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tough old man wrote:Ya know when you go on vacation and all you pack are crossfit shirts? YOU"RE A CUNT!
Dude, that's all they own.
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kreator wrote:I can't decide whether Tamara Cohen or Katherine Derbyshire should win the award for most annoying human on the Internet.
Cohen by a country mile.
My son took a bite of cupcake at a birthday party recently and then announced, “Mama, this has too much sugar in it. Can I please have a plate of hummus?” And, as much as my husband hates to admit it, even my pictures of my abs serve a good purpose. People like abs. They want to know how you got your abs. They claim that they will do anything to have abs just like yours.
http://paleochix.com/?p=1957

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That has to be one of the ugliest, most disgusting, rancid, mother-fucking human-beings ever to dwell on earth. But she thinks she's attractive. I just can't understand this :rolleyes: .

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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
lasalle wrote:
kreator wrote:I can't decide whether Tamara Cohen or Katherine Derbyshire should win the award for most annoying human on the Internet.
Cohen by a country mile.
My son took a bite of cupcake at a birthday party recently and then announced, “Mama, this has too much sugar in it. Can I please have a plate of hummus?” And, as much as my husband hates to admit it, even my pictures of my abs serve a good purpose. People like abs. They want to know how you got your abs. They claim that they will do anything to have abs just like yours.
http://paleochix.com/?p=1957

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That has to be one of the ugliest, most disgusting, rancid, mother-fucking human-beings ever to dwell on earth. But she thinks she's attractive. I just can't understand this :rolleyes: .
Careful the dykes, along with Tamara and the others from the Wrecked-face Crew will tell you to shut it. Then they'll likely try to emasculate you for having the audacity of speaking your mind, HERE of all places and thinking that these ugly pigs are a blight on society..


Then they'll tell you that Tamara is good people.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
lasalle wrote:
kreator wrote:I can't decide whether Tamara Cohen or Katherine Derbyshire should win the award for most annoying human on the Internet.
Cohen by a country mile.
My son took a bite of cupcake at a birthday party recently and then announced, “Mama, this has too much sugar in it. Can I please have a plate of hummus?” And, as much as my husband hates to admit it, even my pictures of my abs serve a good purpose. People like abs. They want to know how you got your abs. They claim that they will do anything to have abs just like yours.
http://paleochix.com/?p=1957

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That has to be one of the ugliest, most disgusting, rancid, mother-fucking human-beings ever to dwell on earth. But she thinks she's attractive. I just can't understand this :rolleyes: .
Careful the dykes, along with Tamara and the others from the Wrecked-face Crew will tell you to shut it. Then they'll likely try to emasculate you for having the audacity of speaking your mind, HERE of all places and thinking that these ugly pigs are a blight on society..


Then they'll tell you that Tamara is good people.
She can be "good people" and still be pig-disgusting, rancid, etc. at the same time. The two aren't mutually exclusive, you know. Yes, I'm drunk is right at any rate.
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booty_poppin_xfit_bitch wrote:Between Allison Betof, You, Mie Yoshinaga, Jeannie Pino Barrow, Mandy Jahshan and Tamara Cohen


Tamara Cohen October 27 at 7:44pm Reply• Report
Okay, girls. YOU are my focus group. Glenn Pendlay is letting me develop a women's clothing line for him. Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous. Anyway, I have a million ideas, but I wanted to get your opinions as to what you would actually buy. If you love me and want to help me, please respond. If not, I will still love you.

I think I am starting with t-shirts and knee socks. Shorts are a pain in the ass. I don't buy shorts online. I like my lululemon shorts and my sequined shorts, haha. I don't think we are going to make Pendlay sequined shorts, though :).

So, for shirts, what is most appealing to you? I would like to make a burnout tee like: http://www.alternativeapparel.com/Shop/ ... Y&Color=BK because I'd actually WEAR that outside of the gym. My other choice would be something more simple like the American Apparel Track Tee http://store.americanapparel.net/tr301.html because everyone seems to like how that fits for a more typical "gym" shirt, and it also looks good as a regular shirt.

