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The One True Rant wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
The One True Rant wrote:
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I'm gonna need more of her in this blue outfit plz.

Is B-boi wearing masscara or eye liner?

Sweet Gorilla Fuck, Rant, that pic was from like 150 pages back. Try to keep up with the rest of the class.

The eye liner and lips stick on b-boi was ignored. This thread need to slow down and focus on the hate.
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Seriously, who is this delicious chunk of muscle and why isn't tied up in my pantry?

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Seriously, who is this delicious chunk of muscle and why isn't tied up in my pantry?

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would i be wrong in thinking drugs have been involved in the making of that body?
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dead man walking wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Seriously, who is this delicious chunk of muscle and why isn't tied up in my pantry?

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would i be wrong in thinking drugs have been involved in the making of that body?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
The One True Rant wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Image

I'm gonna need more of her in this blue outfit plz.

Is B-boi wearing masscara or eye liner?

Sweet Gorilla Fuck, Rant, that pic was from like 150 pages back. Try to keep up with the rest of the class.
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People, people...let's right this ship and get back on course for fuck's sake. We can make a million views if we get back to what this thread is all about...wait...what is this thread all about? Oh, yeah, now I remember...how 'bout focusing on the silliness, dumbassity, and general weirdness that is the @fit nation? Along with some occasional andro stuff.
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I'm not sure what this is all about, but I really do like it.

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@fit Burka?
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Crust Bucket wrote:I'm not sure what this is all about, but I really do like it.

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That's a serious pooper.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:I'm not sure what this is all about, but I really do like it.

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That's a serious pooper.
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powerlifter54 wrote:Image

@fit Burka?
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TROY, please try to refrain from using the word "pooper" to describe a hot azz. Although drilling people in the azz is my speciality, I consciously choose to view this wonderful area with lust and amazement and use it for my sexual gratification. Pooper connotates this area as a means of evacuation of waste material which is wrong and a major buzz kill.
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Shapecharge wrote:TROY, please try to refrain from using the word "pooper" to describe a hot azz. Although drilling people in the azz is my speciality, I consciously choose to view this wonderful area with lust and amazement and use it for my sexual gratification. Pooper connotates this area as a means of evacuation of waste material which is wrong and a major buzz kill.
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Shapecharge wrote:TROY, please try to refrain from using the word "pooper" to describe a hot azz. Although drilling people in the azz is my speciality, I consciously choose to view this wonderful area with lust and amazement and use it for my sexual gratification. Pooper connotates this area as a means of evacuation of waste material which is wrong and a major buzz kill.
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Mickey O'neil wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:TROY, please try to refrain from using the word "pooper" to describe a hot azz. Although drilling people in the azz is my speciality, I consciously choose to view this wonderful area with lust and amazement and use it for my sexual gratification. Pooper connotates this area as a means of evacuation of waste material which is wrong and a major buzz kill.
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WGM, Please tell me there is are bigger versions of these pictures somewhere on the interwebz!!! BRAVO to your work!!!!

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Freki wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:TROY, please try to refrain from using the word "pooper" to describe a hot azz. Although drilling people in the azz is my speciality, I consciously choose to view this wonderful area with lust and amazement and use it for my sexual gratification. Pooper connotates this area as a means of evacuation of waste material which is wrong and a major buzz kill.
LOL! I love you so much, Shape.
Perhaps I could interest you two in my new business idea. Gay sports bar: Pitchers and Catchers. Figure we could really pack them in.
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Freki wrote:
Perhaps I could interest you two in my new business idea. Gay sports bar: Pitchers and Catchers. Figure we could really pack them in.
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Shit.

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Firebreather – Fie-r’-brë-th-er: (n) 1. One who faces the triumphs and tribulations of great physical opposition with an indomitable spirit. 2. An optimistic energy associated with the heart of an athlete.
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Gin Master wrote:You're welcome for the hate top-off.

http://www.firebreatherathletics.com/pages/history
Firebreather – Fie-r’-brë-th-er: (n) 1. One who faces the triumphs and tribulations of great physical opposition with an indomitable spirit. 2. An optimistic energy associated with the heart of an athlete.
Do you "face a triumph"?

Google says it's an intransitive verb, something that happens.

Must of had RhabdoBrain(tm) when making up the definition.
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You too can be a firebreather in this handsome "Amundson" tshirt. A bargain at $42.

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Or how about this beauty for $52? But you have to be EEEEELEEEETE to wear it.
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The Firebreather Athletics™ garment that has to be earned! The exclusive Firebreather Athletics™ Award Series garments are presented to winners of the Firebreather Athletics Firebreather Award™. In addition, CrossFit® Affiliate owners may purchase Award Series garments from Firebreather Athletics™ to reward athletes in their gym who display an indomitable spirit in the face of great opposition. These beautifully crafted and individually numbered shirts are worn with pride by athletes who have been recognized by their peers as true Firebreathers! Welcome to the Firebreather family.
Why not this gem to let people know how special you really are?

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The Nightman wrote:Must of had RhabdoBrain(tm) when making up the definition.
RhabdoBrain(tm) was definitely involved in the creating of today's WOD:

21-18-15-12-9-6 and 3 rep rounds of:
Sumo deadlift high-pull, 75 pounds
Push jerk, 75 pounds

Besides the fact that it is a completely retarded workout, a 75 pound push jerk? Really? #-o

I guess this is how you achieve nice veins on your forearms while at the same time looking like you don't workout at all.
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Please clarify. Does the brown @Fit t'shirt say "Let's get this PAIN party started"? (doubtful)... or... (more likely) "Let's get this PALM party started"?
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