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TheCoug wrote:

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:The Couch Thread has gone shit again.

Every time I read your signature I laugh out loud. So, I love you.

He's quoting me coug so I guess it's me you love. What do I get?

All this stupid cougar bullshit (blah blah blah ... NO TITS) had my hate dwindling but seeing Jocelyn ("thank you ma'am may I have another!") and reading a stupid comment on pmenu has me plenty pissed again.

fuckstick on pmenu wrote:Thank you! I've been looking for a site like yours for a while now! Olympic lifting with a splash of crossfit...what a beautiful thing!

BECAUSE EVERYTIME SOMEONE DOES A CIRCUIT OR COMPLEX, THEY ARE DOING CULTFIT!

fucking IDIOTS



With their logic, I should also assume the fucking idiot my friend saw at his gym doing 85 pound push presses WITH STRAPS was doing Cultfit, since they are quickly cornering the market on all things stupid.

protobuilder wrote:All this stupid cougar bullshit (blah blah blah ... NO TITS) had my hate dwindling but seeing Jocelyn ("thank you ma'am may I have another!") and reading a stupid comment on pmenu has me plenty pissed again.

fuckstick on pmenu wrote:Thank you! I've been looking for a site like yours for a while now! Olympic lifting with a splash of crossfit...what a beautiful thing!

BECAUSE EVERYTIME SOMEONE DOES A CIRCUIT OR COMPLEX, THEY ARE DOING CULTFIT!

fucking IDIOTS



With their logic, I should also assume the fucking idiot my friend saw at his gym doing 85 pound push presses WITH STRAPS was doing Cultfit, since they are quickly cornering the market on all things stupid.

You need to relax and let things go a bit.

Rant! wrote:This is just all around sexy.

Yes, it is.

TheCoug wrote:

Shapecharge wrote:Where was that pic taken...Sedona area?

vegas.

Since this thread has apparently gone to shit, I'd like to re invigorate scintillating conversation.

CrossFit rocks. It transformed my life. It has positively affected the lives of thousands of people who, prior to, were forlornly roaming globo gyms, aimless and at the mercy of personal trainers who looked like "thor" and said things like - c'mon, 10 more reps, that will be $60 an hour!

There is no other reason besides CrossFit I'd be posting pictures of myself for foul mouthed men, in underwear flipping the double bird, with a cat on my head than CrossFit, and all the good it has obviously done for me mentally.

And even though thrusters have been scientifically proven to destroy any and all other physical, and social, gains made by engaging in safer, more effective non-sex related movements, I PRd my Fran today and can now get applause, cheers, atta cougie and ass slaps from almost 2000 people I don't know.

All this, and more, because on the coattails of Greg Glassman, people who don't know any better open boxes and get us WOD drunk.

Really. How could there be haters.

Well see here Coug, I'm all about the women working out, gaining more self-confidence, and then strutting around in front of me in spike heels and skimpy outfits. I also find that broads who do regular, high-intensity bouts of exercise tend to bitch, moan, nag and complain far less than do regular women (the ones who sit on their ass watching soap operas and won't help out with the dishes because all the gossiping the other hens in the office were doing, combined with their menstrual cramps, has "worn her out."

Less Nagging + Better Eye Candy = WIN! For Uncle Artie P Know what I mean? However, the problem here, at least as I see it, is this tendency toward a false feeling of Elitism that seems to be inherent with these "WOD Drunk" people you mention. And let's really look at "Elitism" ... I simply DON'T believe that any exercise program is Elite or makes one Elite. Some make you stronger, some make you faster, some make you whatever. But none of them make a person Elite.

Many people would agree with me, and purport that something else, perhaps a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan, who's company is blasted all to Hell when an IED on the side of the road goes off and still manages to fight efficiently and effectively is "AWESOME," "HARDCOAR," or "ELITE," or "BADASS" or whatever. And hey, any man or woman who could serve their country under duress like that is pretty fucking amazing in my book.

But ask them how "Elite" that is when they're recovering at the VA hospital? They'll probably just shrug tell you "Hey, I was doing my job, you know?"

It's this tendency toward guilding lillies and failing to look at something for what it actually is... Glassman can preach all he wants about how he's helping people to "Train for life!" and to "Train to be 'unscared' when the unknowable and unthinkable rears its ugly head!"

C'mon ... How many cubbies, housewives and middle-aged men are going to find themselves booking through a field full of land mines or holding onto the skid plates on a huey while combatants fire at them?


Those said cubbies, housewives and middle-aged men are getting, in my opinion, some pretty good GPP (and I myself enjoy metcons after heavy lifting for the purpose of good GPP and fat burning), and that's great. But that's pretty-much where it starts and finishes. And I believe a lot of these folks would be better served, not to mention far less annoying and, subsequently, less of a target for ridicule, if they looked at their training honestly, and realistically, for what it actually is: "A way to improve general physical preparedness and thus health for the fun of it, because it is enjoyable to do cool things with your body" and that's it.

But that's just my opinion, and I could be wrong, but I'm probably not.

