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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Tony Budding and his whole schtick of "You don't know what really happened!" when I'd just got off the fucking phone with 3 of the people involved in that bullshit (other than couch) was beyond stupid and ridiculous. What a feebleminded attempt at spindoctoring. A disgusting illustration of how things were going to be.

The amount of inside knowledge that makes it's way towards me via both first hand and second hand sources is astonishing. I wish I would have never listened to Dan when he said "Check out this Crossfit stuff, some of it's kind of cool."

FUCK!
Still feeling like you can't scrub the @Fit dirt off with a Brillo pad? :Hangman:
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chubbyhubby wrote:A little Parenting 101 for all the fathers out there...

BUT don't ignore her so much that you create this
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WTF I don't see the problem here.
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Yeah, me neither. She's fucking hot.
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"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

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powerlifter54 wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZfF9diwIE[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNzax3rbYM[/youtube]


Wow.
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That. Was. AWESOME.
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rjudo wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZfF9diwIE[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNzax3rbYM[/youtube]


Wow.
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That was fucking great! =D> =D> =D>
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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am i on crack or did 'unskeered' not make the ink montage?

pretty badass, nonetheless...
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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It's stellar when everyone refers to her as Barky.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Image
Please do not involve Jezzy in the couch thread.
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Image
Insect. Inelectubly.
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That may explain a lot of the raging alcoholism I've noted amongst Islander acquaintances of mine.

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Do Maori O Lifters still dine on human flesh? Doesn't get more Paleo than that.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's stellar when everyone refers to her as Barky.
How did that nickname come about?
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's stellar when everyone refers to her as Barky.
How did that nickname come about?
She made some claim that she was ugly as a child/teen and people called her that because she looked like a dog.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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powerlifter54 wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Image
Please do not involve Jezzy in the couch thread.
That's... 130? Depending on the collars. I wouldn't give a damn if I looked like Rezazedeh if I could snatch that.
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But can she do double unders?

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WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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Jezebel Jones wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Image
Please do not involve Jezzy in the couch thread.
That's... 130? Depending on the collars. I wouldn't give a damn if I looked like Rezazedeh if I could snatch that.

yeah, very close to 3 bills on the bar and pulling it.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Do Maori O Lifters still dine on human flesh? Doesn't get more Paleo than that.
Naw. About as close as you're going to get to that is the Samoan guy that ate his dog a few months back.

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friedquads wrote:WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?

The 50 foot pole marks from the "Elleet athletes" who aren't even trying to do that.
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

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powerlifter54 wrote:
friedquads wrote:WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?

The 50 foot pole marks from the "Elleet athletes" who aren't even trying to do that.
Found it. It's a Samoan thing, specifically a Samoan woman thing called a Malu tattoo.

I got to respect those Samoans. When they ink, it's art and it's cultural heritage. When most @Fitters ink, it just brings up newer levels of doucheness.
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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friedquads wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:
friedquads wrote:WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?

The 50 foot pole marks from the "Elleet athletes" who aren't even trying to do that.
Found it. It's a Samoan thing, specifically a Samoan woman thing called a Malu tattoo.

I got to respect those Samoans. When they ink, it's art and it's cultural heritage. When most @Fitters ink, it's OTHER PEOPLE'S art and cultural heritage.

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