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As much as I hate to project my faygottry yet again but there is an article on working out in the Men's Journal this month and one of the first things mentioned in the article is "You don't @fit to get into shape."
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Runt suggested I post this here...
A dating site for @fitters.
http://www.facebook.com/datingrxd#!/datingrxd
Soon to be released on October 31st.
A dating site for @fitters.
http://www.facebook.com/datingrxd#!/datingrxd
Soon to be released on October 31st.
Discuss...The mission of the DatingRx'd website is to bring together couples that share a common and sometimes obsessive interest in fitness.
http://www.datingrxd.com/
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LULZ. Glassman has been pulling high 5s and then low 6s as a personal salary for as long as he could. Lauren too. Consider that he was paying Budding and Carrol and Castro low 6 figure salaries for some time too, no fucking wonder the organization didn't show a profit as a corporation for a few years.
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OgreOnRoids wrote:Runt suggested I post this here...
A dating site for @fitters.
http://www.facebook.com/datingrxd#!/datingrxd
Soon to be released on October 31st.
Discuss...The mission of the DatingRx'd website is to bring together couples that share a common and sometimes obsessive interest in fitness.
http://www.datingrxd.com/
One more way to measure who WODs the fastest...
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Datingrxd.com: For women and the men who resemble them.OgreOnRoids wrote:Runt suggested I post this here...
A dating site for @fitters.
http://www.facebook.com/datingrxd#!/datingrxd
Soon to be released on October 31st.
Discuss...The mission of the DatingRx'd website is to bring together couples that share a common and sometimes obsessive interest in fitness.
http://www.datingrxd.com/
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http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... Castro.mov
The above video was interesting.
Khalipa and Lipson are pretty damn strong, though Lipson was squatting high as fuck. Castro doesn't lift weights very often, and you can tell. His form is, to put it mildly, fucking terrible in the squat and deadlift, and his press is really weak. He gets folded up like a cheap suit in every squat. Tons of hitching in the deadlift, though, only the light ones would have passed in a PL meet. I will say that Castro humping the deadlift bar like a monkey fucking a football for 20+ seconds was a good effort, although I'm surprised he didn't blow out his back on that one.
The above video was interesting.
Khalipa and Lipson are pretty damn strong, though Lipson was squatting high as fuck. Castro doesn't lift weights very often, and you can tell. His form is, to put it mildly, fucking terrible in the squat and deadlift, and his press is really weak. He gets folded up like a cheap suit in every squat. Tons of hitching in the deadlift, though, only the light ones would have passed in a PL meet. I will say that Castro humping the deadlift bar like a monkey fucking a football for 20+ seconds was a good effort, although I'm surprised he didn't blow out his back on that one.
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Holy shit Castro looked like garbage. A 145 press? Fuck. And I don't care about "good effort!!!" when it takes him 30 seconds of resting the bar on his knees & his hips are still too weak to push through 435. He honestly looked like he almost never lifts. Hopefully he's good at [something related to Cultfit if not lifting heavy?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... Castro.mov
The above video was interesting.
Khalipa and Lipson are pretty damn strong, though Lipson was squatting high as fuck. Castro doesn't lift weights very often, and you can tell. His form is, to put it mildly, fucking terrible in the squat and deadlift, and his press is really weak. He gets folded up like a cheap suit in every squat. Tons of hitching in the deadlift, though, only the light ones would have passed in a PL meet. I will say that Castro humping the deadlift bar like a monkey fucking a football for 20+ seconds was a good effort, although I'm surprised he didn't blow out his back on that one.
Lipson was getting high but he's maxing in his garage (?) and we're all guilty of that. LOL
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They should have sent that kid with the hat out for snacks and coffee. The other guys were strong but most of their lifts were not legal. Too high on the squats and way too much hitching. Those presses were all a joke. What's a legal press anyway? Why don't they just bench and quit being douchebags? I'll give them credit for attempting some weight. They most be gods among the Kool-Aid crowd.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... Castro.mov
The above video was interesting.
Khalipa and Lipson are pretty damn strong, though Lipson was squatting high as fuck. Castro doesn't lift weights very often, and you can tell. His form is, to put it mildly, fucking terrible in the squat and deadlift, and his press is really weak. He gets folded up like a cheap suit in every squat. Tons of hitching in the deadlift, though, only the light ones would have passed in a PL meet. I will say that Castro humping the deadlift bar like a monkey fucking a football for 20+ seconds was a good effort, although I'm surprised he didn't blow out his back on that one.