That being said though, congratulations on your Fran time. And congratulations on your excellent figure, as well. If I were a single man and you were into "Fellas with a little bit of heft" I'd ask you to accompany me for a steak dinner and hopefully a little make-out time if you were into it . Plus, I bet you doctor is pleased with your over-all health which will help you in your enjoyment of all aspect of life for numerous years to come, and that, at the end of the day, is really what's important

If you do a bit of cocaine, and you have no-one to talk shit to, does it have the effect that you write overly-long thread posts instead? There's been a few like that today. I think some peoples have been hitting the powder hard this morning.

I graduated from powder off Barky's amazing tits to the pipe months ago... And I've been on a downward spiral ever since.

Nice job on your Fran time coug. Too bad that can't help you find and maintain a happy relationship with a man.

TITS or GTFO

Wow. That was hurtful.

Too bad that can't help you find and maintain a happy relationship with a man.

That's quality right there. Nice work.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

Too bad that can't help you find and maintain a happy relationship with a man.

That's quality right there. Nice work.

That is a Sum-uppance of the most brutal kind. Kudos.

The Cougar will tear you all to pieces for being so insolent.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Nice job on your Fran time coug. Too bad that can't help you find and maintain a happy relationship with a man.

TITS or GTFO

"Too bad that can't help you find and maintain a happy relationship with a (real) man."

True! Where are the real men? I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!

TheCoug wrote:
True! Where are the real men? I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!

We're fucking the hell out of the confident/smart/funny/sandwich making women...then we stay up late, watch kung-fu movies and do rec. drugs. Then we'll make them breakfast and go to the gym, or fishing or for a motorcycle ride, then we come back, fuck the (usually but not always) selfsame sandwich makers in the afternoon and take a nap.

edit: i underlined the important bits...

We're fucking the hell out of the confident/smart/funny/sandwich making women...then we stay up late, watch kung-fu movies and do rec. drugs. Then we'll make them breakfast and go to the gym, or the park or for a motorcycle ride, we come back, fuck the (usually but not always the same one) aforementioned sandwich makers in the afternoon and take a nap

Then you wake up from the nap, realise all that was just a dream, and have a wank instead. And still you have to make your own sandwich.....

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:

We're fucking the hell out of the confident/smart/funny/sandwich making women...then we stay up late, watch kung-fu movies and do rec. drugs. Then we'll make them breakfast and go to the gym, or the park or for a motorcycle ride, we come back, fuck the (usually but not always the same one) aforementioned sandwich makers in the afternoon and take a nap

Then you wake up from the nap, realise all that was just a dream, and have a wank instead. And still you have to make your own sandwich.....

Not in Amurika Bro. What in the UK you refer to as a "Dream", in USA we call , "The Weekend."

Quick question though, how many wives are you permitted to take in your country. We are sadly limited to two wives...and they are not permitted to know each other.

Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Quick question though, how many wives are you permitted to take in your country. We are sadly limited to two wives...and they are not permitted to know each other.

For the best, really.

someone chose ...poorly. but think of the sammiches!

Fuck, can you imagine? One of the alleged benefits is that you can hang out with whichever one isn't pissed off at you at the moment.

But their cycles all end up syncing, so they all PMS AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!!!

What a nightmare.

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

TheCoug wrote:
True! Where are the real men? I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!

We're fucking the hell out of the confident/smart/funny/sandwich making women...then we stay up late, watch kung-fu movies and do rec. drugs. Then we'll make them breakfast and go to the gym, or fishing or for a motorcycle ride, then we come back, fuck the (usually but not always) selfsame sandwich makers in the afternoon and take a nap.

edit: i underlined the important bits...

Jesus. Real men don't make fucking breakfast. See. I told you. Can't find them ANYWHERE.

TheCoug wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Nice job on your Fran time coug. Too bad that can't help you find and maintain a happy relationship with a man.

TITS or GTFO

"Too bad that can't help you find and maintain a happy relationship with a (real) man."

True! Where are the real men? I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!

I can tell you where not to look for them...in fucking Scottsdale, or the Phoenix area in general (which is your area, I believe?). MTV hunts in Scottsdale for their newest reality show douchebags, dontcha know?

TheCoug wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

TheCoug wrote:
True! Where are the real men? I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!

We're fucking the hell out of the confident/smart/funny/sandwich making women...then we stay up late, watch kung-fu movies and do rec. drugs. Then we'll make them breakfast and go to the gym, or fishing or for a motorcycle ride, then we come back, fuck the (usually but not always) selfsame sandwich makers in the afternoon and take a nap.

edit: i underlined the important bits...

Jesus. Real men don't make fucking breakfast. See. I told you. Can't find them ANYWHERE.

Of course we do. But I see your problem...you get derailed at "confident/smart/funny"
i'll presume you can make a sandwich.

TheCoug wrote:
True! Where are the real men? I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!

We tend to get married and sire offspring. At least gorillas do. I can't speak for any other primates.

And whats with the marriage thing? Strong, confident men who can fuck multiple women all day long between sets of lifting heavy shit and eating everything they see would NEVER get married.

Keep it up guys. You will drive me away. And I know you don't want to do that.

ArtimusPiledriver wrote:

Dan Martin wrote:New shit has come to light.

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

He fixes the cable?