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Bobby wrote:Yeah,I think crossfit would have done a better job destroying Jonah than the whole England squad!
If you want to "build him back up" you have to first "tear him down", no?
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I've got a lot of money tied up in an awesome business venture right now: Crossfit Sumo Wrestling. We are taking the sumo world by mixed modality storm. I'm pumped.

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Fat Cat wrote:I've got a lot of money tied up in an awesome business venture right now: Crossfit Sumo Wrestling. We are taking the sumo world by mixed modality storm. I'm pumped.

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Barky at the beach...... \:D/

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Wouldn't attention whoring be easier to just go around and ring a cowbell in people's faces or something?

Regardless, DAT ASS!
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big_t2100 wrote:Barky at the beach...... \:D/

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Compared to every other visible woman (or beached whale) in those photos, she's a goddess.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Compared to every other visible woman (or beached whale) in those photos, she's a goddess.
I'd rather fuck a manotaur than a manatee.
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http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/08/gra ... ticleTitle

Surprised this got posted.

Their own espoused fittest man alive -
doesn't weigh and meaure his food
doesn't zone
doesn't paleo
and doesnt follow the 3 on 1 off .com workouts

lol...
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protobuilder wrote:Wouldn't attention whoring be easier to just go around and ring a cowbell in people's faces or something?

Regardless, DAT ASS!
True, you can never have enough cowbell...
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A think that kid's parents just realized they have to prepare for him coming out of the closet in about 10 years.
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RPC wrote:http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/08/gra ... ticleTitle

Surprised this got posted.

Their own espoused fittest man alive -
doesn't weigh and meaure his food
doesn't zone
doesn't paleo
and doesnt follow the 3 on 1 off .com workouts

lol...
Not there now.
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friedquads wrote:
RPC wrote:http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/08/gra ... ticleTitle

Surprised this got posted.

Their own espoused fittest man alive -
doesn't weigh and meaure his food
doesn't zone
doesn't paleo
and doesnt follow the 3 on 1 off .com workouts

lol...
Not there now.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:Image
A think that kid's parents just realized they have to prepare for him coming out of the closet in about 10 years.
Based on the photos, it's more likely that after she did this for the 85th time in 30 minutes, everyone got bored and went back to what they were doing.
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Conflicted. As always with Barky, the answer is always a solid "Yes" mitigated by clear knowledge that woman would take every step possible to ruin rest of your life.

Am now listening to the Ramones, "Blitzkrieg Bop". Does not help in conjunction with pics. Leads to juvenile thoughts of happiness.
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I haven't seen a TitsNYC photo worth the spank folder in many a month. Well played.
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powerlifter54 wrote:
protobuilder wrote:Wouldn't attention whoring be easier to just go around and ring a cowbell in people's faces or something?

Regardless, DAT ASS!
True, you can never have enough cowbell...
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Jag Panzer wrote:I haven't seen a TitsNYC photo worth the spank folder in many a month. Well played.
Barky if you are reading this (and I'm sure you are!) we need more pictures. Ass and titty shots. Naked if possible.

By the way I looked at the website of your box, and I'm very disappointed. Stop posting pictures of shirtless dudes. I know that @fitters are all cocksuckers, but there are real men out there. If you would stop hanging out with those faggots doing shitty WADs you'll meet them.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up a second here. I thought @Fit's domination of others was proven on the playing field, or some shit like that?

http://www.asymcamudrun.com/2010-MUDRUN-TEAMS.TXT

You'd think that with such sooper, eleet athletes, a simple 5-mile mud run would be like shooting lululemon clad MILFs in a barrel? The top team finishers should, it may well intuit, be clustered with triumphant @Fitters, all the while leaving the insect runner-specialists in their eleet wake....
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Speaking of Barky pics...I know this is a costume party, but what's the deal with B-Boi George?
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Gin Master wrote:Speaking of Barky pics...I know this is a costume party, but what's the deal with B-Boi George?
Well he's a faggot. Ain't that obvious by his looks?
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Gin Master wrote:Speaking of Barky pics...I know this is a costume party, but what's the deal with B-Boi George?
He's "unscared"??
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Freki wrote:Image

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I'm gonna need more of her in this blue outfit plz.
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