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Bizarrely, this is the home page of the Crossfit affiliate closest to me.
http://www.crossfitsouth.co.uk/
http://www.crossfitsouth.co.uk/
We all want to be fit. Sometimes we try exercise programs, diets and even relaxation methods to be fit. However, there has to be a way to get seriously fit. There has to be a total workout that tones and works the entire body. That workout needs to be done on a regular basis. It shouldn't be too strenuous, but it should be a workout that gets the heart beating and the blood pumping. This is the real way to get seriously fit. A perfect workout should include some weight lifting, power walking or running, and agility training that will get you jumping higher.
The following workout is excellent for working the entire body.
The first part of the workout is the warm-up. Jump rope for two minutes. The purpose of this is to get the heart rate up. Then, do two sets of twenty jumping jacks. Now jump rope again for another two minutes. This completes the warm-up. It's really very simple.
The next part of the workout is cardio. Instead of buying a treadmill or stair climber, this workout will give the same benefits. All it takes is a stairway and a driveway. First, run up and and walk down the stairs for four minutes. Run up the driveway and walk back down for four minutes. Repeat these activities for two or three more times.
Get your finances fit, too! Consider buying a short term car insurance policy instead of a full year, it could save you a lot of money! And, if you're young you may want to look at a specialist young driver's car insurance policy.
Weight training is the next step. You can use those simple hand weights. If you don't own those, you can find things around the house that will serve the same purpose. Canned goods will work for this. Just be sure that the two cans weigh the same. Using the hand weights, or cans, do twenty repetitions of the bicep curl. This is done by keeping the elbows at your sides and raising your hands to your shoulders. Then return your hands back down to the side of the body.
For weight training, the next part will be twenty repetitions of the overhead press. Raise your hands over your head and lower them down to your shoulders. Then raise them back up again making your arms straight.
The last part of the weight training is the chest press. This should also be done in twenty repetitions. Move your arms out horizontally to the side at a 90-degree angle. Pull them back in to your shoulders and then do it again.
This workout is almost finished. Now do 20 repetitions of tricep dips. Using your couch, keep your feet on the floor and your hands right on the edge of the couch. Then move your body up and down. After these repetitions, do twenty lunges. Be sure to alternate the feet.
The last part is the easiest and the most relaxing. It's the cool down. A cool down is very important because it cools you off slowly and gradually and lets the muscles tone. It also brings the heart level down to its' normal rate. The best cool downs are doing yoga or pilates. Get a DVD and play one of these right in your own home.
That is the whole workout. It can condition, tone and work the entire body. It's not a real strenuous workout, but a workout that takes care of all the important parts. Do this workout five times a week and the improvements will begin soon enough.
Exercise is just one very important part of getting seriously fit. Eating right is also part of that. It takes common sense to avoid foods with a lot of fat, cholesterol, are deep fried, high in calories, and high in sodium and sugar. That doesn't mean you have to avoid them all of the time, but most of the time. Everyone wants to have a treat once in a while. The important thing to remember is quantity. Never overdo any type of food. Also, eat lots of fruits, vegetables, grains and other foods with fiber.
If you smoke, quit. No matter what kind of exercise you do, a smoker will never get the full benefit of a workout the way a non-smoker does. Avoid too much alcohol and don't do drugs.
Keeping up with these good habits will keep you healthy, have a better quality of life, and keep you seriously fit for as long as you live.
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter
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I must be getting old, I can't muster the effort to shit on any of that. Sure Castro looked like crap but he looks to weigh about a buck seventy at most and he pulled more than Rant is puling right now.
The other two guys had really solid first attempts on stuff. Kahlipas first overhead was very legit as was his first two squats and the first pull. not world beating but stronger than most guys here and he weighs what? 190-200? at most.
Lipson's squats were high, but not freak-show never gonna happen high, with a set of critical training partners that guy would be dunking 500 and pulling 605 with no hitch in short order. forgetting that it's crossfit, it's three dudes fucking around for a camera and each of them had at least one lift that are nothing to snort at.
I might be done with this crap.
The other two guys had really solid first attempts on stuff. Kahlipas first overhead was very legit as was his first two squats and the first pull. not world beating but stronger than most guys here and he weighs what? 190-200? at most.
