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Re: The couch thread

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Overall, that chick balancing on the kettlebell one handed is one of the best pics I've seen here in the past few weeks.

1. She's balancing on a kb ONE HANDED. She obviously loves risky behavior, like, maybe, unprotected sex with strange men.
2. Her boob's fell out of that top about 3 seconds after that pic was taken. Please post that pic.
3. Visible serratus. YOWZA!

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Overall, that chick balancing on the kettlebell one handed is one of the best pics I've seen here in the past few weeks.

1. She's balancing on a kb ONE HANDED. She obviously loves risky behavior, like, maybe, unprotected sex with strange men.
2. Her boob's fell out of that top about 3 seconds after that pic was taken. Please post that pic.
3. Visible serratus. YOWZA!
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Re: The couch thread

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Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.

Go find some new material!
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That was actually pretty classy Patio
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Outstanding, Paddy. You are a prince among men. A fine roundup of red andro hawtness, and a suitable tribute to a fallen fire-haired firebreather.

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Probably should leave Andro Friday for this week at that...

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Fucking hell, you guys. I'm fairly certain that I'll always be embarrassed by how I used to post on the CrossFit boards, but your behavior of late has nearly made me ashamed of ever having posted in this thread.

I'm siding with Rant. CrossFit is a bunch of stupid shit, but this thread is even worse.


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POD wrote:Fucking hell, you guys. I'm fairly certain that I'll always be embarrassed by how I used to post on the CrossFit boards, but your behavior of late has nearly made me ashamed of ever having posted in this thread.

I'm siding with Rant. CrossFit is a bunch of stupid shit, but this thread is even worse.

Fuck you, bitch boy. Get the fuck off IGx if you can't hang.
This thread has had anal sex & clawhammering in it. Fuck you & your Catholic sensibilities.

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I first came here for the @fit hate, but stuck around for the FSF. I rarely check in on this board anymore.

I think this board has done its job: it's pointed out the stupidity of the program, the boundless ego and hypocrisy of its leadership and the sheep like qualities of its followers. I truly believe the work done here has led to many people waking up, and that's good.

But the dead horse has been beaten and beaten silly. There's nothing new here other than WGMs admirable fascination with thick broads. The repetition of old stuff, the lack of quality hate-they dilute the product.

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MarcoFP wrote:
POD wrote:Fucking hell, you guys. I'm fairly certain that I'll always be embarrassed by how I used to post on the CrossFit boards, but your behavior of late has nearly made me ashamed of ever having posted in this thread.

I'm siding with Rant. CrossFit is a bunch of stupid shit, but this thread is even worse.

Fuck you, bitch boy. Get the fuck off IGx if you can't hang.
This thread has had anal sex & clawhammering in it. Fuck you & your Catholic sensibilities.
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POD wrote:Fucking hell, you guys. I'm fairly certain that I'll always be embarrassed by how I used to post on the CrossFit boards, but your behavior of late has nearly made me ashamed of ever having posted in this thread.

I'm siding with Rant. CrossFit is a bunch of stupid shit, but this thread is even worse.
Leave it to POD to ruin an otherwise perfect Memorial Andro Friday. Post counts be damned, you're a fucking power bottom and Rant is a giant faggot just for having his penis your mouth.

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No way. Long live the fucking couch thread.

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Dog pile POD.

I have constantly bitched about andro Friday, but today was outstanding fucking work.
Still trying to figure the upside down KB girl.
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Our work will be done here when we exceed 1,000,000 posts.

So much more work left to be done.

If you don't like it, then lots of other posts to ruminate over. Or Gininate on this thread.
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It's become fashionable to bitch about the couch thread. Very, very fashionable.

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You crusty old guard igx';ers need a t-shirt that reads "I was hating the couch thread before hating the couch thread was cool"

Gary John wrote:I have constantly bitched about andro Friday, but today was outstanding fucking work.
Still trying to figure the upside down KB girl.
Gary, in your honor, I'm going to see about stacking next week's Andro Friday lineup full of azn broads.*



*attention hungry affiliates who are reading this: you've got your orders, now go take some photos. Chop chop!
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POD wrote:Fucking hell, you guys. I'm fairly certain that I'll always be embarrassed by how I used to post on the CrossFit boards, but your behavior of late has nearly made me ashamed of ever having posted in this thread.

I'm siding with Rant. CrossFit is a bunch of stupid shit, but this thread is even worse.
POD translated wrote:OH HAI GUISE! I HATES THE COUCH THREAD TOO! LET ME IN YOUR CLUB! TEE HEE, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET INITIATION?
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This thread isn't JUST the same old shit. There's a lot of the same old shit, but there are new Andro babes every week, plus things will keep sliding downhill at CFHQ and summits. This is the one-stop-shop for that hilarity.

We need this thread to stay up to track the coming divorce, any lawsuits, new news on who's giving who what STD, etc. Plus the occasional death.
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I suspect there will be lots of fresh material and drama, both philosophic and photographic, as Gaymes time rolls around.

Until then keep up the good work.
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i actually feel sorry for rant. pod is now his buddy. all rant needs is that know-it-all dick steven low from perf menu to express his manlove, and rant's only choice will be to kill himself.
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Re: The couch thread

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WGM,

I cannot be bought off so easily.

Azn girls, well, maybe I can.

And bitching about the thread is part of the thread. What we don't like we bitch about, what we like, we defend until, until, until, something or another.
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WGM, you're a perv.

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POD wrote:WGM, you're a perv.
Being judged by POD is like being menaced by a Yorkie: it's so pathetic it's actually kinda cute.
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Fuck me. POD takes us to a new nadir.
Bring on the divorce.
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POD wrote:The sun rises in the East.
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