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TomFurman wrote:

Shaggy. You wouldn't know Big if she shit on you. That only thing big on her is the rack, which does not pass the All Natural Titty test required of a true Big Earl.

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

TomFurman wrote:

Shaggy. You wouldn't know Big if she shit on you. That only thing big on her is the rack, which does not pass the All Natural Titty test required of a true Big Earl.

CM - she's still a big girl at heart and always will be. She'll never shake the image of being the big girl in school, ain't that right barky? You can do all the kipping pullups you want, but little Miss Chubby will always be staring back at you in the mirror. Its ok honey, you'll do, just remember you need to work twice as hard in bed as you do in the gym to make up for, well you know...

Dazed wrote:CM - she's still a big girl at heart and always will be. She'll never shake the image of being the big girl in school, ain't that right barky? You can do all the kipping pullups you want, but little Miss Chubby will always be staring back at you in the mirror. Its ok honey, you'll do, just remember you need to work twice as hard in bed as you do in the gym to make up for, well you know...

And I would like say that this thread is a fucking national treasure.

Ed Zachary wrote:This thread gets the Amazon fucked more often than necessary.

You're fucking killing me with this shit!

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Holy fuck!

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring!

protobuilder wrote:

Ed Zachary wrote:This thread gets the Amazon fucked more often than necessary.

You're fucking killing me with this shit!

It's the truth.

And that pic WGM just reposted will get that big bitch I'm married to hammered when I get home.

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:This thread has potential, but is still pretty weak.

is that a guantlet you've just thrown down, sir?

Very excellent start.

Dazed wrote:
CM - she's still a big girl at heart and always will be. She'll never shake the image of being the big girl in school, ain't that right barky? You can do all the kipping pullups you want, but little Miss Chubby will always be staring back at you in the mirror. Its ok honey, you'll do, just remember you need to work twice as hard in bed as you do in the gym to make up for, well you know...

I stand corrected. although I'm still right about shaggy...but it's true...you have reminded us of the inner beauty and all that potential.

refresh:

barky 3 years out.

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Jesus Fucking Shit Christ Shucking Oysters.

Eric B wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Jesus Fucking Shit Christ Shucking Oysters.

What he said.

Mickey O'neil wrote:

Eric B wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Jesus Fucking Shit Christ Shucking Oysters.

What he said.

And I was going to say the same, just with "tapdancing" in the middle.

Hey, WGM;
Beats the fuck out of Andro Broads for time over modal domains.

Sofa King wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:

Eric B wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Jesus Fucking Shit Christ Shucking Oysters.

What he said.

And I was going to say the same, just with "tapdancing" in the middle.

Hey, WGM;
Beats the fuck out of Andro Broads for time over modal domains.

She's so amazing I need a thesaurus to find a word that means more amazing than amazing.

Just a different flavor, Sofa. Besides, a 'var'ed up gristly cougar would want to tag team her with me that much more.

God Bless America.

Don't worry, porn is totally Paleo.

what darkness lurks in the hearts of men...inky big girl knows.

Hooray for Carbs.

Best thread on IGx. Keep it up!