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Kukkalicious!!

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Trip wrote:Kukkalicious!!
She is remarkable, isn't she?
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Kukkalicious indeed!

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Kukkalicious indeed!
Indeed.


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WildGorillaMan wrote:Happy Andro Friday, everyone!

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http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/sear ... -results=2

The back on #201 pic 3 and 4 on the page is amazingly impressive. And not possible for any woman or most men without the needle.
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protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Happy Andro Friday, everyone!

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... cious.html
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I work with what they give me. If you want more manotaurs, send the ones you know my way.
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powerlifter54 wrote:http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/sear ... -results=2

The back on #201 pic 3 and 4 on the page is amazingly impressive. And not possible for any woman or most men without the needle.
Jesus, no shit. That is just amazing development for a man or woman.


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Wow. That back is extremely muscled.

In some article or book I have, the author shows pictures of assorted olmypic lifters (Dreschler's WLE I think) and there's a definite progression from low level to Olympians with the density of the muscularity of the back.


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Mainpage quote of the day:
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."
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This explains how @Fers are able to beat themselves into submission over and over, that is obviously.

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It boggles the mind that the folks in charge of putting shit up on the mainpage are so out of touch with reality. Maybe they are just really stupid.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Wow. That back is extremely muscled.

In some article or book I have, the author shows pictures of assorted olmypic lifters (Dreschler's WLE I think) and there's a definite progression from low level to Olympians with the density of the muscularity of the back.
Rigert had the most amazing back development i have seen, and i agree Oly lifting is pretty good at back (and quad) development. My point with the Gaymes particpant in question is i doubt she has a long Oly background and no woman looks like that on just creatine and Captain Crunch no matter how she kills Fran.
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Satire is dead. How can you mock people who do a better job of self-parody than you ever can?
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Wow. That back is extremely muscled.
Yeah, that's Carey Kepler. Long-time dabbler in the dark medications...

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This Carey Kepler?

http://www.careykepler.com/

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stosh wrote:This Carey Kepler?

http://www.careykepler.com/
Yep. Competitor #201 in the 2010 Gaymes
#201 Kepler, Carey 35 5' 8" 138 Austin, Texas CrossFit Central
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Definitely some physique changes for her from last year. This is last April:

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And the chick on the right has some manly thick abs and traps. Must have her Zone blocks dialed in.
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Haha. More (I'm sure) unintentional stupidity from mainpage.

From a link they posted on stress and health:
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/07/f ... cure/all/1
While exercise is remarkably effective at blunting the stress response, at least for a few hours, this effect exists only if you want to exercise in the first place. After all, a big reason working out relieves stress is that it elevates your mood; when mice are forced to run in the lab, their levels of stress hormones spike. So when you force yourself to go to the gym and then suffer through 30 minutes on the treadmill (lamenting the experience the entire time), you don’t reduce your stress levels. In fact, you might be making things worse.
This is why most people don't last long. Google "@F scared" or "@F nervous" and you can see how people feel about doing these workouts. Add in overzealous trainers screaming at people like drill instructors and there is a great recipe for catabolic weight loss at the start and long-term negatives.


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
stosh wrote:This Carey Kepler?

http://www.careykepler.com/
Yep. Competitor #201 in the 2010 Gaymes
#201 Kepler, Carey 35 5' 8" 138 Austin, Texas CrossFit Central
You better recognize.
Carey Kepler is a world-class athlete. She was awarded 1st place in the Hells Half Acre southwest qualifier in May 2009. Recently Carey took the “3rd Fittest Woman in the World” title for her 3rd place overall at the 2009 International CrossFit Games – surpassing over 75 nationally ranked female athletes.
WGM's right. The level of self-parody has exceeded any smarm I could deliver. Making fun of @F at this point is like bukakkeing a dead quadriplegic tranny and bragging about it.

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Quack Attack wrote:This is why most people don't last long. Google "@F scared" or "@F nervous" and you can see how people feel about doing these workouts. Add in overzealous trainers screaming at people like drill instructors and there is a great recipe for catabolic weight loss at the start and long-term negatives.
It's because they're not UNSCARED


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Carey Kepler ...took the “3rd Fittest Woman in the World” title for her 3rd place overall at the 2009 International CrossFit Games – surpassing over 75 nationally ranked female athletes.

Nationally ranked...at exercising. LOL!

It's hard to say that with a straight face!
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stosh wrote:This Carey Kepler?

http://www.careykepler.com/

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I wouldn't hit that. Seriously. That navel looks like it harbors that thing from Alien that will come jumping out and bite of my dick if I try to fuck her.


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Cowboys and Aliens wrote: I wouldn't hit that. Seriously. That navel looks like it harbors that thing from Alien that will come jumping out and bite of my dick if I try to fuck her.
YOu wouldn't bang the number 3 nationally ranked female athlete in America???
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protobuilder wrote:
Cowboys and Aliens wrote: I wouldn't hit that. Seriously. That navel looks like it harbors that thing from Alien that will come jumping out and bite of my dick if I try to fuck her.
YOu wouldn't bang the number 3 nationally ranked female athlete in America???
That's because he's holding out for Cleaver.
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