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friedquads wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:
friedquads wrote:WTF are those dots on her quads? Tattoos?

The 50 foot pole marks from the "Elleet athletes" who aren't even trying to do that.
Found it. It's a Samoan thing, specifically a Samoan woman thing called a Malu tattoo.

I got to respect those Samoans. When they ink, it's art and it's cultural heritage. When most @Fitters ink, it just brings up newer levels of doucheness.
A lot of Europeans inked for centuries. Samoans are a bunch of lazy pigs. Fuck them.
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Name that @fitter.

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The One True Rant wrote:Name that @fitter.

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Pencilneck?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
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Is that the condition caused by toppling over backwards while doing zerchers?
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That dude is the ancestor to the Kaminos.
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relative of jeek?
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that's just what crossfitters look like when they're holding an oly bar and not a piece of PVC.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/007191.html
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Bwahahaha
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Apparently couch shared his gin.
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I still find it odd that the ex-Mrs Couch still is employed with @Fit Inc.
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Mrs. Ex-Couch owns 51% and has since day 1.
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Rule 34 on Lauren
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Does anyone else see the humor in trying to apply "hard routine" SPECOP principles to "everyday life"?
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Anyone have the Crossfit Baby spoof handy? I'm too lazy to go through hundreds of threads.

All I remember is I laughed and laughed and it contained the phrase "inseminated by living god, greg glassman".
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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:Aside from WTF Andy McNab has to do with @fit?!!?, the reference to Alexander the Great proves that @fit is now quite literally beyond parody, as Kraj's flyer goes to show.
They didn't even get the references right. Alexander didn't burn his navy, Xiang Yu did.
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Research is not their forte.

I'm going to bust out my hard routine at the grocery store. It takes mental toughness and an iron will to get through that produce department. Sales be damned!
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Does Going Commando count as a hard routine?
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:Does Going Commando count as a hard routine?
Only if your balls are tactical.
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syaigh wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:Does Going Commando count as a hard routine?
Only if your balls are tactical.
Lie back and I'll show you how use them as improvised eye pillows.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:Does Going Commando count as a hard routine?
Only if your balls are tactical.
Lie back and I'll show you how use them as improvised eye pillows.
Tactical indeed.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
syaigh wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:Does Going Commando count as a hard routine?
Only if your balls are tactical.
Lie back and I'll show you how use them as improvised eye pillows.
Knock that shit off!
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