He's got a bit of the Sonnon Tacti-cam(tm) going on.Quack Attack wrote:It would appear that Kelly Starrett is hedging his bets for the day when he gets the @FHQ axe:
http://mobilitywod.blogspot.com/
Note how the word @F appears nowhere in the first three entries, nor is mentioned in the first three videos.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
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Hey, hey, hey! Who the fuck wants to talk about some almost-former-affiliate when we;re on a roll with picking off wimmin who's preggers.
Gary; your philosophy and approach are commendable; especially when you take race into consideration.
Count me as one of the pregohumpers. It's probably why we had so many kids. Probably also explains that crazy-assed family, the Duggars. Daddy like when mommy's a poppin.
Gary; your philosophy and approach are commendable; especially when you take race into consideration.
Count me as one of the pregohumpers. It's probably why we had so many kids. Probably also explains that crazy-assed family, the Duggars. Daddy like when mommy's a poppin.
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Pregnant wives are good poking fun. Especially when they learn that semen will help initiate labor even more effectively than deadlifts with chains.
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My husband has an amnio hook in his pants. Broke my water for two of the three little beasties, THANK GOD! :)
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syaigh wrote:My husband has an amnio hook in his pants. Broke my water for two of the three little beasties, THANK GOD! :)
Couldn't find the "horrified" smiley.
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Ultimately, pregnancy and childbirth can be pretty horrifying. ;)Gary wrote:syaigh wrote:My husband has an amnio hook in his pants. Broke my water for two of the three little beasties, THANK GOD! :)
Couldn't find the "horrified" smiley.
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That's why you should follow the rule of "Hit it and quit it!". The first part you need to figure out yourself, but if you need help on quitting, go to CFE.com and email Big Mac N' Cheese. He's quite an expert when it comes to quitting. And general douchiness.syaigh wrote:Ultimately, pregnancy and childbirth can be pretty horrifying. ;)
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Lotsa low-T having kweers on this board. Preggo sex, period sex, hostage sex, coma sex...it's all good.
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TMF'nI!!! That said, any self-respecting IGXer would by happy to poke up your water sack.syaigh wrote:My husband has an amnio hook in his pants. Broke my water for two of the three little beasties, THANK GOD! :)
(No, Rant, I'm not telling you).
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A-fucking-men!Gin Master wrote:Lotsa low-T having kweers on this board. Preggo sex, period sex, hostage sex, coma sex...it's all good.
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This made me think of Rule 34.Gin Master wrote:Lotsa low-T having kweers on this board. Preggo sex, period sex, hostage sex, coma sex...it's all good.
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Ed, shoulda added Big Earl sex.Ed Zachary wrote:A-fucking-men!Gin Master wrote:Lotsa low-T having kweers on this board. Preggo sex, period sex, hostage sex, coma sex...it's all good.
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Word over at bb.com is that Pat Mendes entered this WL meet as a @fitter in order to avoid the drug test. I have no opinion on the drug issue, but I'm ashamed you lazy bitchos didn't catch this.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =538759363
The most physically powerful 20-year-old in the country is a @fitter. @fit produces champions.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =538759363
The most physically powerful 20-year-old in the country is a @fitter. @fit produces champions.
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Slow your roll, chocolate man. He entered the non-USAW division to avoid the drug test maybe, but that doesn't make him an @fitter.Gary wrote:Word over at bb.com is that Pat Mendes entered this WL meet as a @fitter in order to avoid the drug test. I have no opinion on the drug issue, but I'm ashamed you lazy bitchos didn't catch this.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =538759363
The most physically powerful 20-year-old in the country is a @fitter. @fit produces champions.
I half wonder if the Broz crew avoids USAW just to piss them off.
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Behold! The science behind CFE: http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ce_PRE.mov
I love how Big Mac pronounces the word "potassium"!
I love how Big Mac pronounces the word "potassium"!
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Jezebel Jones wrote:Slow your roll, chocolate man. He entered the non-USAW division to avoid the drug test maybe, but that doesn't make him an @fitter.Gary wrote:Word over at bb.com is that Pat Mendes entered this WL meet as a @fitter in order to avoid the drug test. I have no opinion on the drug issue, but I'm ashamed you lazy bitchos didn't catch this.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =538759363
The most physically powerful 20-year-old in the country is a @fitter. @fit produces champions.
I half wonder if the Broz crew avoids USAW just to piss them off.
Why can't you accept @fit's superiority?
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It does have it's strong points. Sweet Gorilla Jeebus I love Fridays.Gary wrote: Why can't you accept @fit's superiority?
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Fat Cat wrote:
I'm gonna need more of her in this blue outfit plz.
Is B-boi wearing masscara or eye liner?
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No wonder that the @fit males are all faggots. How could you possibly train with DAT ASS bouncing around in front of you.
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There is Extra Andro in this Andro Friday for sure.
This one is for my ninjaz:
This one is for my ninjaz:
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The One True Rant wrote:Fat Cat wrote:
I'm gonna need more of her in this blue outfit plz.
Is B-boi wearing masscara or eye liner?
Sweet Gorilla Fuck, Rant, that pic was from like 150 pages back. Try to keep up with the rest of the class.
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"The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell."
@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:The One True Rant wrote:Fat Cat wrote:
I'm gonna need more of her in this blue outfit plz.
Is B-boi wearing masscara or eye liner?
Sweet Gorilla Fuck, Rant, that pic was from like 150 pages back. Try to keep up with the rest of the class.
The eye liner and lips stick on b-boi was ignored. This thread need to slow down and focus on the hate.
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