Lipson's squats were high, but not freak-show never gonna happen high, with a set of critical training partners that guy would be dunking 500 and pulling 605 with no hitch in short order. forgetting that it's crossfit, it's three dudes fucking around for a camera and each of them had at least one lift that are nothing to snort at.
I might be done with this crap.
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I agree. For three guys fooling around in a garage, yeah, it's okay. I think Lipson is a LW strongman or something, so hitching is a-okay where he competes. As an example of the marketing material for a multimillion dollar fitness corporation, it's a little lame, but, whatevs. The only thing of note is that the twig guy is writing the programming for the fitness corporation. And that the two strong guys didn't get strong doing CrossFit.Charismatic megafauna wrote:I must be getting old, I can't muster the effort to shit on any of that. Sure Castro looked like crap but he looks to weigh about a buck seventy at most and he pulled more than Rant is puling right now.
The other two guys had really solid first attempts on stuff. Kahlipas first overhead was very legit as was his first two squats and the first pull. not world beating but stronger than most guys here and he weighs what? 190-200? at most.
Lipson's squats were high, but not freak-show never gonna happen high, with a set of critical training partners that guy would be dunking 500 and pulling 605 with no hitch in short order. forgetting that it's crossfit, it's three dudes fucking around for a camera and each of them had at least one lift that are nothing to snort at.
I might be done with this crap.
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True. Not a bad effort from Castro though with atrocious form.
I know what you're feeling, CM...unless something is really good, it's not worth the time anymore.
I know what you're feeling, CM...unless something is really good, it's not worth the time anymore.
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You better look out though, CM...kratom apathy has claimed at least one IGx member.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You better look out though, CM...kratom apathy has claimed at least one IGx member.
true. given the preponderance of rant threads and general suckassery, I might be ripe for an IGX deload.
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I'm in the same boat.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:True. Not a bad effort from Castro though with atrocious form.
I know what you're feeling, CM...unless something is really good, it's not worth the time anymore.
My hate is moderate when it comes to @fit DNF but I have nothing for the strength stuff. Mainly because I don't care and I'm weak as piss.
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I'm sure those two dudes are good guys and probably a lot of fun to train with, and their gym lifts were great, for gym lifts. And yeah, I get that everybody hates Castro and wants any excuse to dogpile him, but he's no worse then ten thousand other skinny dudes on YouTube who post lifting videos just as ugly as that one. There's just not enough there that's unique or exceptional in any way to hate on.
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Not a bad effort?Shafpocalypse Now wrote:True. Not a bad effort from Castro though with atrocious form.
Not a BAD EFFORT?
NOT A BAD EFFORT??
What the fuck is this, peewee soccer league? Everyone gets a medal! Here kid, have a grape soda! You tried really really hard and made daddy proud!
That fucker walks around beating his chest, doing HQ's dirty work, and gets PAID to (apparently) write what they refer to as "programming." Yet looks like garbage and lifts like Jane if she were disabled.
"Good effort, my boy! You're A-OK!"
Fuck that.
Does ANYONE at HQ even exercise at all?
What a joke.
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You guys are acting like Asstro is just some goofball who walked in off the street and decided to "try his hand" at this lifting weights thing.
He's a fucking HQ posterboy.
Gimme a break.
If he were just your typical Kool=Aid drinker, he might get a pass.
But he's not. He's at the top of the whole pyramid scheme, and he acts like it too.
YOu guys are pissing me off.
He's a fucking HQ posterboy.
Gimme a break.
If he were just your typical Kool=Aid drinker, he might get a pass.
But he's not. He's at the top of the whole pyramid scheme, and he acts like it too.
YOu guys are pissing me off.
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I used to be angry, now I'm just entertained.
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Of course you're entertained. That's why GorillaFit exists.WildGorillaMan wrote:I used to be angry, now I'm just entertained.

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This is awful. Now I have some motivation to start pulling some weight.Charismatic megafauna wrote: Sure Castro looked like crap but he looks to weigh about a buck seventy at most and he pulled more than Rant is puling right now.
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Finally, http://www.iamunscared.com/ is up.
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i'm sorry. it needed saying.Rant (Null) wrote:This is awful. Now I have some motivation to start pulling some weight.Charismatic megafauna wrote: Sure Castro looked like crap but he looks to weigh about a buck seventy at most and he pulled more than Rant is puling right now.
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Finally, http://www.iamunscared.com/ is up.
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