The couch thread

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:15 pm

Re: some of the Andro-Friday subjects: I didn't know that veterinary steroids like winnie actually gave you equine features.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:30 pm

When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Alas, the WildGorillaGirl site isn't long for this world for two key reasons: First: it's not generating nearly enough traction (by which I mean site traffic and as a result ad revenue) to justify putting additional effort into it.

Second, but nearly as important, the male fans of Team Gorilla aren't anywhere near as enthusiastic about submitting their pics for consideration as the Gorgeous Ladies of Crossfit (GLOC?) are, so there's a serious lack of volunteered content.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:40 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck?

Likely around the same time those very same women started declaring themselves to be the hottest women on the planet and pasting photos of themselves all over the interwebs. See cohen, tamara

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:47 pm

And the same time Barky left facebook.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:49 pm

tzg wrote:And the same time Barky left facebook.

You don't actually believe internet retirements are real, do you?

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:51 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Hope that wasn't meant for me. Just because I called horse-face doesn't mean I wouldn't dip my junk in molasses and hang it over the pen for em.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:52 pm

No, they never are, but the temporary absence is still an absence.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:52 pm

You were never in doubt, Gin.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:00 pm

This is wrong right?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:05 pm

What's wrong with a high box lunge? It's part of the Westside influence on Crossfit.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:08 pm

It would hurt me in bad ways.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:12 pm

tough old man wrote:This is wrong right?

Looks pretty good from here.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:25 pm

tough old man wrote:This is wrong right?

Look her front leg is vertical!

And the result isn't bad...

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:31 pm

I admit the results are nice, but I have just never seen this movement done as anything but a stretch I guess.
But if all the "West Side Guys " are doing it...

Dazed · Post by **Dazed** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:48 pm

Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Hope that wasn't meant for me. Just because I called horse-face doesn't mean I wouldn't dip my junk in molasses and hang it over the pen for em.

Sorry, but I'd much rather slay a hog who will gladly make me a sammich when we're done than risk breaking off something I might need later on that leather looking man girl. blech.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:50 pm

Dazed wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Hope that wasn't meant for me. Just because I called horse-face doesn't mean I wouldn't dip my junk in molasses and hang it over the pen for em.
Sorry, but I'd much rather slay a hog who will gladly make me a sammich when we're done than risk breaking off something I might need later on that leather looking man girl. blech.

If you're talking about Jeepers Creepers girl, I'm definitely out on that, too. At least not before a 12-pack of Pabst.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:07 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?

About the time you did a 180 on @Fit and started sucking up to these hideous fucking skanks in order to make a buck?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:12 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
About the time you did a 180 on @Fit and started sucking up to these hideous fucking skanks in order to make a buck?

LOL!

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:23 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
About the time you did a 180 on @Fit and started sucking up to these hideous fucking skanks in order to make a buck?

snerk.

nice.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:30 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
About the time you did a 180 on @Fit and started sucking up to these hideous fucking skanks in order to make a buck?

OK, that was good.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:46 pm

I deserved that.

Dazed · Post by **Dazed** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:14 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:I deserved that.

Yeah, yeah you did, but you have earned enough points in your time here that it was allowed to run on without a peep.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:43 pm

tough old man wrote:This is wrong right?

I like the movement and the ass. Definitely the ass. Where is this girl located? I want to move there.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:23 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:I deserved that.

You're 99% pure.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:39 pm

Another chance to DNF but claim your program is superior?

Place your bets IGx'ers! The knuckle-tattooed douchenozzle couch is at it again:

BMacNCheeze wrote:Calm before the storm tomorrow... Gonna climb Mt Baden Powell. 4 up 4 down, 2800 vertical to 9,000ft... 25lbs extra just for the fun of it.

The specs of Mt Baden Powell:

http://www.hike-socal.com/hike_mount_ba ... trail.html

An 8 mile out-n-back with 2800 ft elevation gain/loss would make it 32 miles with 11,200 ft elevation gain/loss, a very decent training climb for any ultrarunner looking to tackle mountain races.

Do I think he'll make it? Maybe. Might take him 18 hours to do it though.

Edit: I put down 24 miles originally because I'm a fucking moron who can't do multiplication on a Friday.

IGX

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