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The chicks in the B&W are downright blocky.
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chubbyhubby wrote:There really needs to be a time limit on how long a girl does crossfit. Tamara recently put up some progress pics. Here she is 1 year ago:
She had only been doing it for about 4 months and had gotten herself in decent shape, but as she says, still had boobs.
Here she is today on the WGM site.
Grisled jerky. I hate to think what the 1 year "progress" pics of the cutie in the yellow top will look like.
The chick on the right looks like a meth addict.
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I have been saying this for some time. In his defense he used to post all the pics on this thread every day that ended with "y". It was quite tedious. Now he just shamelessly self promotes but my guess is that the site will sputter out. I have noticed a lot of re-runs lately. Besides all that his site simply objectifies women in a different fashion and I have alway been opposed to this.Yes, I'm drunk wrote:If these attention whores are SENDING their own pics to WGM doesn't this miss the point about it all? I know its just a money spinner for WGM now, and that's fine, but its a bit old hat to be using the thread as an advertising deck for this shit.
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Looks like a transgender to me, male to female.Rant version 5.3 wrote:
The chick on the right looks like a meth addict.
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Either of the two ladies in the front would be more than welcome to fuck me senseless.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:the ladies, in front, in the black and white pic look like they could do some squattin. Nothing like some thick, chesty women.
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Just saying the above picture's subjects might be a tad more fun to know than the below pictures.

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Especially the one on the right.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Either of the two ladies in the front would be more than welcome to fuck me senseless.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:the ladies, in front, in the black and white pic look like they could do some squattin. Nothing like some thick, chesty women.



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@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
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@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
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It also seems ironic that @fitters demean the "bicep and bench" crowd and yet all of these pics are broads with ZERO biceps trying to show them off??powerlifter54 wrote:
Just saying the above picture's subjects might be a tad more fun to know than the below pictures.
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Team Gorilla is definitely part of the solution. There's a revolution happening, although it's a very slow-motion one, and it's due in large part to the couch thread, and to a lesser degree to subversive influences like Team Gorilla.chubbyhubby wrote:And we love you for doing it.WildGorillaMan wrote:The Gorilla loves his job.
But you really need to go all out on your site. Set up a forum so the CFers that would never post at a place like this have somewhere to vent, post daily WOD's that are scored based on max reps and photos per round, link up to all the free shit on the net posted by ex-CFers like Dan John, Wolf, etc. Basically, just recreate crossfit.com without all the stupid.
Everyone that checks this thread wants to see CFHQ go down, I think GorillaFit is the means to do it.
Talking to @fitters, what really blows me away is how many of them don't know who the dramatis personae from HQ are. It's not just that they don't know the drama, they actually don't know who they are. How can you do Crossfit and not know who Greg Glassman is? Apparently it's easy. For the rank and file in the community all they know about @fit is their neighborhood box and the hardworking people who run them.
That just tells me that HQ continues to bungle their brand, and are slowly, inadvertently removing themselves from relevance. HQ needs the community, the community doesn't need HQ. Team Gorilla loves the community, we don't love HQ, and the feeling is apparently mutual.
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fuck this noise.
the wheels were destined to come off the bus, the couch thread et al are just little flags going up on the periphery. all that is bad about crossfit was going to fester up and all that is good about it will be hacked off, modified, commodified and sold again (hopefully with a little more integrity than HQ managed) all this would happen without t-shirts, facebook and the snickering at IGX.
same thing with Kettelbells. they were always good tools/ridiculous cult item and Dragondoor was always resource/joke.
The Royal We had little to do with it.
the wheels were destined to come off the bus, the couch thread et al are just little flags going up on the periphery. all that is bad about crossfit was going to fester up and all that is good about it will be hacked off, modified, commodified and sold again (hopefully with a little more integrity than HQ managed) all this would happen without t-shirts, facebook and the snickering at IGX.
same thing with Kettelbells. they were always good tools/ridiculous cult item and Dragondoor was always resource/joke.
The Royal We had little to do with it.
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Yeah, but if you double up on the ones below...powerlifter54 wrote:
Just saying the above picture's subjects might be a tad more fun to know than the below pictures.
EDIT: Give new meaning to "double under"?
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Thank God @fitters are there to protect us:


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I know. Never know when I'll need somebody to do burpees and double-unders so I don't have to.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Thank God @fitters are there to protect us:
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Hmmm, I didn't receive any nude photos. Am I not good enough?syaigh wrote:Please. You know what I look like. I updated things recently, you know.dead man walking wrote:we'll need to see pics to confirmsyaigh wrote: . . look a lot better as well.
Apparently, I share nude photos when I'm drunk, but the parties involved accepted my apologies and told me they erased them off their hard drive.
However, I did go to a liberal arts college and posed for some "photography majors". So, who knows what's out there. And that would have been almost 20 years ago when I was a sweet young thing.
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perhaps she realizes her photos would get lost among all the other nude photos women regularly send youMickey O'neil wrote:Hmmm, I didn't receive any nude photos. Am I not good enough?syaigh wrote:Please. You know what I look like. I updated things recently, you know.dead man walking wrote:we'll need to see pics to confirmsyaigh wrote: . . look a lot better as well.
Apparently, I share nude photos when I'm drunk, but the parties involved accepted my apologies and told me they erased them off their hard drive.
However, I did go to a liberal arts college and posed for some "photography majors". So, who knows what's out there. And that would have been almost 20 years ago when I was a sweet young thing.
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syaigh knows she's special.dead man walking wrote:perhaps she realizes her photos would get lost among all the other nude photos women regularly send youMickey O'neil wrote:Hmmm, I didn't receive any nude photos. Am I not good enough?syaigh wrote:Please. You know what I look like. I updated things recently, you know.dead man walking wrote:we'll need to see pics to confirmsyaigh wrote: . . look a lot better as well.
Apparently, I share nude photos when I'm drunk, but the parties involved accepted my apologies and told me they erased them off their hard drive.
However, I did go to a liberal arts college and posed for some "photography majors". So, who knows what's out there. And that would have been almost 20 years ago when I was a sweet young thing.
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And now, fatuous George Orwell misquotes for time. On a extra-medium t-shirt, naturally.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Thank God @fitters are there to protect us:
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tzg wrote:I know. Never know when I'll need somebody to do burpees and double-unders so I don't have to.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Thank God @fitters are there to protect us:





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Not sure if this was posted a few weeks ago......I found it funny as shit, but that's just me...


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Come on, I know Katy Perry is blowing up your inbox. I don't stand a chance.Mickey O'neil wrote:syaigh knows she's special.dead man walking wrote:perhaps she realizes her photos would get lost among all the other nude photos women regularly send youMickey O'neil wrote:Hmmm, I didn't receive any nude photos. Am I not good enough?syaigh wrote:Please. You know what I look like. I updated things recently, you know.dead man walking wrote:we'll need to see pics to confirmsyaigh wrote: . . look a lot better as well.
Apparently, I share nude photos when I'm drunk, but the parties involved accepted my apologies and told me they erased them off their hard drive.
However, I did go to a liberal arts college and posed for some "photography majors". So, who knows what's out there. And that would have been almost 20 years ago when I was a sweet young thing.
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FUCKING MORONS. And I'm pretty sure that's a kids medium.Onan The Barbarian wrote:And now, fatuous George Orwell misquotes for time. On a extra-medium t-shirt, naturally.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Thank God @fitters are there to protect us:
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big_t2100 wrote:Not sure if this was posted a few weeks ago......I found it funny as shit, but that's just me...

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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.