Then, would you rather it just have a Pendlay logo on it or do you want some badass type saying?

Finally, colors. I like the Alternative Apparel violet, cobalt and black in the burnout tee. Or in the Track Tee the orchid or evergreen. Or would you rather have BORING GRAY?

Anything else? I LOOOOOOOVE YOU.

Allison Betof October 27 at 7:50pm Reply• Report
YESSS!!! Yay! I love this. So, I would add two things that female crossfitters wear ALL the time. Tank tops (for those of us who aren't that comfortable in just sports bras). The bella long is a popular one- I have a bunch from different crossfit boxes and I LOVE them. And, of course, sports bras since we often work out in just that. You know Pendalay will love the idea of having his name stamped on thousands of women's chests.

As for your ideas- I love burnout tees so I'm definitely in favor of them and the AA tees fit awesome. :-)

Mandy Jahshan October 27 at 7:52pm Reply• Report
burnout colors that are bad ass: violet, cobalt, black, and kelly green is pretty baller too. but i am partial to the track tees. i have a one from CF durham in the orchid. its fucking cool. and what the fuck is the point of you developing a womens line if there isnt something inappropriate, offensive, or at least bad ass in addition to the pendlay logo? oh.. and no boring gray. ps- tell me how delicious the peanut butter was. i miss it.

Tamara Cohen October 27 at 8:11pm Reply• Report
Okay, yes, yes, I meant to talk about tank tops. And, I had originally mentioned sports bras to Glenn, BUT, the ones that tend to be cheap enough to print are not good for women with boobs bigger than a B or small C. So, I gotta research that. Like, look at the BlingFit bras I just ordered. They are the cheap stretchy Champion ones from Target. No support.

I only had one tablespoon of Jif left, but I put it in the whey protein shake (chocolate with no added sugar) and a banana, and it was seriously awesome.

Ashley Thompson Denton October 27 at 9:01pm
Love that you are doing this. And I ultra love all of the above ideas especially the burn-out shirts. Big huge fan of socks myself so I think that's great. I say go for something catchy and attention grabbing. After all, that's what we are, right?!?
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Mie Yoshinaga October 27 at 9:28pm Reply• Report
This is great!! You definitely need to design a line of clothing before you start your own talk show. ;)
I will definitely buy socks and shirts (in that order)!! brighter the better and def with badass writing/graphic (I LOVE Glenn, but PENDLAY is just not cool enough to stand on its own on a shirt....) weightlifting already has a line of boring clothes, and i'm excited to finally own something cute and weightlifting related!

Tamara Cohen October 27 at 9:30pm Reply• Report
Yay. Okay, so now I'ma think of some good slogans that aren't totally overused and/or CrossFit cheesy. Then, you can decide what sucks :).

Mie Yoshinaga October 27 at 9:38pm Reply• Report
Is this going to be weightlifting-themed apparel targeted towards CFers? I think CFers buy more shirts than weightlifters....lol

Tamara Cohen October 27 at 9:42pm Reply• Report
Yes. Totally for CFers. Glenn is banking on my popularity in the CrossFit world. Obviously. Since no one in the weightlifting world knows that I exist.

Mie Yoshinaga October 27 at 9:48pm Reply• Report
Sweet. This is totally going to work then :)
we will await the list of slogans.

Jeannie Pino Barrow October 28 at 7:45am Reply• Report
I like the burnout shirts, but i love the AA shirts. I also love socks. Are you thinking different patterns for socks or an interesting logo of some sort? I can't wait to see 'tamara-isms' on t-shirts. fucking awesome. i wonder if this has sesame street potential :)

Tamara Cohen October 28 at 8:00am Reply• Report
I don't know what our options with the socks are yet. Glenn sure as hell doesn't know, but I think he has a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy, haha. I'd be okay with socks with stripes that say Pendlay on them in the colors that match the shirts.

