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rjudo wrote:
sanchezero wrote:unfinished didn't fit.


=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


How 'bout "NOCOMPLETE" That should fit.
All I got was DNF=FTW!

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rjudo wrote:
sanchezero wrote:unfinished didn't fit.


=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


How 'bout "NOCOMPLETE" That should fit.

Even better, "UNPREPARED"

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Couch sighting:

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DVD Pimp wrote:I know I have much to learn about the path of lameness. Even after years of lifting, I never knew a deadlift was supposed to be dropped from crotch height until a Crossfelcher showed up at the gym where I was working a few years ago. I was so awestruck that I failed to apologize for the lack of bumper plates.

Now that I think of it, dropping the DL WITH bumper plates would be awesomely functional.
With @fit, the lifting is more about dropping than anything else. I amazes me that they don't drop the barbell at the bottom of the squat.
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:unscared? hahah. that's not even a word.
Somebody should tell B-Mac and cheese that. He keeps showing his tattoo whenever possible:
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Cowboys and Aliens wrote: Somebody should tell B-Mac and cheese that. He keeps showing his tattoo whenever possible:
That's because he's unscared motherfuckers!

All you who claim this is not a word, you're wrong!
You know why? FUCK YOU, that's why.

And all those assholes making fun of the whole DNF thing, I tell y...
Shafpocalypse Now wrote: If I put this pie on end, and spin in, it forms a volume of space similar to a sphere.
Now look. I've eaten a pice of pie.
When we spin the pie again, the area cut out of the volume of the sphere equals fitness.


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kreator wrote:
rjudo wrote:
sanchezero wrote:unfinished didn't fit.


=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>


How 'bout "NOCOMPLETE" That should fit.

Even better, "UNPREPARED"
Still won't fit.

How about FAST PUKE

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DELUSION fits. So does ARROGANT and IMAPUSSY.
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unscared
Does that word mean he has never been scared? Or, he is currently not existing in a scared state? Or he was previously scared, but is now no longer scared? I'm confused.

And, does being 'unscared' have anything to do with being unable to finish races? I'm not an endurance runner so perhaps it is common amongst that group to be "scared" of races? Or scared of finishing them? I'm learning here.
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Unscared means being immune to the typical social pressure other athletes feel to complete races.
Unscared means being unique and different. Everybody conformist in the race is running 50 miles. Fuck that shit. He's running 15. Because he can.
Unscared means not being one of the frightened masses who engage in intelligent training just because they're afraid of looking retarded if they threw together a bunch of bullshit and DNF'd over and over.
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Actually, its an anagram of his race philosophy: SAC DE RUN
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Unscared means being immune to the typical social pressure other athletes feel to complete races.
Unscared means being unique and different. Everybody conformist in the race is running 50 miles. Fuck that shit. He's running 15. Because he can.
Unscared means not being one of the frightened masses who engage in intelligent training just because they're afraid of looking retarded if they threw together a bunch of bullshit and DNF'd over and over
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"UnScared" is a term coined by CrossFit Endurance to describe the art of dealing with fear.

We say that CrossFitters are UnScared because CrossFitters know the pain that they will endure during their workouts and continue to come back and overcome that pain 3-6 days a week. CrossFitters all have fear, but they don't let that fear affect them. They (you) are UnScared!

All others who choose to not CrossFit are Scared.
Apparently, they aren't unscared to learn the difference between affect and effect.

http://www.crossfitventura.com/crossfit ... cared.html


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
"UnScared" is a term coined by CrossFit Endurance to describe the art of dealing with fear.

We say that CrossFitters are UnScared because CrossFitters know the pain that they will endure during their workouts and continue to come back and overcome that pain 3-6 days a week. CrossFitters all have fear, but they don't let that fear affect them. They (you) are UnScared!

All others who choose to not CrossFit are Scared.
Apparently, they aren't unscared to learn the difference between affect and effect.

http://www.crossfitventura.com/crossfit ... cared.html
Wait, what? #-o Now they got to make up words too?

I'm kind of amazed by what Big Mac n' Cheese has achieved though. Do you remember the Nike commercial in which Michael Jordan explains how often he has missed, how many games he has lost,... the message was that even superstars fail and only hard training and dedication make you succeed.

Big Mac on the other hand doesn't train a whole lot, his dedication stops after a measly 15 miles and he basically lives off being a complete failure. You got to respect a guy making a living on being an underachieving loser.


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
"UnScared" is a term coined by CrossFit Endurance to describe the art of dealing with fear.

