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Snatching with a torn cuff?

Good thing they claim to forge elite fitness, because forging elite critical thinking skills definitely wouldn't stick.
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They`ve got a couch who does all the thinking!(drinking)
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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RPC wrote:LOL
AM revelations...good news: I'm better at snatching than previously. bad news: snatching is still really bad for a torn rotator cuff. Ouchy.

Sigh...
Comment #27 - Posted by: bingo at July 30, 2010 5:09 AM
This faggot fuels my @fit hate to the brim everyday, this has literally made my fucking week.

The saddest part about this is that this guy is a doctor.

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kreator wrote:
RPC wrote:LOL
AM revelations...good news: I'm better at snatching than previously. bad news: snatching is still really bad for a torn rotator cuff. Ouchy.

Sigh...
Comment #27 - Posted by: bingo at July 30, 2010 5:09 AM
This faggot fuels my @fit hate to the brim everyday, this has literally made my fucking week.

The saddest part about this is that this guy is a doctor.
You got to be fucking kidding. Someone needs to smack him with a copy of Grey's Anatomy, large print edition...and aim for the rotator cuff. A doctor should know better than to do explosive work like snatches with a torn rotator cuff. ](*,)
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RPC wrote:LOL
AM revelations...good news: I'm better at snatching than previously. bad news: snatching is still really bad for a torn rotator cuff. Ouchy.

Sigh...
Comment #27 - Posted by: bingo at July 30, 2010 5:09 AM
In other breaking news, a study just published in JAMA shows that a bullet in the gut is still really bad for digestion.

"It is definitely Ouchy," says Dr Dale Cronehurst, lead doctor in the study. "Higher gut bullet incidence (GBI) was positively correlated with a decreased (P < 0.01) (mean +/- SD) digestive rate as measured by the amount of Taco Bell that was successfully metabolized in the blood."

Dr Cronehurst cautions that this is only preliminary work, and more study needs to be done. "We unfortunately had a high drop out rate with this study, mostly due to sepsis and blood loss."

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CultBuster wrote:The question was about the build up with Kalipa, Orlando, OPT ect and how they essentially blew up. If these guys representh the fittest and prepared for anything WTF happened?
I posed this same question to a kool-aid swilling acquaintence, to which he had little to say. Last year there was a spreadsheet posted showing the wad scores and final placings of everyone. I don't see one this year, or maybe it's buried somewhere on the gaymes site. Does anyone know the final numbers for all those "epic match-ups" HQ was jizzing over?


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is this what you are looking for?

http://scores2010.crossfit.com/scoring/2010/
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purpleonion wrote:
RPC wrote:LOL
AM revelations...good news: I'm better at snatching than previously. bad news: snatching is still really bad for a torn rotator cuff. Ouchy.

Sigh...
Comment #27 - Posted by: bingo at July 30, 2010 5:09 AM
In other breaking news, a study just published in JAMA shows that a bullet in the gut is still really bad for digestion.

"It is definitely Ouchy," says Dr Dale Cronehurst, lead doctor in the study. "Higher gut bullet incidence (GBI) was positively correlated with a decreased (P < 0.01) (mean +/- SD) digestive rate as measured by the amount of Taco Bell that was successfully metabolized in the blood."

Dr Cronehurst cautions that this is only preliminary work, and more study needs to be done. "We unfortunately had a high drop out rate with this study, mostly due to sepsis and blood loss."
Problem easily solved:

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is this what you are looking for?

http://scores2010.crossfit.com/scoring/2010/
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protobuilder wrote:Dirt Diva comes in strong with some good innuendo for Andro Friday:
I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.
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Very clever reading.


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CultBuster wrote:The question was about the build up with Kalipa, Orlando, OPT ect and how they essentially blew up. If these guys representh the fittest and prepared for anything WTF happened?
@fit happened.

Spealler did pretty good, which isn't surprising since the workouts where lots of metcon and little strength. Orlando did well too, considering that he's a strongman guy. But it's true that the performances of the established @fit stars pretty much sucked. One of the main reasons for this might be that their stupid randomized workouts at the gaymes are impossible to prepare for.