Tamara Cohen October 28 at 12:18pm Reply• Report
Okay, I really haven't spent time slogans yet, but a few (possibly stupid) ideas:

1. Stop Sucking at Life - Pendlay Barbell
2. Be Badass - Pendlay Barbell
3. Real Girls Lift Heavy - Pendlay Barbell
4. Strong Bitch - Pendlay Barbell

Ashley Thompson Denton October 28 at 12:41pm
I really like #1 and #3. :)
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Jeannie Pino Barrow October 28 at 1:52pm Reply• Report
1-3-4...not a huge fan of bad ass. I like 4 because I would wear it. Not sure its overly 'marketable' though. you run the risk of offending people adverse to swearing.
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Ashley Thompson Denton October 28 at 2:12pm
Yeah, I think the words "badass" and "epic" are completely overused on CrossFit. If I see one more "badass epic" post from Patrick Barber I'm going to pull out all of my toenails... orrrrrrrrr maybe just de-friend him.
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Tamara Cohen October 28 at 2:31pm Reply• Report
Yeah I am not a fan of bitch because of the profanity/offensive reasons. I don't think badass is as offensive but I do agree it is overused. The other two were my faves from that list.
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Tamara Cohen October 28 at 8:22pm Reply• Report
Okay, the other thing I have to come up with is a name for the entire line. I don't think that the Tamara Cohen or TC line is gonna do the trick. Much too boring. Ideas? Something with glitter? Or world domination? Haha.

Ashley Thompson Denton October 28 at 8:32pm
What about something like

PDC
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Pull
Drop
Catch

Lame I know. First thing that came to mind though.
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Mie Yoshinaga October 28 at 8:34pm Reply• Report
Glitter>World
(that's a 'greater than' sign)

Tamara Cohen October 28 at 8:37pm Reply• Report
Nothing is lame. Certainly not anything this group would suggest. And speaking of awesome people, pimp me. PLEASE pimp me. Suggest me as a FB friend to your friends who will appreciate my awesomeness and my "faults," as Mie said, bwahaha. I really need at least 2000 FB friends for a clothing line :). Free marketing.

Tamara Cohen October 28 at 8:38pm Reply• Report
I mean, really, how can I have a clothing line without somehow incorporating glitter? Blasphemy.

Mie Yoshinaga October 28 at 8:40pm Reply• Report
Glitter Girls

Strong Girls @ Pendlay Barbels

Ashley Thompson Denton October 28 at 8:48pm
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Between Allison Betof, You, Mie Yoshinaga, Jeannie Pino Barrow, Mandy Jahshan and Tamara Cohen
Where was the mistake? Lets see...
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PRO TIP: If you get busted being an anonymous cunt on the Intarwebz don't play the "Oh noes! Someone must've hacked my Facebook account!" Card.

If you're not going to apologize then fucking OWN your hate. Say "Yeah, I did it. And I'll probably do it again." The damage is done, so at least show some backbone.
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Ashley joins the ranks of the @Fit eleetz...

Even BMacNCheeze would agree.
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chubbyhubby wrote:Couch sighting: http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... anning.mov

He seems to be resigned to the fact that he is being put out to pasture by his own company.
That's actually pretty shameful. I almost felt sorry for the guy. It was like he was giving his own eulogy.

Plus, doesn't Assman look really old now. Seems almost sad.


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Morose Couch wrote:Try to go back to where it kinda starts. We could put workouts up on the net. Forget effect. Are they quantitative? Can you tell how well you did with some precision and accuracy? That's what you have. So now you have something you can compete at.

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this is fucking hilarious. =D>
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When did Crossfit actually begin? As a business I mean - the concept is older than I am.


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Is she dressed as a man in drag?

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LOL at Booty Poppin. Somebody make with some pics of her

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Does this come across?
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