The couch thread

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spider monkey wrote:
ArtimusPiledriver wrote:That reminds me, is there a mobile WildGorillaMan site? The browser on the Blackberry sucks.
I don't know, I only check it once in awhile to make sure I'm not there.
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But woe be unto you if you show up at their gym and start masturbating in front of them! Suddenly everybody gets upset and you end up getting arrested. It doesn't make any sense!
This hypocrisy needs to be addressed.

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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
But woe be unto you if you show up at their gym and start masturbating in front of them! Suddenly everybody gets upset and you end up getting arrested. It doesn't make any sense!
This hypocrisy needs to be addressed.
Everyone gets upset because they are jealous. You have to arrive in a group and make sure nobody's left out.
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TheCoug wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
But woe be unto you if you show up at their gym and start masturbating in front of them! Suddenly everybody gets upset and you end up getting arrested. It doesn't make any sense!
This hypocrisy needs to be addressed.
Everyone gets upset because they are jealous. You have to arrive in a group and make sure nobody's left out.
Right then. Where do you train? Let's test this out.


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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
TheCoug wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
But woe be unto you if you show up at their gym and start masturbating in front of them! Suddenly everybody gets upset and you end up getting arrested. It doesn't make any sense!
This hypocrisy needs to be addressed.
Everyone gets upset because they are jealous. You have to arrive in a group and make sure nobody's left out.
Right then. Where do you train? Let's test this out.
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Forgot to quote your post artemis piledriver!

right now at crossfit full strength in phoenix and crossfit flagstaff in.. well.. flagstaff.

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For Kazuya.

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That was fucking cruel. I clicked and the first thing I saw was the tranny Gillian Mounsey. :vom:
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Grim Hamundarson wrote:
That was fucking cruel. I clicked and the first thing I saw was the tranny Gillian Mounsey. :vom:
In a certain light Gillian can be quite attractive, but she'd have to work for it.

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Yes, I'm drunk wrote: In a certain light Gillian can be quite attractive, but she'd have to work for it.
To quote Dudley Moore in "Arthur:"

"Of course, you can't depend on that light."
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Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
Grim Hamundarson wrote:
That was fucking cruel. I clicked and the first thing I saw was the tranny Gillian Mounsey. :vom:
In a certain light Gillian can be quite attractive, but she'd have to work for it.
And by light, you mean dark, right ?
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Cave Canem wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:
Grim Hamundarson wrote:
That was fucking cruel. I clicked and the first thing I saw was the tranny Gillian Mounsey. :vom:
In a certain light Gillian can be quite attractive, but she'd have to work for it.
And by light, you mean dark, right ?
If you light a candle and place it in the corner of a room under a coffee table and angle Gillian in such a way, then yes, she may just about pass for a woman. In this circumstance, I definitely would.


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Who am I kidding? I'd lick her where she shits.

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The Gorilla needs a cigarette.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:The Gorilla needs a cigarette.
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Stealing that.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:The Gorilla needs a cigarette.
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Ha! =D> =D> =D>
Bread and circuses.

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spider monkey wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:The Gorilla needs a cigarette.
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Ha! =D> =D> =D>
Just shop a cigar or joint on that shit
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Make it shorter and it'll be perfect.
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=D> =D> =D> =D>
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Well. I see this thread is still a waste.

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Re: The couch thread

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Let me remind everyone that the initial premise of this thread was that the Foxy One had/has a very poor grasp of the process of the development of muscular power, and pointed out an incidence where he thought Glassman was wrong, but it was quickly demonstrated that the OP's lack of understanding and proximity bias to the RKC organization had let him to an erroneous conclusion.

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