attila the Hungry wrote:re glasshole and lugobitch--if he both dumps her and downgrades her at work, does he expose himself to potential liability re sexual misconduct in the workplace?

fuck the boss and make money. the boss tires of you, your pay gets cut.

can you do that shit?
Hmmmm. . . paying employees for sex. Prostitution and sexual harassment. I think they're both screwed, or not. Depends on how you look at it.
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Guess it largely depends on how Leeza takes the pay cut. My guess is that even if couch cuts the pay by 30%, she is still making a shit ton of money by most people's standards.


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I can't believe they are actually putting this up in gyms now. Upper left corner. I didn't photoshop this.
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I, for one, am glad to see Greg back at the helm of one of the finest fitness programs in the world. I'm sure that with his vision and leadership, Crossfit will regain its momentum and dominate where others fail.

Forging elite fitness; the fittest forging the elite! Welcome back, Coach!

If you need any help in fixing the holes in the empire, please let me know. You've got my number.


. . .oh, and I heard that Lugo is a screamer. Any truth to that? Got video?
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You're a goddamn champ, Paddy.
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Its still Andro Friday on the West Coast....I am lovin' on Barky!!

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Looks like the blue Inov-8's joining the VFF's as newest cult gold standard footwear?

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Inov-8's are the shit (I've got the x-talon 212s)...along with Barky's ass hanging out of her workout panties.

This thread still sucks.

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Looks like the blue Inov-8's joining the VFF's as newest cult gold standard footwear?
Really? Thats all you got out of that picture?
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Albany @fit keepin' it classy
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Not only do @Fers not compete in real sports, it seems they don't even really know how to compete properly...
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Quack Attack wrote:Not only do @Fers not compete in real sports, it seems they don't even really know how to compete properly...

As WGM said above, keepin' it classy.
Well, with the pus-weeping sores on his palms, and the chalk-caked bloody bandages, of course he can't shake your hand.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:Not only do @Fers not compete in real sports, it seems they don't even really know how to compete properly...

As WGM said above, keepin' it classy.
Well, with the pus-weeping sores on his palms, and the chalk-caked bloody bandages, of course he can't shake your hand.
In real sports, shaking hands is a sign of respect. So why would anyone want to shake hands with an @fitter? :finga:

Nice to see that they are still keeping it classy by "honouring" people by naming WODs after them.
Big Titty Ex-Couch Wife wrote:Saturday 100424

"Paul"

Five rounds for time of:
50 Double unders
35 Knees to elbows
185 pound Overhead walk, 20 yards
Sadly enough, this workout is much too complex for the average @fitter:
average cool-aid drinking cocksmoking doochnozzle wrote:Explain overhead walk please.
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Did the guy in the yellow shirt fall from the ceiling? :rolleyes:
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Cowboys and Aliens wrote:
Big Titty Ex-Couch Wife wrote:Saturday 100424

"Paul"

Five rounds for time of:
50 Double unders
35 Knees to elbows
185 pound Overhead walk, 20 yards
Sadly enough, this workout is much too complex for the average @fitter:
average cool-aid drinking cocksmoking doochnozzle wrote:Explain overhead walk please.
Comment #1 - Posted by: sb at April 23, 2010 5:08 PM
His confusion wasn't at the walking part, but at how in the world he's supposed to get 185lbs overhead.

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Fuck me. So Barky's rocking the volleyball shorts now, huh?
Good for her. I've never like self-absorbed women, but I make an exception for her.

And Mick's right; this thread sucks azz.
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After noticing the bootage on display, I also noticed, and have to wonder how many glute-ham benches a single facility really needs.
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Glute ham raises for time???
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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