I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:32 pm

Here's Katy making me some fried eggs.

Waiting for me to take her.

Cowboys and Aliens · Post by **Cowboys and Aliens** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:54 pm

What I like about her is that she isn't some kind of closet slut, she's really putting it out there for everyone to see. I think she definitely does lots of kinky shit in the sack...

To summarize:

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:27 pm

She named her cat Kitty Purry, which I thought was pretty clever.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:07 pm

You don't make the cut, boys.

Andy77 · Post by **Andy77** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:58 pm

She applied for a position in my stable. I'll lease her out to you, Mickey,

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:04 am

Andy76 wrote:She applied for a position in my stable. I'll lease her out to you, Mickey,

Consider it done.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:28 am

Kazuya Mishima wrote:You don't make the cut, boys.

This photo is simply disturbing.

I'm thinking the engagement will be a no go. She's already disgusted with his blasphemy. She must know about this thread.

Katy Perry wrote:Last week, the same day Lady Gaga premiered her clip for "Alejandro," fellow pop star Katy Perry posted a tweet that many fans thought was in response to the video's religious imagery. "Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke," Perry posted.

She went on to specify that it wasn't just Gaga's "Alejandro" that left her underwhelmed by pop culture's use of religious imagery.

"You know, when Madonna was on a cross, and sometimes my boyfriend will say things that are a little bit 'eh' for me, from where I come from," she said of her upbringing with her parents, who are both pastors.

"But, on the other hand", said Perry, "I am totally digging this forty-year-old dude from North Carolina and I guess that's a little bit naughty."

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:27 am

syaigh wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:You don't make the cut, boys.

This photo is simply disturbing.

I'm thinking the engagement will be a no go. She's already disgusted with his blasphemy. She must know about this thread.

Katy Perry wrote:Last week, the same day Lady Gaga premiered her clip for "Alejandro," fellow pop star Katy Perry posted a tweet that many fans thought was in response to the video's religious imagery. "Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke," Perry posted.

She went on to specify that it wasn't just Gaga's "Alejandro" that left her underwhelmed by pop culture's use of religious imagery.

"You know, when Madonna was on a cross, and sometimes my boyfriend will say things that are a little bit 'eh' for me, from where I come from," she said of her upbringing with her parents, who are both pastors.

"But, on the other hand", said Perry, "I am totally digging this forty-year-old dude from North Carolina and I guess that's a little bit naughty."

Word. I knew she was into me. Of korse, most ladies are.

Andy77 · Post by **Andy77** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:17 pm

Mickey O'neil wrote:
Andy76 wrote:She applied for a position in my stable. I'll lease her out to you, Mickey,
Consider it done.

Deal. $1000 a week fo me. She can make that for you in a 15 minute session.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:57 pm

Andy76 wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:
Andy76 wrote:She applied for a position in my stable. I'll lease her out to you, Mickey,
Consider it done.
Deal. Three cans of spam and a pack of generic Virginia Slims a week fo me. She can make that for you in a 15 minute session.

Purple Onion · Post by **Purple Onion** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:30 pm

Mickey O'neil wrote:Here's Katy making me some fried eggs.

Waiting for me to take her.

Where the fuck are her hips? Take away the fake tits and she's just a dude with fat legs.

Andy77 · Post by **Andy77** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:36 pm

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Andy76 wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:
Andy76 wrote:She applied for a position in my stable. I'll lease her out to you, Mickey,
Consider it done.
Deal. Three cans of spam and a pack of generic Virginia Slims a week fo me. She can make that for you in a 15 minute session.

Nevermind talkin' like that at me. I'll strike you dead with lightning.

BTW. Congrats on converting Fat Cat to RC Catholicism!

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:54 pm

Purple Onion wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:Here's Katy making me some fried eggs.

Waiting for me to take her.

Where the fuck are her hips? Take away the fake tits and she's just a dude with fat legs.

Round here we have a name for guys like you. That name is faggots.

BTW, those tits are real, and they're spectacular.

Purple Onion · Post by **Purple Onion** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:17 pm

Herv100 wrote:
Purple Onion wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:Here's Katy making me some fried eggs.

Waiting for me to take her.

Where the fuck are her hips? Take away the fake tits and she's just a dude with fat legs.
Round here we have a name for guys like you. That name is faggots.

BTW, those tits are real, and they're spectacular.

I've no problem with an attraction to breast augmented boys as long as you keep it between consenting adults.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:47 pm

Andy76 wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:
Andy76 wrote:She applied for a position in my stable. I'll lease her out to you, Mickey,
Consider it done.
Deal. $1000 a week fo me. She can make that for you in a 15 minute session.

I'm not putting her out. She's all for me.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:48 pm

Purple Onion wrote:
Herv100 wrote:
Purple Onion wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:Here's Katy making me some fried eggs.

Waiting for me to take her.

Where the fuck are her hips? Take away the fake tits and she's just a dude with fat legs.
Round here we have a name for guys like you. That name is faggots.

BTW, those tits are real, and they're spectacular.
I've no problem with an attraction to breast augmented boys as long as you keep it between consenting adults.

Go suck your girlfriends dick, po. And yes, they are real, and they're spectacular. You fucking dumb twat.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:54 pm

Mick my Tasmanian honey-badger brother, c'mon now. We need to be realistic. You will likely offend her when you first meet her and it will be over before it even starts. Here's how it would likely go down: You'll see her and walk up to her. She'll be all decked out in some crazy outfit. You'll be standing there all wide-eyed and say something goofy like, "your hair really smells terrific!" Given that you'll only be tall enough to be at crotch height to her, she'll slap you and call security.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:57 pm

Shapecharge wrote:Mick my Tasmanian honey-badger brother, c'mon now. We need to be realistic. You will likely offend her when you first meet her and it will be over before it even starts. Here's how it would likely go down: You'll see her and walk up to her. She'll be all decked out in some crazy outfit. You'll be standing there all wide-eyed and say something goofy like, "your hair really smells terrific!" Given that you'll only be tall enough to be at crotch height to her, she'll slap you and call security.

Tsk, tsk, Shapebaby. I have mad game and plenty of experience. They don't call me LL Cool M for nothing. I would have her eating out of the palm of my hand. Then I would be eating out of the palm of her crotch.

Gav · Post by **Gav** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:18 pm

She's not really trying the 'good little priest's daughter' card.

BTW Mickey, seeing as I'm tall we could work something out. You get on my shoulders while I'm on my knees. You should be about the right height for kissing her and by my calculations my face should be tit high. That should work well for both of us.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:01 pm

I appreciate the offer, Gav, but I'll climb her like a set of monkey bars.

Purple Onion · Post by **Purple Onion** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:17 pm

Mickey O'neil wrote:
Purple Onion wrote:
Herv100 wrote:
Purple Onion wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:Here's Katy making me some fried eggs.

Waiting for me to take her.

Where the fuck are her hips? Take away the fake tits and she's just a dude with fat legs.
Round here we have a name for guys like you. That name is faggots.

BTW, those tits are real, and they're spectacular.
I've no problem with an attraction to breast augmented boys as long as you keep it between consenting adults.
Go suck your girlfriends dick, po. And yes, they are real, and they're spectacular. You fucking dumb twat.

I really don't care if you are into chicks with dicks, or dudes, or simply into projecting this fetish onto others. Just make sure they are of age, that's all I'm saying.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:35 pm

You really are dense.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:36 pm

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:44 am

Dat Azz!!!

Cowboys and Aliens · Post by **Cowboys and Aliens** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:05 pm

Mickey O'neil wrote:

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Lots of clappy hands for DAT AZZ!!!

IGX

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