The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Paddy O'Furniture »
Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.
Go find some new material!
Go find some new material!
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Re: The couch thread
PL, you are the IGX poet laureate.
Two roads diverged in a parking lot,
And late for class, I took the right,
And found a boastful, jolly old sot,
Reeking of gin and maybe of pot,
Praising Fran and cursing Twight;
“But I really like yoga!”, I tried to declare,
And he paused for a bit, and then replied;
“What is this covering of cloth you wear?
When doing Fran, you must be bare!
That curious I was, I followed him inside.
And so I met this lady Fran
No gentle lady, more a beast,
I saw boys and women, but nary a man
No AC, just an industrial fan,
A sweat-soaked orgy, andro feast.
And so I joined the @fit gym
Because I was weak, and Fran was strong:
But rhabdo cured that cursed whim
That took my curves, making me a him
I’m back at yoga where I belong.
Two roads diverged in a parking lot,
And late for class, I took the right,
And found a boastful, jolly old sot,
Reeking of gin and maybe of pot,
Praising Fran and cursing Twight;
“But I really like yoga!”, I tried to declare,
And he paused for a bit, and then replied;
“What is this covering of cloth you wear?
When doing Fran, you must be bare!
That curious I was, I followed him inside.
And so I met this lady Fran
No gentle lady, more a beast,
I saw boys and women, but nary a man
No AC, just an industrial fan,
A sweat-soaked orgy, andro feast.
And so I joined the @fit gym
Because I was weak, and Fran was strong:
But rhabdo cured that cursed whim
That took my curves, making me a him
I’m back at yoga where I belong.
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
Sweet Gorilla Jesus. You're a Hero of the New World, Paddy.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Gin Master »
Paddy and WGM, you've inspired me to re-imagine Shakespeare's work, with meter and rhyme scheme intact.
Sonnet 18.5- Ode to Coors Light
Shall I compare thee to a Tanqueray?
In can, or keg, or funnel you still taste great;
Those headaches I get from the nectar of Safeway
At once subside for you ameliorate.
I long to free you from your glass confines
When your mountains turn blue I hear angels sing hymns;
I’ll quaff a few before I do some lines,
I can get through a case before my vision dims!
Your import to me shall never wane or fade
For all I have in life to you I ow’st
The certs, the sluts, the fame, all this you’ve made
And still as I swill and steal my pockets grow’st.
So long as I’m flush (here’s to the RRG!)
To the Rockies I’ll head with Titties NYC.
Sonnet 18.5- Ode to Coors Light
Shall I compare thee to a Tanqueray?
In can, or keg, or funnel you still taste great;
Those headaches I get from the nectar of Safeway
At once subside for you ameliorate.
I long to free you from your glass confines
When your mountains turn blue I hear angels sing hymns;
I’ll quaff a few before I do some lines,
I can get through a case before my vision dims!
Your import to me shall never wane or fade
For all I have in life to you I ow’st
The certs, the sluts, the fame, all this you’ve made
And still as I swill and steal my pockets grow’st.
So long as I’m flush (here’s to the RRG!)
To the Rockies I’ll head with Titties NYC.
Gin Master
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Re: The couch thread
Post by WildGorillaMan »
As a result of their poetry I don't know who I have a bigger crush on right now, syaigh or PL54.
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Re: The couch thread
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for poetry you get this:
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"I am the author of my own misfortune, I don't need a ghost writer" - Ian Dury
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
"Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus."
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Re: The couch thread
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I went onto the inter webz sippin a pint o' beer,Anon wrote:Hate tank is empty
Reading all the poetry
Can't make myself do
Then anon 'e up an' sez, "We don't do poetry here."
The lurkers be'ind their screens they laughed an' @fit'd so as to die,
I shook me head and gaz't into the screem again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Barky this, an' Winnie that, an' "Rant, just go away";
But it's "Thank you, Powerlifter54", when the Gaymes they begins to play,
The Gaymes begin soon, my boys, the Gaymes begins so soon,
O it's "Thank you, PL54", when the Gaymes begins to play
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.
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"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
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Re: The couch thread
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I have to admit that you've stumped me on that one PL.
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Re: The couch thread
http://wonderingminstrels.blogspot.com/ ... pling.htmlWildGorillaMan wrote:I have to admit that you've stumped me on that one PL.
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Re: The couch thread
Sounds a bit domesticated for a wild gorilla.WildGorillaMan wrote:The Gorilla's Declaration Of Andropendance
http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... o-you.html
A simple "Fuck you, we want your wimenz" would have been more than enough.
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Holland Oates »
Magnificent work my Gorilla friend.
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CROSSFIT WILDGORILLAMAN
For some reason, this just makes me laugh.
I didn't read all those words on there though, just looked for the pics.
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"
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Re: The couch thread
WildGorillaMan wrote:The Gorilla's Declaration Of Andropendance
http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... o-you.html
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Re: The couch thread
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Were it possible for a forum thread to commit seppuku, I think this is about the last possible moment for this disgraced thread to preserve some of its honor by falling on the sword.
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