We say that CrossFitters are UnScared because CrossFitters know the pain that they will endure during their workouts and continue to come back and overcome that pain 3-6 days a week. CrossFitters all have fear, but they don't let that fear affect them. They (you) are UnScared!

All others who choose to not CrossFit are Scared.
Apparently, they aren't unscared to learn the difference between affect and effect.

http://www.crossfitventura.com/crossfit ... cared.html

Translation: "NO FEAR!" was already copyrighted
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crossfit comes to east texas

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one of the local gyms is a crossfit center now. One of my physician friends who's otherwise sane is trying to sell me on it. He's already had several injuries that I'm aware of. Anyway he told me there's this guy there who can DL 400! While that's a good deadlift, I don't think these guys here (or elsewhere) are aware of the weights some folks could move. Ah well. I'm most surprised at how enamored with the whole thing he is. I had to move along when he told me he was going to get crossfit certifiied so he could learn the olympic lifts better....
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CrossFit Sport Fit
CrossFit Sport Fit wrote:give me any pro right now and he'll be markedly better in six months (as compared to how he would be doing what he normally does).

You can't blame CrossFit for being new or "scary".

I'm not talking about CrossFit, I'm talking about better a...t anything and everything.

I would say that in 10 years most elite athletes will be doing CrossFit
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
"UnScared" is a term coined by CrossFit Endurance to describe the art of dealing with fear.

We say that CrossFitters are UnScared because CrossFitters know the pain that they will endure during their workouts and continue to come back and overcome that pain 3-6 days a week. CrossFitters all have fear, but they don't let that fear affect them. They (you) are UnScared!

All others who choose to not CrossFit are Scared.
Apparently, they aren't unscared to learn the difference between affect and effect.

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This just keeps getting better. Every time I reach some state of peace, something happens that makes me want to smash every one of these assholes. These assholes are "unscared" because they "know the pain they will endure during their workouts..." And I'm scared because I'd rather fight an angry 245 pound man than do handstand pushups...

Yeah, way to gut out those 800m runs and double unders, cocksucker. How about lacing up the gloves or buckling the chinstrap? How about walking onto the mat? How about being the jumper in a line-out? Dammit.

THIS is un-fucking-scared:

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THIS is un-mitigated faggotry.

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Nonsense, in six months of CrossFit they could be doing so much better. That guy could be catching that ball with his feet facing backward. Think about the possibilities. He's just scared. There are no excuses.

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Same douche lied about his MLB experience as well:
Ralph Hicks-Owner/baseball/softball/fitness

Level I CrossFit coach

Div. I Outfielder Centenary College

Pitcher Houston Astros
Sorry there Mr. Unscared, but the 26 games out of the bullpen in Low A Ball is NOT the Houston Astros.

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All others who choose to not CrossFit are Scared.
When I was maybe 12 or 13, we used to get people to do really stupid shit by saying they were scared to do it.

I am pretty impressed that these fucks can make a whole business out of the same kid trick.

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Of course he waits until he de-friends me (so I can't reply) to call me out:
CrossFit Sport Fit wrote:so who was I drafted by? Think it was the Houston Astros? Yep the Houston Astros and yes I was born in Alameda and my career was cut short due to injury (sucks). I think you have shown yourself.

It is amazing how hard people work to dis...proove things or to make large accomplishments seem so small. What sucks for them is when in the end they are wrong after making such a huge deal about it.

Thomas I think you need to go climb back in whatever hole you came out of.
Sorry, you were drafted by the Houston Astros, you never pitched for them.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote: Sorry, you were drafted by the Houston Astros, you never pitched for them.
That reminds me, wasn't there a big deal made about the Marlins doing @F for strength and conditioning?

How is their season going? I bet they are leading the league and injury free now that their team is full of real "elite" athletes doing "elite" strength and conditioning...

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Just imagine how great Jonah would have been if he had done @fit.....
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I watched some sports science show where they took some South Hemisphere national side rugby player, a big name, and ran him through a series of tests and timed him.

Then they put him on a bike in a sauna suit and sweat out something like 7-10 pounds of water and made him run it again. In every event that fucker did better dehydrated and after an hour long bike ride.

That shit isn't right. Professional rugby players don't look all that strong when you see their gym numbers, because people in the US don't understand that they are highly conditioned for sprint/interval/contact as well.

Sport Fit Cross Fit? Double LULZ. One for me. One for T200. Baseball's like golf. It's a game, not a sport.

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Yeah,I think crossfit would have done a better job destroying Jonah than the whole England squad!
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