As far as the gaymes getting bigger and more popular, well good luck with that. Even the marketing geniuses at @fit can't pull that off. Watching the videos of the different WADs is a painful experience. At the very start there's so much flailing around that you risk getting sick by watching those faggots throwing themselves at their fucked up movements. But later it just seems to be people leisurely working out together, it's impossible to find out who's doing well and who's not doing well. It plain and simply sucks.

Shave's bad mic skills didn't do any good either. Fucking faggot should smoke less cock and get a speaking coach.
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protobuilder wrote:Dirt Diva comes in strong with some good innuendo for Andro Friday:
I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to live the width of it as well.
Are Hop Sing's days numbered??
=D>
Very clever reading.
That deserves some clappy hands: =D> =D> =D>


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Here's a tribute to a wonderful @fit box I've grown very fond of.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EzWe_gsT-I[/youtube]

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Congratulations! You win the award for worst @fit joke video ever. I managed to get 90 seconds in before turning that crap off.


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Ass-tro stroking himselfl!! "Who's workout was that.....This Guy's"
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A friend worked medical staff for the gaymes and said it blew away the X Games as far as rampant injuries caused by pure retardedness. Lots of lumbar shit from horrible DL and KB form.

Said person warned quite a few competitors that they were in no condition to compete, but that's assfit for you: forging eeelite levels of injury while competing at working out.


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You know what the Cultfit Gaymes have that the X Games don't?

THE 20% SLOP FACTOR BABY!
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IN B4 THREAD CLOSE

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=60200
Where was Glassman? Did I just not see him on the webcast, or was Coach Glassman not there this year? Why?
Probably at the bar from the looks of some of the videos.
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Someone postulated that couch, when let off his chain or when his handlers are distracted, will break back into his favorite things.


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kreator wrote:IN B4 THREAD CLOSE

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=60200
Where was Glassman? Did I just not see him on the webcast, or was Coach Glassman not there this year? Why?
Probably at the bar from the looks of some of the videos.
Brutal, but true.
Big LOL at Couch being too "busy" to show up at his own stupid games. That thread is hilarious... Couch's little drinking habit seems to be known even among the kool aid guzzlers.

@getsome: your video fucking sucks. Stop being a faggot, go read up on the P/B and then come back when you are a man.


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Nice. The thread bypasses Pukie's bucket and goes straight into oblivion.

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If too busy = lying on the floor in Prescott because you can't climb on the couch that your stupid freeloading cousin is sleeping on, then they are right.

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justpassingthrough wrote:
Nice. The thread bypasses Pukie's bucket and goes straight into oblivion.
What will become of the @fit Forumz when there's no one left to ban?
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Kevin
M/51/5'11"/169

Went for max shoulder press today, after two cycles of CFSB.
127.5(PR)
Only have deadlift to go, then back to main site WODS.
I will give some slack for age, but @ cycles of CFSB and you have a sub 135 press? Why not do stating strength? Now that he is strong, he is going back to mainsite? Reminds me of something I heard Johnny Pain say.."the reason crossfitters take there shirtys off all the time is becasue that is the only7 way anyone could ever tell that they worked out.

BTW Couch Crassmen has been posting some older quotes lately..if there are any classsics around let 'em lose

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From July 16-18, 2010, the world’s fittest men competed under a blazing sun at the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif. For three days, elite athletes put their training to the test in a new sport—the sport of fitness.

The CrossFit crucible was unforgiving, and weaknesses were punished time and again as intense workouts separated the top athletes from their peers. Trial and toil in the sunshine produced sweat, tears, bloody hands and disappointment, but also successes, smiles, new records and friendships.

The CrossFit Games challenged the human mind, body and spirit, and anyone who competed accomplished a monumental task in qualifying for the Games and putting themselves through our sport’s ultimate test. Their desire to be stronger and faster drives CrossFit to new heights and ultimately helps define elite fitness.
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